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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

whatever you say, professor grumpypants

white man facing the camera with his hands folded and an expression i’m sure he thinks is projecting “gravitas”

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

dating a tall person and they have to stand like this to kiss u

giraffe drinking water with its legs splayed out

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

9-year-old me had some opinions about the various translations of Beowulf

“I liked the 2000 edition better because it was more detailed. It had more bite. “God-cursed Grendel” speaks to me more than “with the wrath of God on his back”.

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

oooh the pink ones are cool these were mine this year

red/gold supreme sultan iris up close, much larger than my hand which i am holding up for scale

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

in an age where everyone is arguing over “solder vs ProPress,” one department dares to answer “Yes.”

nonsensical piping system with too many tees and weird asymmetrical fittings

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

just got back from the mountains, did i miss anything?

looking up at mount st helens from an ash field surrounded with pine trees

selfie sitting at the base of the mountain

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

mister baby man decided he would try to experience The Outdoors today he got as far as the edge of the porch before i reminded him he has the survival instincts of a paper towel

brown colorpoint cat sitting on the back of the couch peeking out from behind a curtain

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

see i *didn’t* bet money that Israel would break a ceasefire within 24 hours, but maybe i should have

“Relief over a truce between the United States and Iran gave way on Wednesday to alarm that fighting was still raging across the region, as Israel launched its biggest attacks yet on Lebanon, and Iran struck Gulf neighbours' oil facilities.”

Excerpt From
“Relief at truce gives way to alarm as Israel pounds Lebanon, Iran hits neighbors”
Steve Holland, Parisa Hafezi, Alexander Cornwell, Maya Gebeily
Reuters
https://apple.news/AKa4EM5RHQZSnWQmITMMeQQ
This material may be protected by copyright.

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

it’s important to keep all your beans in one place

cat sleeping curled up, face covered by paws, all paws touching in front of face, one ear poking out

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

im some kind of monkey wizard priest, my best friend is a giant fish man, we’re gonna save the world with the power of botany and guns! 🤠

guy with huge ears, glowing eyes, and crystals growing out of his head. also he’s got a huge fancy moustsche.

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

turned this painting into a block print ✨💀✨

acrylic painting of a three-eyed skull next to a carved block that i made using the painting as reference, and a couple of prints

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

fascinating things happening here

Republic of Ghouls doing phrenology on Erika Kirk, whose arched brows and short philtrum mark her as an “impulsive hedonistic demon”

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

watching Shameless as a 20 year old and feeling devastated that i would never get to be a dude with ripped-off sleeves drinking beers on the stoop with his boyfriend 🥺😔