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Michael Grieve

@alchemichael.bsky.social
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Husband, father, graphic designer, alchemist & Brit exiled in Ireland 🇮🇪

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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Oh, and in the ‘nothing to see here’ category, here’s Russian Tory donor Lubov Chernukhin with a few faces you may recognise, including one who may well have been PM at the time:
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’m thoroughly emasculated by mine… 😳😉😂
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Benjamin Nosferyahtu 😳
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Baguettes Feast
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Focaccia di Spia 😳
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If you loved this one, try… 😍
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Okay, how about…
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Too obvious? 😳
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Two months in of owning this beauty. Timing is everything. 😉
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Without Warninks? 😳
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Ah, starring that well-known Texan actor ‘Ty Young’…
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
“And over there we have a couple more faces I’m sure you’ll recognise: there’s Nadhim, whom we’ve put in charge of finance and Lee, who’s our HR manager…”
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
“See this one here? He heated his stables in the middle of austerity and made the taxpayer foot the bill! What an absolute legend - I love him!!”
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The same industry whose ‘art’ can’t even achieve basic levels of consistency in the rendering of their trumpet-fanfared AI actress, ‘Tilly Norwood’. What colour are her eyes supposed to be, exactly? P😳🙄😂🤣🤣🤣
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Thirty million quid later, the RAF would have taken delivery of a dozen boxes of these…
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I always found his brother to be much more personable…
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
‘Come to Dubai - the worlds most superficial, artificial, sweltering, tacky, gold-plated hellhole that attracts absolute c**ts like flies to a festering pile of shit’. Dubai Tourist Board. Probably. Not.
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Just wait till you see what we have prowling around in County Cork…
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
“Melanie! Jeff’s asked me to his island again this weekend… have you seen my swimming trunks anywhere?”
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
“Melanie! I’m going out to Jeff’s island again this weekend… you know where my swimming trunks are?”
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
You have to admit, this one was pretty funny 😉🤣
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Big mistake, everyone! Lauren did a typo. She meant ‘wanks’, not tanks. 😳✊🍆💦
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Here’s a Tardigrade playing Sibelius’ Violin Concerto especially for all those poor ICE agents. Life is so unfair sometimes, isn’t it? 😳🤣🤣
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
‘Sideshow Birb’ seems both completely unable to keep culture war politics out of her classrooms and unwilling to let kids do anything that might provide them with some form of enjoyment.
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Is it just me, or…? 😳
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
‘Never even got started’. 😳🤥
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Sideshow Birb…
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
‘Sideshow Birb’ enjoying the noise of her own opinion again. Be nice if she kept it to herself occasionally 😳🙄
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
😳
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Reminds me of someone. 😳
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The family estate of Roger Moore has been in touch and they want his eyebrow back… 😡😱
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
‘Fewer’, not ‘less’. Reminds me of a joke. Leavitt and Trump walking to a press conference together. Trump: “we have to get immigration down. We need less of them coming in!” Leavitt: “Fewer”. Trump: “Shhh! Don’t call me that in public yet!”
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Will this do? 😉
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Turdal Recoil. 🤢
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I much preferred her when she was doing the dog training stuff to be honest 😳
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Hate to be the one who has to say it, but aren’t all borders ‘artificially drawn lines from years ago’? Like, er… that one that separates the USA from Mexico? 😳🤣
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
In this time of family celebrations, don’t forget to splash out on something for yourself too… 😳✊🍆💦
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Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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