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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just read a post where the author wrote “escape goat” instead of “scape goat” :) An escape goat sounds like the thing you put the blame on to escape the consequences of your actions. So it sort of works.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If Alien was real I think the self destruct sequence would require you to accept the EULA and agree the company was not liable for any injuries before activating.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@kameronhurley.com colleague of mine working with Claude asked it to check a configuration and it replied “コンフィグ確認 — xxxxxxx is consistent now. Let me confirm nothing else shifted in the same batch.” Whole conversation in English otherwise. Really demonstrates how it’s very very fancy autocomplete.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Modern software dev. I take the specifications from the customers and give them to the agents. Agents are not good at dealing with customers. I have agent skills, I am good at dealing with agents, can’t you understand that, what the hell is wrong with you people.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@byzantienne.bsky.social on your mention/recommendation I got samples of Mango.Yuzu.Gasoline and Plum.Spray Paint. Very interesting and polarizing. I like, my wife, not a fan! Plum.spray Paint is late 80s commercially cleaned apartment, or just stepped into a pawn shop. Both better on skin.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It’s good to have Claude back, my work on the Torment Nexus can resume.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Many low level issues could be solved if alcohol took effect immediately on drinking instead of having a lag time leading to the “oh dear, I shouldn’t have had that last one” experience.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Is the capacitor the DNS of AC units?
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
image: it's 2026. people are wearing jincos unironically. the backstreet boys are touring again. the us is once again at war with the middle east. and then, to top it off, you're tasked to move deployments back to jenkins because GH is too unstable.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
My colleague made codex very unhappy.
But can’t open sedation? worthless
just respond.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Watching Brideshead Revisited on Amazon Prime only available with ads accurately reproduces the experience of watching it on Granada. :)
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I prefer my Franken to be furter rather than stein.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
#kpopdemonhunters a reasonable case to be made that Golden works as a trans acceptance anthem?
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The most minor of minor problems, when two of your Libby @libbyapp.com audio book holds arrive on the same day and you have to be a good citizen and defer one of them.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Good idea or the best idea?
GitHub screenshot from an absolutely ludicrous pr with one million new lines.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I’ve got myself into one of those “if someone on YouTube can do it surely I can” DIY situations.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Cherub, religious icon or exploited child?
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Most unrealistic thing About the Apple Watch quitters day commercial? People running in the snow without gloves.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
A Piña Colada is a smoothie.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Anyone who logs in to Slack to see if there’s a special Christmas animation is going straight onto next year’s naughty list.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Agatha All Along is very rewatchable. Many things you see early on relate to later incidents, but without spoiling the early episodes. And you don’t have to follow the whole MCU ridiculousness.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Stollen looking very Scarface. Don’t get high off your own supply.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Dislocation Dance
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
If there was perfume that smelled like gin!
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Roaring fires are ok as cozy but electrically heated fleece ponchos are hard to beat.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It’s not personal Sonny, it’s strictly wine.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Just liking the pictures of pizza on here so that I get more of them.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Well, well, well
My top artists from Apple Music
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
When you’re first to a zoom meeting so you get the full screen image. Like when you accidentally swipe the wrong way on instagram and get the selfie screen. Ick.
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alex-moffat.bsky.social @alex-moffat.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Three things in life are certain, death, taxes and a new iTerm 2 update every time you use the app.
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