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@albertaclipper1.bsky.social
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Canadian-American. Coming out of the north with a cold blast of reality

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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 7h
“Man Using Super Intelligence to Commit Crimes Doesn’t See Cops Coming”
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 7h
“Man Using Super Intelligence Doesn’t See Cops Coming”
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 14h
Support the troops
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 22h
At its best for whom?
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 22h
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 22h
My man looks like a partially melted mannequin prop from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wut
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’re a long ways from David Packard
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gosh these polls seem bad, what should we do? [Collective thoughts] More JD? [Heads nod] YES! YES! MORE JD!
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I did time for what that motherfucker does every day.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What Hath Robert Kraft Wrought?
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
laying the groundwork to blame someone else for his big fat L
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DEBATE ME POPE NO? YOU DON'T RUN LOCAL MODELS I WIN
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/albe...
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
he's doing two things: 1. breathing in copious amounts of narcissistic supply (his air), and 2. laying the groundwork to blame others for his eventual big fat L.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💯
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oooooh he said asssss
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tell me Republicans are going to lose without telling me Republicans are going to lose.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tell me Republicans are going to lose without telling me Republicans are going to lose.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Giving Tom Cotton your dawn surprise.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🫶
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not a Vermont country lawyer but I imagine that even in the 1970's, such a letter entered into evidence would have been enough to secure a hefty civil settlement.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
someone def wanted to avoid unpleasantries
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*...a court trial would have been completely unpleasant for all concerned."
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Senator Eric Schmitt sits down with Bari Weiss to talk life lessons and standing up for one’s principles. Plus she gets the scoop on where to find the best gooey butter cake in Saint Louis. That, and Ross Douthat coming up on the next 60 Minutes”
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Umm…they’re the main characters Pete came this close to calling for preserving ‘precious bodily fluids’ in his rant yesterday.
static.klipy.com
I Do Not Avoid Women
ALT: I Do Not Avoid Women
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*lets
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Thorin Klosowski @thorinklosowski.com · 01/10/2026
last year we did a little made up holiday called Opt Out October that was all about taking control of your data across platforms. This year we decided to talk about how many excellent alternatives to the products made by big tech are out there www.eff.org/pages/welcom...
eff.org
Welcome to Opt Out October. Let’s Take Control of Our Data and Our Devices
Big tech companies are hell-bent on taking away our agency and forcing us to use their surveillance-based services, apps, and devices. It’s hard to fight against, and it often feels much easier to giv...
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If a corporate entity that I control let's a caged mongoose out into the world and said mongoose starts tearing people to shreds, that's gonna draw a police presence at my house.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
❗❗❗
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He also lives in sheer terror of being exposed as the fraud that he is. His entire life, his every action, his every utterance is an attempt to hide his deep flaws.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Nearly Lance Geiger - The History Guy
ALT: Nearly Lance Geiger - The History Guy
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just a reminder that the few remaining experts at the CDC's food-borne illness division identified Taylor Farms as the source of the cyclospora outbreak very early on, but because the owner of Taylor Farms is a big Trump donor, he was able to prevent a recall for weeks as thousands fell ill.
theguardian.com
Cyclospora found at Mexican farm linked to lettuce outbreak, FDA says
Announcement from US officials comes after CDC declared end to outbreak that infected nearly 13,000 people
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Henry Frick Was Misunderstood — by Peter Thiel
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are a lot of Trump officials who need to be impeached, but Russell Vought -- the quarterback of all the Project 2025 fuckery and a central player in the administration's overreach -- really needs to be at the top of the list.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huh
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No one was more elitist than a czar.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Actual czars were weak, insular, ineffectual, and corrupt aristocrats who were widely loathed. Yet somehow that's the metaphor we use.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somehow the La Cosa Nostra analogies never fail to hit their mark.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😍
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump Taj Mahal guest gets bedbugs, books return trip
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Even by the standards of right-wing social media, last year’s rollout for Tenet Media was strange. Videos of the event featured influencers such as Benny Johnson." In 2024, DOJ indicted two employees of Russian govt-funded RT for illegally operating Tenet.
washingtonpost.com
Inside Tenet Media, the pro-Trump ‘supergroup’ allegedly funded by Russia
Even some of Tenet’s right-wing stars wondered why it existed. Now, a new federal indictment claims it was a Russian propaganda operation.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
among others
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seems reasonable.
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But will it have more viewers than Trump TV? Tough bar to clear. bsky.app/profile/albe...
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Alberta Clipper @albertaclipper1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Self-interested man makes self-interested statement
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