Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Everyone's talking about the Odyssey, while *I* want to talk about Jacques Rivette's Joan of Arc films. 011
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I compiled all the individual vote data from the Guardian best novels list. Made some fun conclusions (more later), but here's my spreadsheet. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...docs.google.comGuardian Best Novels Vote Tally 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Top ten for me: 1. Ulysses 2. 2666 3. Life and Fate 4. Uwe Johnson, Anniversaries 5. Gravity's Rainbow 6. Clarice Lispector, The Passion According to G.H. 7. Don Quixote 8. Moby Dick 9. War and Peace 10. Ferdydurke 010
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 18/05/2026The Guardian list is interesting, I guess. I'd have liked to see some eastern European authors. Ferdydurke and Satantango have legitimate claims to being on the list. 010
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I really want the Pistons to beat the Cavs. I was a huge Cavs fan last season, but the Pistons have the Mandate of Heaven. 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Every time conservatives call KBJ stupid, I think, "These people think Alito is intelligent." 010
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 04/05/2026No Marvel villain deserves their suffering more than Wilson Fisk. 010
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The whole "86 means kill" thing is such a microcosm of the Trump era. A stupid, obviously false claim is made by people on his side. People rush to defend it. Arguing with these people is an endless exercise in trying to defend reality against sheer fucking insanity. 020
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 29/04/2026In honor of the Michael Jackson film, I thought I'd do a thread of actually good biopics: 100
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Tired: The best music biopic is Walk the Line (or Elvis) Wired: The best music biopic is Ken Russell's Mahler 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Restaurant workers hearing Republicans try to tell us that 86 means "kill":media.tenor.competer griffin from family guy is in a strait jacketALT: peter griffin from family guy is in a strait jacket 011
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 27/04/2026There's always some band, named like, "Lazer Whores" or "Slug Guts," and they're the best band you've ever heard, and the only reason you haven't heard of them is that the only people who listen to them are the kind of people who listen to bands like "Lazer Whores" and "Slug Guts." 010
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Margo's Got Money Troubles is Ted Lasso with titties. 010
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Everyone should be hearing about this. In an administration riddled with scandals, this one ranks fairly high. 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026"Art should be political." "Art shouldn't be political." You both have bad taste, so who gives a shit what you think art should or shouldn't be? 000
Reposted by Alexander GreenbergRev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026The lies defining this moment in America: -The 2020 election was stolen -There’s massive voter fraud -There’s an epidemic of noncitizens voting -We’ve been “invaded” by millions of criminals -Only an authoritarian government can fix these problems -Jesus agrees with all of this 27059491770
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 25/02/2026It my fanfic version of this, he freezes up midsentence, shouts, "No, mommy, I don't want to go to hell! Please don't take me to hell!" Then dies on the spot. 011
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Someone needs to make a "Great White Hype" type satire about MMA and what a fucking grift it is. 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Thinking about the voter ID issue and how a lot of the division between Republicans and Dems that don't come down to malice or religion have to do with wedge issues that, if you fall on one side, seem commonsensical, but that if you actually study them, are not, and that require more than a 110
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 09/02/2026So the MVP has to be a defensive player, right? 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Haven't seen a single musician in the Epstein Files. I kind of think Epstein didn't really care about music. 010
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The current state of affairs has taught me that no matter what you think micro-dosing is doing for you, personally, it's fucking up the world. Your ketamine-addled brain cannot be trusted to make high-level decisions. Period. 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Here are some cocks you can suck:media.tenor.coma man in a hat holds a brown chickenAlt: a man in a hat holds a brown chicken 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 13/11/2025media.tenor.coma man is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and talking into it .Alt: a man is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and talking into it . 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025You: I like Mamdani because he's a progressive socialist who will enact policies that I support. Me: I like Mamdani because he put Lina Khan on his transition team. 011
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I'm sorry, but if you voted for the wholesale destruction of America and its institutions by voting for Trump, you hate America. Period. End of story. 010
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Bold 2025 NBA prediction: Warriors will be a play-in team at best. 010
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Nuggets are always my favorite. Last year, my second favorite team was the Cavs. The Blazers are looking like a strong contender this year. 020
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Sonic Youth is definitely a top 25 band for me, but probably not in my top 10. That said, they're the one band that, if you don't like them, I don't trust your musical taste at all. 030
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 22/08/2025High-tier actors play The Joker. God-tier actors play Ripley. 010
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Has anyone theorized an anti-butterfly effect? I.e., a phenomenon where, no matter how many incremental changes you make to a system, the system course corrects back to whatever it was going to do anyway? 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Why does Ballard have 100 percent on Rotten Tomatoes? 000
Reposted by Alexander GreenbergMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 25/07/2025the corollary to the absolutely true “one day, everyone will always have been against this” is that they’ll also never truly forgive you for being loud and right long before they were, unless you play along and pretend for them 393381665
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025So I think the reason the South Park satire hits Trump so effectively, where other satirists miss, is the reason that South Park misses other targets so often: the vulgarity of South Park matches Trump perfectly. The extreme over-the-top quality of South Park matches Trump perfectly. 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Frank Zappa is your weird uncle who knows how to synthesize LSD, but really good at music. 020
Reposted by Alexander GreenbergAlexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I came up with a guide to tell if Trump is lying or not: 022
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Most recent season of Daredevil was pretty good. Kingpin turned part of the NYPD into his own private military. Not sure how that could be relevant in any way. 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Anyone know what this music is? Because it's dope as hell. #utiat30000feet youtu.be/PQbxnK3OiVIgoogle.comGoogle Search 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I think part of the reason that social media feels *dumber* now is not that dumber people are using it, but that all of the interesting ideas have been swallowed up by the existential threat of Trumpism. Ideas on how to incrementally improve infrastructure or how to effectively control CO2 feel 210
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Just started watching I Think You Should Leave, and... Barly Tonight is basically just Stephen A. Smith. 000
Reposted by Alexander GreenbergRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/06/2025The anger from my fellow free-marketeers over the grocery store thing feels wildly disproportionate. The cost seems minimal. If it fails, hey, go ahead and claim vindication But no one is suggesting taking over or closing existing grocery stores. Wegmans will still exist! 5352156
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 22/06/2025The Trump administration is like the War Room in Dr. Strangelove, except every advisor is General Ripper and the President is George C. Scott. 000
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 16/06/2025They're going to say that political shooters are left-wing until they decide they no longer have to. 020
Reposted by Alexander GreenbergCinzia Perrin @saneplanet.bsky.social · 15/06/2025MEDIA -- WHY AREN'T YOU INVESTIGATING THIS??????? 2184
Reposted by Alexander GreenbergCharles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 14/06/2025I refuse to accept a negative connotation for the term “liberal.” I’ve been refusing it for years when used as a slur by the right, and I won’t accept that from the left either. 1732440
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Noticing that this still hasn't happened. 031
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 11/06/2025By the end of the weekend, the mask will be fully off, and we'll be living under totalitarianism. 010
Alexander Greenberg @alexandergreenberg.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I love the story behind this film. Katharine Hepburn is a genuine badass. 020