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alessandrine.bsky.social

@alessandrine.bsky.social
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Weirdo, runner, photographer. This is where I shout into the void.

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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I love sitting on the YOW tarmack for 15+ minutes with several empty gates visible. Clearly a great use of jet fuel.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I have a totally not unhinged number of goals for the year. 36
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Well, it's after midnight somewhere, so I'm to bed
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My boss calls today "men's day" at work. Expecting a day of last minute Christmas shopping with lots of gift certificates and paid gift wrapping.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Seeing a chatgpt ad suggesting it be used for cooking advice feels bleak. Language prediction models can be wrong, and food is pretty fucking vital.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Wishing a Merry Christmas Adam to all those who celebrate! #happyholidays
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Happy solstice! More daylight is going to do my brain so much good.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Apropos of nothing, figured out why I really dislike the dancing in the newish Taylor Swift music video. It looks like they can't hear the music, because they can't hear the music. #musicsky
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
My least favourite animal is Usain tourists being confused about why almost nowhere here takes U.S. dollars.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
@edmontonpolice.bsky.social Isn't it illegal to drive with an obstructed plate?
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Yesterday I went for a nice comfortable hour+ run outside. Still too cold for Purolator, apparently.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Read Lucky Day by @chucktingle.bsky.social in basically one sitting. It's so fucking good. Grief and hope and what it's like to keep moving after something life-altering happens.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Soaking in a soup of dead skin cells and glitter
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Love getting home to all six animals having urgent needs /s
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Well, I like this milestone :)
Screenshot of Nike run club app, showing 100 runs in 2025
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My phone has a new "feature" where it guesses whether or not I slept last night based on if it was charged or not. 0/5.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The orange cat eats (artificial) Christmas tree now. She's near enough to the end of her life that she can eat plastic if she wants, but guh.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I love when the roommate gets home seemingly unaware of the amount of blood on her clothes.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I have so many questions about why retail wholesalers let their websites fall behind. Like, you have one job.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Getting condescending emails from people who are solely paid to do tech support is my favourite part of my workday
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Having one of those days where if I don't take enough rest, my body just schedules it for me.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The kitteh requests pie, a photo series in three parts
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Feels like I'm living in a shitty YA dystopia. Just caught a transit to the community commerce center where there's a better air filter than at home.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Apparently Alberta has two seasons, winter and smoke.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
piunikaweb.com/2025/09/24/p.... Dealing with this. Zero stars
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Some Pixel 8 users reporting glass‑like ping on unlock after September update
Pixel 8 owners experiencing weird unlock ping sounds following September Android 16 QPR1 update. Users confirm it's not NFC or normal haptics causing the issue.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Being on hold with via rail and having the hold music cut out to tell me I can book online or use the chat when the chat is currently down and my credit from the nightmare trip last year is exactly how I wanted to spend my morning.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I don't know what it is, but today has big full moon energy.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Our local midnight turkeys are skateboarding while doing bong rips. I'm not fundamentally opposed to either, but that seems like a bad combination
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
SAFETY FIRST LRT LAST
Image of LRT construction, side of which reads SAFETY FIRST
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Absolutely fucking losing it at the May fourth white house post.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Screentime for the chickens #birdsky
Three conure parrots perched on-top of a television.
The furthest to the right is soaking wet.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
TIL: stationary (non-moving) is what stationary (paper) is named for
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
My favourite thing I've done so far at work is to tell a telemarketer to call back and leave a voicemail only to realize that our answering machine was off.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Current iteration of my google pixel's portrait mode makes it look like I've been poorly photoshopped onto the background while showing my zits in high resolution. Clearly, this is exactly what I wanted No notes.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The emotional volatility that comes with no longer producing my own sex hormones is great. This morning, I can't seem to stop crying. About a restaurant employee being friendly/flirty. In October.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The kitteh only likes to drink the upper half of her water dish. Freaking orange cats.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I made big coffee today. Unfortunately, big coffee works much better drank, and not left next to me for hours.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Gotta have that wake up juice #coffeesky #birdsky
Conure parrot, perched on the rim of a coffee cup, rattling around the spoon in it.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Found my point of diminishing returns for coffee preparation. #coffeesky Low-tech, easy cleaning, very aesthetic
Red pour-over placed on top of an oversized mug
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The sleepiest boy. #dogsky
Half asleep dog face, wedged between two faux fur blankets
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
My trick with the former feral I had as a teen was to let the cat thoroughly kill the brush first. Also worked for her teeth.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
me: *drops an unopened bag of chips on the kitchen floor* my dog: THAT COUNTS AS CRUMBS
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Between not being eligible for all the sick pay because of how my work pays out vacation time and my neighbour having found my letter from the Cross Cancer Institute in the snow half a block from my house, I'm really not feeling great about our federal services. #CAPolli
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Taking bets if the amount of time on the phone for sick leave will be over or under 2 hours. Currently at 1:09.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Today, I came into work to drop a whip off for my boss. I have a very normal place of employment.
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Cori 🦝 (DemShenaniganss) #TDST⚡️ @demshenaniganss.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
All of the TikTok refugees right now
Raccoon meme with a sad baby Raccoon in a field of grass
Top text reads: Touching grass is not enough
Bottom text reads: I need to bite someone in white writing
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Someone got a special treat today.
A conure parrot, holding half a segment of a Mandarin orange in her beak. Background is out of focus.
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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alessandrine.bsky.social @alessandrine.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Teef!
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