Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Oh, and in the ‘nothing to see here’ category, here’s Russian Tory donor Lubov Chernukhin with a few faces you may recognise, including one who may well have been PM at the time: 091
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Two months in of owning this beauty. Timing is everything. 😉 120
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Ah, starring that well-known Texan actor ‘Ty Young’… 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 27/01/2026“And over there we have a couple more faces I’m sure you’ll recognise: there’s Nadhim, whom we’ve put in charge of finance and Lee, who’s our HR manager…” 010
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 12/01/2026“See this one here? He heated his stables in the middle of austerity and made the taxpayer foot the bill! What an absolute legend - I love him!!” 031
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The same industry whose ‘art’ can’t even achieve basic levels of consistency in the rendering of their trumpet-fanfared AI actress, ‘Tilly Norwood’. What colour are her eyes supposed to be, exactly? P😳🙄😂🤣🤣🤣 130
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Thirty million quid later, the RAF would have taken delivery of a dozen boxes of these… 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I always found his brother to be much more personable… 070
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 28/08/2025‘Come to Dubai - the worlds most superficial, artificial, sweltering, tacky, gold-plated hellhole that attracts absolute c**ts like flies to a festering pile of shit’. Dubai Tourist Board. Probably. Not. 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Just wait till you see what we have prowling around in County Cork… 110
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 30/07/2025“Melanie! Jeff’s asked me to his island again this weekend… have you seen my swimming trunks anywhere?” 020
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 30/07/2025“Melanie! I’m going out to Jeff’s island again this weekend… you know where my swimming trunks are?” 010
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 26/07/2025You have to admit, this one was pretty funny 😉🤣 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Big mistake, everyone! Lauren did a typo. She meant ‘wanks’, not tanks. 😳✊🍆💦 000
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Here’s a Tardigrade playing Sibelius’ Violin Concerto especially for all those poor ICE agents. Life is so unfair sometimes, isn’t it? 😳🤣🤣 010
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 20/06/2025‘Sideshow Birb’ seems both completely unable to keep culture war politics out of her classrooms and unwilling to let kids do anything that might provide them with some form of enjoyment. 010
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 16/06/2025‘Sideshow Birb’ enjoying the noise of her own opinion again. Be nice if she kept it to herself occasionally 😳🙄 020
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 05/06/2025The family estate of Roger Moore has been in touch and they want his eyebrow back… 😡😱 090
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 29/05/2025‘Fewer’, not ‘less’. Reminds me of a joke. Leavitt and Trump walking to a press conference together. Trump: “we have to get immigration down. We need less of them coming in!” Leavitt: “Fewer”. Trump: “Shhh! Don’t call me that in public yet!” 0342
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I much preferred her when she was doing the dog training stuff to be honest 😳 010
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Hate to be the one who has to say it, but aren’t all borders ‘artificially drawn lines from years ago’? Like, er… that one that separates the USA from Mexico? 😳🤣 091
Michael Grieve @alchemichael.bsky.social · 19/04/2025In this time of family celebrations, don’t forget to splash out on something for yourself too… 😳✊🍆💦 110