Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Difficult to know what to actually report it for - there’s at least four on the list there that apply… 😳😱😉 110
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Was this before or after he barged her off the red carpet with his aimless meanderings? 😳 050
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I was thinking more along the lines of the differing methods of locomotion respectively utilised by snakes and spiders. I’m an arachnophobe, so for me, the scuttle is always worse! I agree it might suggest a speed which would be unrealistic for Chump. ‘Slither’ I guess would cover it 🤔😉🤣 021
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Question. Which is worse; a ‘slither’ or a ‘scuttle’? 😳🤔 120
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Indeed! You’re definitely a ‘glass half full’ kinda guy, I can tell 😉 030
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you saw your own feet off, you never have to buy shoes again… 😳🙄🤡 51806
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you saw your own feet off, you never need to buy shoes again… 😳🙄 180
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Interesting. So does that mean the two women you insulted as ‘ridiculous’ the other day maybe aren’t quite as ridiculous now? 110
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Not sure why you’ve just randomly dropped this into the conversation when the subject was Russia, but I agree with you. 110
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Your primary language seems to be misogynistic insults. But you’re seeking understanding and compassion now? 😳🙄 190
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Not sure why Don Jr couldn’t pay for his own wedding given all the money he’s made in the last 18 months. 150
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No better way to get yourself taken seriously than by not being able to spell ‘ridiculous’ 😳🙄🤡 1100
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Boring!” Yeah, following the law is such a drag, isn’t it? As far as Nige is concerned, you clearly should be able to take dodgy foreign donations just as much as you should be able to punch women who you don’t agree with in the face. As long as you’re on his side. What a fucking cunt. 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There’s a complete helmet underneath it too. 010
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It’s just the first thing that comes into his head that comes out of his mouth now, and it’s been that way for some time. 030
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 05/08/2026‘Odourless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and almost orgasmic’. I think he may be getting confused regarding the nature and direction of traffic interacting with his hoop. 😳 060
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Aside from the fact he thinks power over the American people is yet another thing he’s just going to inherit from Daddy… …who does this odious little rat-faced prick think he is? 🤬 1212
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Bit rich coming from something that looks like it’s just crawled from the pages of Lord of the Rings. That aside for a moment. What violent Antifa demonstrations? At which point in history did physical deformity became an object of disgust and what happened to those deemed to be ‘deformed’? 010
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 17/07/2026And the same party who leapt to the defence of Lucy Connolly after she called for migrant hotels to be burned to the ground. 0612
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I hope they weren’t sugar-coating the truth. 😉 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Have they managed to get Tilly’s eye colour to remain consistent yet? 😳🙄🤣🤣 030
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Oh, and in the ‘nothing to see here’ category, here’s Russian Tory donor Lubov Chernukhin with a few faces you may recognise, including one who may well have been PM at the time: 091
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Not sure but she did attend at least one of their events. Have a read of this when you get a moment - it’s easy to forget how grubby and genuinely shocking it all was: www.dailymail.com/news/article...dailymail.comThe 14 Tory ministers who have taken Russian-linked moneyNorthern Ireland Secretary Brandon Lewis, who received payments of £48,000, said the donations were declared and those who made them were entitled to be involved in UK politics. 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Everyone already forgotten the Tory government’s ‘Conservative Friends of Russia’ club? 182
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Tomorrow’s headline: ‘Aliens cloned my bank account for intergalactic money laundering purposes’ - Nigel Farage 1211
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 24/05/2026No matter how implausible the story is, you have to stick with it. Surprised Nigel hasn’t sussed this out yet 🤣 010
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Big “dog ate my homework’ vibes coming through from this. 110
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Not if the Home Office has anything to with it. 😳🤬 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Well, artificial or not, it’s about time something intelligent came out of that puckered pigs arsehole 😳 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Thank you, I’ve learned something new today. Wasn’t aware of that. 👍 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 10/05/2026The only way of course. But the Torygraph are bigging up the ‘no visa’ element to appease the far right. It sounds impossible, but I’ve just found out that it isn’t. Good for them, anyway. As an aside, I don’t have a British visa either. 😉 030
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Fully aware of that, but this is so ludicrous it actually had me thinking it’s a wind-up. It’s positively Trumpian in its levels of implausibility 😳 100
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 10/05/2026We all know that this demented, draft dodging c@#t would be watching from several thousand miles further away, probably on Faux News. 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Barely 24 hours in the job. Good going. Very much doubt they’ll be the last either. 130
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 04/05/2026No good having all the cards if you’ve lost all your marbles 🤪 051
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Ah, she must have had that rare but fatal condition which keeps randomly changing eye colour and facial features - ‘Inconsistentitis’. Oh well. RIP 🪦 😉 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Don’t worry! The car manufacturers affected will eventually get a tariff refund, so it’s all good… 🤪😳🤯🙄 010
