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Everyone In Conversation Under Different Impression As To Which Horrific News Being Discussed
HENDERSON, NV—Solemnly nodding in agreement as they took turns speaking, each person engaged in an intense dinner conversation at a local restaurant Tuesday was reportedly under an entirely different ...
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the page is split in two with a curve down the middle, jiang cheng on the top dark purple background and nie huaisang on the grey bottom half.
jiang cheng is looking ahead with a smoke, city lights and a lounge in the background... railings in front of him.
nie huaisang is glancing sideways while holding out his pocket watch, a faceless man and woman in the background framing an empty chair.
text: Goosekeeper, Goosekeeper... where is your [_____] ? where is she WHERE IS SHE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dqcj2k4znnhrjcpxufo2v2h5/bafkreibup6ewzifjpf46sud4vnchubvbiixixc3xrlthleb5f36t2n5dee)
