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Amanda Auchter

@alauchter.bsky.social
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Author of the books The Wishing Tomb & The Glass Crib. PEN Center USA Literary Award recipient. Work in CNN and Huffington Post. Book hoarder. Happy wife. Knitter. Cat friend. Aquarius. Avid smiler.

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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Instagram and Facebook are down, so I’m going to show y’all my homemade chocolate chip banana bread here:
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Baking chocolate chip banana bread, cleaning the kitchen with Mrs Meyers gingerbread scented cleaning spray, and listening to holiday music on my Alexa Echo Show! It’s festive in my kitchen!
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
So pleased to have poems in the new issue of Two Hawks Quarterly! Check it out here: twohawksquarterly.com
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Excerpt from a recent poem of mine published in Mulberry Literary! Check out the new issue to read the entirety and some other great poems here: shorturl.at/yej9K
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
A few of the poems that appear in my folio in the new issue of UCity Review. Read all nine poems here: shorturl.at/dtLjg
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Sam Rasnake @samrasnake.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
"You close the door to oak trees, sandcastles, thrift stores with their rows of vases and handbags." - Amanda Auchter is featured (9 poems) at UCity Review ... @alauchter.bsky.social #poetry www.ucityreview.com/29_Auchter_A...
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ucity review: poetry: Amanda Auchter
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Stop by UCity Review and check out a preview of my third manuscript: Nine new poems up at UCity Review! Come and see a preview of my third manuscript here: shorturl.at/dtLjg
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Fred is helping to decorate for Christmas 🎄
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
For your Wednesday—
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Is it just me, or are the holidays both the loneliest and most joyful times simultaneously? How does that work?
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Am I the only one who will only watch romcoms during the holidays and at no other time of the year?
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It’s time for all the cheesy Hallmark and Netflix holiday romcoms, all the baking, all the nostalgia-ing, and none of the fucks.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Watching Our Little Secret on Netflix made me crave cookies (no spoilers, here!), so I made chocolate chip peppermint sugar cookies at 10:30pm 🤷🏻‍♀️🍪
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I bought this gorgeous and incredibly soft Southern Living blanket at Dillard’s on Black Friday and Mustache has already decided it’s his.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Watching the Lindsay Lohan Christmas romcom on Netflix 💻, drinking gingerbread tea, and knitting myself a scarf 🧣 Ultimate cozy!
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My new poem, “Actinic Keratosis as Bad Love Story,” is now up at Mulberry Literary! shorturl.at/5dewl
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This is pretty funny.
Post by Roddy, Canadian flag in his handle:

Americans. 

