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@albunde.bsky.social
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stupid gay slugcat on the internet lizards and vultures dni

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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i miss those early days of bluesky where the only thing anyone ever talked about was bluesky itself
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
slugcatter
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
my heart is filled with evil and hatred
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
me, the wise wizard, summoning a moat of vinegar that the evil necromancer’s skeleton army must march through
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
there is a significant lack of new slugcat plushes in my life. i have run out of new slugcat plushes to buy. help
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
discord face id verification vs. obs virtual webcam + shitty gmod screenshots coming soon???
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
bluesky consists of two groups. left wing twitter evacuees. and furry artists. between them, there is perfect harmony. perfect balance. a higher state of being
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
we are all a little stupid. in smart there is a little stupid. in stupid there is a little smart. except me im entirely stupid im a stupid slugcat
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
did you know the oil tankers in the north atlantic are free you can take them home, i have 53 oil tankers
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
for all trumps talk of “illegal aliens” they sure know how to abduct important people with unidentified flying objects
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
if ur feeling sad today. buy a slugcat plushie. it will make u feel better
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
did you know the average fish contains fish
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
i forgor
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
i looked at the top 5 blocked bluesky accounts on clearsky how does one achieve this level of negative rizz
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
albunde
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
i went on a trip to auckland which i departed from yesterday boy was that trip scheduled well >~<
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Guys its happening 4chan is dead
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
i hate mid semester breaks theres no one to talk to :’(
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
did you know? the cylinder goes in the square hole
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
@rainworldgame.bsky.social will the watcher soundtrack be available on steam on release? >~<
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
RAIN WORLD THE WATCHER IN THREE DAYS THREE FUCKING DAYS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
time to teach europeans how to install archlinux on their f-35s
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
why you guys so upset over obama joining bluesky 😭😭😭 like cmon its obama
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
remember to appreciate and love yourself
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
worst part of playing vrchat is the people who rush to give me headpats and stuff without asking please im begging you ask *before* invading my personal space
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
if i became an mp would they hypothetically let me wear a fursuit into parliament
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
world is turning to shit but thats ok, humanity was born in the shit we got this
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
can’t wait to see the 2025 democracy index lmao
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
@teamsanshee.bsky.social lantern mouse plushie when???? 🥺🥺🥺
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
this is actually so cringe wtf shit like this is part of why i left twitter
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
we lost jimmy carter before noam chomsky, if there is a god he has clearly abandoned us
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
if the us took all of the money it is currently spending on healthcare and put it into a single payer system, not only would it not cost a single cent more, but they would have money LEFT OVER that they could spend on a *new gerald r. ford class carrier + destroyer/cruiser group*! hell yeah!!!!
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
mfw cnn accidentally freed an assadist intelligence officer who tortured civilians
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
new oven does absolutely nothing unless i use “boost” in which case it goes full fucking afterburners on me wtf
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
a skibidi toilet x fortnite collab just hit the second tower
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
who tf snitched on health insurance ceo killer vigilante do they even have a concept of a soul wtf
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
blue cross blue shield really picked a baaaaaad time to make a greedy policy change lmaooo
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
the children yearn for the trenches
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
someone just posted thick of it lyrics in one of the discord servers im on how do i blow up someones computer remotely
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
if trump removes term limits obama should do a 2028 run
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
damn turns out drafting everyone into your meat grinder isnt good for your workforce huh
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
as much as im enjoying bluesky i gotta say i miss watching dumbasses get trolled by community notes
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
only three more sawfish until im an officially recognised shithead #webfishing
2 out of 5 progress on an in game quest labeled "catch sawfish" - among the rewards is the cosmetic title "shithead"
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
this goober was just standing in this one spot on his own next to a crossing where i work what the duck doin
a duck standing next to the road like a goofy goober
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albunde @albunde.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
man bluesky is actually goated i can finally have twitter without twitter
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