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@albunde.bsky.social
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stupid gay slugcat on the internet lizards and vultures dni

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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
amazing email to wake up to on my birthday
Email Notification on an Iphone from Sanshee, subject “Happy Birthday, Monika!” text “Celebrate Monika’s Birthday with a NEW birthday Monika pin!”
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i miss those early days of bluesky where the only thing anyone ever talked about was bluesky itself
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
slugcatter
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
my heart is filled with evil and hatred
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
me, the wise wizard, summoning a moat of vinegar that the evil necromancer’s skeleton army must march through
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
there is a significant lack of new slugcat plushes in my life. i have run out of new slugcat plushes to buy. help
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
discord face id verification vs. obs virtual webcam + shitty gmod screenshots coming soon???
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
bluesky consists of two groups. left wing twitter evacuees. and furry artists. between them, there is perfect harmony. perfect balance. a higher state of being
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
we are all a little stupid. in smart there is a little stupid. in stupid there is a little smart. except me im entirely stupid im a stupid slugcat
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
they are relatively easy to domesticate but can be a bit large. make sure to feed them at least 3 times a day to ensure their comfort!
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
did you know the oil tankers in the north atlantic are free you can take them home, i have 53 oil tankers
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
for all trumps talk of “illegal aliens” they sure know how to abduct important people with unidentified flying objects
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
if ur feeling sad today. buy a slugcat plushie. it will make u feel better
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
did you know the average fish contains fish
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
i forgor
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
vr unc status
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
you guys are such unc status 😭😭😭
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
i looked at the top 5 blocked bluesky accounts on clearsky how does one achieve this level of negative rizz
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
albunde
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
no way they actually charge 700NZD for this thing 😭
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
i went on a trip to auckland which i departed from yesterday boy was that trip scheduled well >~<
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
gooman,,,!!!!!
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
cope >w<
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Fact check: there was, in fact, no such promise. Additionally, joining NATO is an entirely voluntary process and a decision that first must be made by the joining country. Nearly every ex-warsaw pact country made this decision. I wonder what that says about russia?
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Guys its happening 4chan is dead
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
i hate mid semester breaks theres no one to talk to :’(
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
update: its not fake wtf they deleted it and reuploaded it with "ideas" replaced with "intellectual property"
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
please tell me this is fake please tell me this is fake please tell me this is fake please tell me this is fake please tell me this is fake please tell me this is fake please tell me this is fake please tell me this is fake please tell me this is fake please tell me this is fake
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
did you know? the cylinder goes in the square hole
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
@rainworldgame.bsky.social will the watcher soundtrack be available on steam on release? >~<
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
RAIN WORLD THE WATCHER IN THREE DAYS THREE FUCKING DAYS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
what the fuck
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
time to teach europeans how to install archlinux on their f-35s
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
why you guys so upset over obama joining bluesky 😭😭😭 like cmon its obama
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
its always telling when these self proclaimed "leftists" have a choice between dunking on a mild liberal and a literal fucking fascist actively destroying their country and they choose to dunk on the mild liberal
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
*yaoi
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
this showed up in my discovered feed now i cant unlick myself shit
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
bro hit the ketamine a little too hard
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
edit: he blocked me lmao
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
thats not- oh wait your pfp right ok that explains it
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
lets fucking go???? obama is here?????? whats his last name tho
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
they are wanted by the icc for numerous war crimes, crimes against humanity, and forgetting to mute their mics in a public discord vc
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
i like to perform heart surgery on gods
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
remember to appreciate and love yourself
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
im an extrovert what do i do
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
this showed up in the rain world feed hello from the silly slugcats
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
worst part of playing vrchat is the people who rush to give me headpats and stuff without asking please im begging you ask *before* invading my personal space
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
windowed mode players when borderless windowed and/or second monitor walks in
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
if i became an mp would they hypothetically let me wear a fursuit into parliament
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