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Alchemy Tits

@alchemy-tits.bsky.social
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She/Her. Queer, top. 🔞 DMs open for mutuals. Death Before Detransition | No Free Bodies

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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This Olympics seems so extra gay and I’m here for it. 😂
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Liquid Glass? More like Liquid Ass. Overlapping semi-transparent windows on a small screen just seem kinda totally fucking useless and ugly?
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I wished I’d have screenshotted a picture so I could have logged the tones.
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
dm’d you
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
When you got in expecting a medical visit to go bad for trans reasons but the doctor surprises you with a completely different kind of fuckshittery.
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I have that pattern in a shirt from them! Or it’s similar at least.
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
seeing the spectacular feats of engineering Tesla has done so far, they’ll have one commuting crimes within the first week
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Social media post with the text

My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:
Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends
• The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers
• They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry
• Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them
The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
new season of Hazbin Hotel just started
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
“we trademarked all your holes” is a hell of a lyric
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
a fun party trick that I can pull off thanks to vocal training is singing all three parts of “Wild Mountain Thyme” from the Sinners soundtrack it’s especially fun to see people’s reactions when I drop my voice for the second and third verses
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
AI really is just a dumb person’s idea of a smart person
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
stabbed myself and bled a little about it, I’ll feel better in the morning
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i always hate the melancholy that creeps in at the edges on shot day
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2025
Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez
Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 05/10/2025
In which @usatoday.com frets that children might learn that trans people [checks notes] exist
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Elon Musk wants us to cancel Netflix over a trans character. I don't blame him. | Opinion
The strangest part about these shows is that they are made to entertain children, but this isn't typical children's content.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 05/10/2025
Suspending Link after he pointed out the how following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia does not allow you to beat the transphobia allegations. In fact, it does the opposite. To be clear: suspending Link was certainly a choice. And we know what KIND of choice it is.
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
nope, it’s a uti, yay :(
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
think i’m getting hot flashes from halving my e dose post orchi finally going for lab work later this week
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
o look, it happened again apnews.com/article/bill...
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Wisconsin Republican Bill Berrien quits governor's race amid fallout over sexually explicit links
Wisconsin business owner Bill Berrien has ended his Republican campaign for governor, days after it was reported that he followed numerous sexually explicit accounts online, including a nonbinary porn...
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
hm, i’ve noticed my sense of smell getting more sensitive after my orchi any other girls have that happen?
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
thank you! it’s a vaya I picked up 7 years ago
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
i ended up putting a leather brooks on my road bike the aesthetic is kinda garbage but not aching after mile 20 is worth it
Road bike set up on a stand during a fit test
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
as is the brooks saddle
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
that yellow chain is so sick!
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
call that a one shot
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
for centuries military scholars will study the logistical feat of Cambodia building and transporting a navy to the Caspian Sea
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
the feeling of listening to this must be what having a stroke feels like
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𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 18/09/2025
he blamed affirmative action and immediately got hooked up to the oil billionaire money faucet
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𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 18/09/2025
really just a perfect idea since kirk's origin story was that he got rejected from West Point and refused to enlist
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I think she’s turning into royal softling
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
it’s been a year or so since I did a fresh install, but feel free to hmu i used it as my primary os for a couple decades
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✨Zelly✨ @hazelcakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
just heard from someone that @wsj.com was involved in the charlie kirk shooting
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Charlie Kirk’s shooter was a 22 year old white cis man & 4chan groyper. Charlie Kirk’s last words were “gang violence”. he was claiming Black people were inherently violent right before his life was ended by another white man. Here is a description of Kirk’s terrorism by one of his many victims:
Dr Stacey Patton

I am on Charlie Kirk's hit list.

His so-called "Professor Watchlist," run under the umbrella of Turning Point USA, is nothing more than a digital hit list for academics who dare to speak truth to power. I landed there in 2024 after writing commentary that inflamed the MAGA faithful. And once my name went up, the harassment machine roared to life.

For weeks my inbox and voicemail were deluged. Mostly white men spat venom through the phone: "bitch," "c*nt," "n****r." They threatened all manner of violence.

They overwhelmed the university's PR lines and the president's office with calls demanding that I be fired. The flood was so relentless that the head of campus security reached out to offer me an escort, because they feared one of these keyboard soldiers might step out of his basement and come do me harm.

And I am not unique.Kirk's Watchlist has terrorized legions of professors across this country. Women, Black faculty, queer scholars, basically anyone who challenged white supremacy, gun culture, or Christian nationalism suddenly found themselves targets of coordinated abuse.

Some received death threats. Some had their jobs threatened. Some left academia entirely.
Kirk sent the loud message to us: speak the truth and we will unleash the mob!

That is the culture of violence Charlie Kirk built.
He normalized violence. He curated it, monetized it, and sicced it on anyone who dared to puncture his movement's lies.

And now, in the wake of his shooting, there's all this national outpouring of mourning, moments of silence, yellow prayer hands, and tributes painting him as a civil debater. But the truth is that Kirk and his foot soldiers spent years terrorizing educators, trying to silence us with harassment and fear!

And now the same violence he unleashed on others has come full circle.But what i find especially jarring is the dissonance in public mourning for a smug white man whose life work was actively hostile to certain groups. Kirk spent years demonizing LGBTQ people, mocking gun survivors, spewing racism about Black folks, and pushing policies that literally shorten lives.

It is so revolting to watch a bipartisan wave of grief sweep over this hateful racist as if he was a neutral community servant.
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Colleagues who are also in the field, from the deepest depths on my heart, I beg you to stop using the acronym for Cyber Security Awareness Month.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i can assure you this is not the kind of company you want to work for, and it won't produce a site you like. you need to put pressure on leadership here.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
several bluesky employees follow me, and have for a very long time. i think you know i don't ask questions in bad faith. so let me ask you: what are you doing internally right now to get leadership to correct this problem?
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CharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 11/09/2025
We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Biopsy came back benign. 🥳
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
is there a MISTER new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura?
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
recovery is going well, pain has been a 2.5 at the worst and only for a second when standing up, otherwise 0-1 only managing it with Tylenol sleep has been good, but the dreams have weird just got back from a .4 mile walk and there was no pain or discomfort
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
came out of anesthesia and voice training kicked in by default, fuck yeah
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I lived, bitches.
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
getting this done in about 45 min
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
sitting in pre-op, can’t wait to be on the other side of this, lfgggg
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 05/09/2025
and it's SHIT
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Alchemy Tits @alchemy-tits.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
going in for my orchi tomorrow and i thought i’d feel more anxiety about it, but I’m oddly calm
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