If you're wondering why Prime Minister Justin Trudeau flew to Florida to meet with Donald Trump, it's because Canada doesn't allow convicted felons into the country.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I’m spending this quiet, chilly morning reading this little classic by Marjorie Bowen. Read more classics! The language is amazing!
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Sneak peek of the Christmas tree in progress: knitted (by me) baubles, glass poinsettias, Spode snowmen and nutcrackers, felted doves, real pinecones.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Husband just got home from work (gotta keep those planes flying!) & I made a ham in the crock pot with brown sugar and pineapple, dressing with cranberries, sweet potato casserole, a corn soufflé, and a pumpkin pie! It’s just us, but we’re going to eat and watch the original Miracle on 34th Street!
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Just a reminder what your cat Fluffy can and can’t eat this Thanksgiving!
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 🦃
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I was reading a story — “The Reckoning” — by Edith Wharton where she uses the phrase “the mentally unemployed” and I’m going to use that to describe MAGA devotees from now on.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’m watching the new episode of the new season of #Outlander and I’m not 5 minutes in and I’m already emotional 🥹
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I’m thinking of taking my writing in a new direction and by new direction, I mean a totally different genre (not to skip out on my poems or nonfiction essays and reviews). Any guesses?
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A bathroom is a bathroom. There are stalls with locks. Sinks. Mirrors for lipstick touch ups. Hand dryers. The end. Quit policing what’s under someone’s skirt and lock the door and do your business. We should be more worried that people are washing their hands.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I have three people in my larger orbit that are trans and let me tell you — I’d rather be in a stall next to them than a MAGA any day of the week.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I stand with @sarahemcbride.bsky.social. Bathrooms are to do your business and, if you’re a woman or woman-identifying, touch up your lipstick and powder your nose. Nancy Mace — and people like her — needs to get over herself.
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Sarah McBride (@sarahemcbride.bsky.social)
Delaware's Congresswoman-elect. Working to deliver for ALL Delawareans.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Dr Oz?! WTAF.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
First homemade cranberry bread & tea in my Fox Books (iykyk) mug!
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The funniest Venn diagram
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Husband and I have really gotten into the show Why Women Kill. It’s phenomenal and so well acted! Also the humor! Has anyone else seen it?
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’ve never started decorating this early for Christmas and the ways things are going, I’m totally fine with it. So is Fluffy.
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Diane Seuss @dseuss.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I'll be in conversation with James Allen Hall on poetry and mental health/healing/enduring on Monday, Nov. 18, at 6 pm EST. Registration link in the comments. 💙
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Reading a favorite Agatha Christie novel* tonight and it struck me with sorrow that we don’t use words like hitherto and henceforth anymore. *By the Pricking of My Thumbs
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Homemade deluxe nachos tonight were the perfect comfort food. So good!
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
See y’all at the government sanctioned wellness farm picking greens and getting “re-parented” instead of taking my anxiety and antidepressant meds. futurism.com/neoscope/rfk...
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RFK Jr. Says He’ll Send People Taking Adderall to Labor Camps
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wants to strip people of their tech gadgets and send them to government-funded "wellness farms" to grow organic food.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Xers and Xennials (me): It’s over. They were playing Stone Temple Pilots at Kroger.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Who made this? Ahahaha
Meme with side by side pictures of Marco Rubio and RFK, Jr, labeled “Marco” and “Polio.”
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Ben Kline @benkline.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
2 poets. 2 new books from Variant Literature. 1 virtual reading. Join @toddedillard.bsky.social and me on Friday, December 13th at 9PM EST via Zoom. We will be reading poems, talking about our new books, about life, writing, and who knows what else. Register to join us here: tiny.cc/zehvzz
Art work featuring 2 book covers from Variant Literature to promote a reading via Zoom on Friday, December 13 at 9PM EST
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It’s nice being in a place where everyone can spell.
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The Intellectualist @theintellectualist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Jake Tapper on Trump’s pick of RFK Jr. as Secretary of Health and Human Services: “Well America, I hope you like measles”.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I love being in a place where no one randomly goes MAGA on me for my simple posts about knitting scarves and hats.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’ve existed on handfuls of Starburst, cups of tea, banana bread, and sweet potato fries since the election. You?
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It’s official: I’ve left the Bad Place and am now here for the Bluer Skies. Still on IG & FB, too.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
My Episcopal church, which is fairly liberal, just announced its women’s Bible study group will be starting a deep dive on The Book of Revelations on — get this — Jan. 6, 2025. Well played, EWC. Well played. 😂
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Saw elsewhere: This isn’t a cabinet. This is a junk drawer.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Nothing hits like chicken and stars when you have an upset tummy.
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Teddy Wilson @reportbywilson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Most Texas school board candidates who support book bans lost their elections
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Most Texas school board candidates who support book bans lost their elections
A majority of pro-book ban school board candidates lost in Texas, but education advocates are worried about other election results.
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Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi, new friends! I’m a poet, essayist, and book reviewer. Here’s my latest review of Nicole Cooley’s “Mother Water Ash” in Rhino: bit.ly/3YMP7oH
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REVIEWS — RHINO — Mother Water Ash by Nicole Cooley - Reviewed by Amanda Auchter
by Nicole Cooley Reviewed by Amanda Auchter the unsurmountable sorrow
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