Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Instagram and Facebook are down, so I’m going to show y’all my homemade chocolate chip banana bread here: 170
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Baking chocolate chip banana bread, cleaning the kitchen with Mrs Meyers gingerbread scented cleaning spray, and listening to holiday music on my Alexa Echo Show! It’s festive in my kitchen! 050
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 08/12/2024So pleased to have poems in the new issue of Two Hawks Quarterly! Check it out here: twohawksquarterly.com 050
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Excerpt from a recent poem of mine published in Mulberry Literary! Check out the new issue to read the entirety and some other great poems here: shorturl.at/yej9K 061
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 06/12/2024A few of the poems that appear in my folio in the new issue of UCity Review. Read all nine poems here: shorturl.at/dtLjg 010
Reposted by Amanda AuchterSam Rasnake @samrasnake.bsky.social · 06/12/2024"You close the door to oak trees, sandcastles, thrift stores with their rows of vases and handbags." - Amanda Auchter is featured (9 poems) at UCity Review ... @alauchter.bsky.social #poetry www.ucityreview.com/29_Auchter_A...ucityreview.comucity review: poetry: Amanda Auchter 031
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Stop by UCity Review and check out a preview of my third manuscript: Nine new poems up at UCity Review! Come and see a preview of my third manuscript here: shorturl.at/dtLjg 140
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Is it just me, or are the holidays both the loneliest and most joyful times simultaneously? How does that work? 020
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Am I the only one who will only watch romcoms during the holidays and at no other time of the year? 000
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024It’s time for all the cheesy Hallmark and Netflix holiday romcoms, all the baking, all the nostalgia-ing, and none of the fucks.media.tenor.coma sign that says happy holidays with christmas lights surrounding itALT: a sign that says happy holidays with christmas lights surrounding it 120
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Watching Our Little Secret on Netflix made me crave cookies (no spoilers, here!), so I made chocolate chip peppermint sugar cookies at 10:30pm 🤷🏻♀️🍪 000
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I bought this gorgeous and incredibly soft Southern Living blanket at Dillard’s on Black Friday and Mustache has already decided it’s his. 000
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Watching the Lindsay Lohan Christmas romcom on Netflix 💻, drinking gingerbread tea, and knitting myself a scarf 🧣 Ultimate cozy!media.tenor.coma close up of a woman wearing a yellow sweater with netflix written on the frontALT: a close up of a woman wearing a yellow sweater with netflix written on the front 1120
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024My new poem, “Actinic Keratosis as Bad Love Story,” is now up at Mulberry Literary! shorturl.at/5dewlshorturl.atamanda auchter — Mulberry Literary 010
Reposted by Amanda AuchterGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/11/2024This is pretty funny. 10815385110184
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I’m spending this quiet, chilly morning reading this little classic by Marjorie Bowen. Read more classics! The language is amazing! 010
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Sneak peek of the Christmas tree in progress: knitted (by me) baubles, glass poinsettias, Spode snowmen and nutcrackers, felted doves, real pinecones. 020
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Husband just got home from work (gotta keep those planes flying!) & I made a ham in the crock pot with brown sugar and pineapple, dressing with cranberries, sweet potato casserole, a corn soufflé, and a pumpkin pie! It’s just us, but we’re going to eat and watch the original Miracle on 34th Street! 020
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Just a reminder what your cat Fluffy can and can’t eat this Thanksgiving! 020
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I was reading a story — “The Reckoning” — by Edith Wharton where she uses the phrase “the mentally unemployed” and I’m going to use that to describe MAGA devotees from now on. 041
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I’m watching the new episode of the new season of #Outlander and I’m not 5 minutes in and I’m already emotional 🥹 000
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I’m thinking of taking my writing in a new direction and by new direction, I mean a totally different genre (not to skip out on my poems or nonfiction essays and reviews). Any guesses?media.tenor.coma woman holding a cell phone and a piece of paper with the words take a guess on the bottomALT: a woman holding a cell phone and a piece of paper with the words take a guess on the bottom 100
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024A bathroom is a bathroom. There are stalls with locks. Sinks. Mirrors for lipstick touch ups. Hand dryers. The end. Quit policing what’s under someone’s skirt and lock the door and do your business. We should be more worried that people are washing their hands. 010
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I have three people in my larger orbit that are trans and let me tell you — I’d rather be in a stall next to them than a MAGA any day of the week. 020
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I stand with @sarahemcbride.bsky.social. Bathrooms are to do your business and, if you’re a woman or woman-identifying, touch up your lipstick and powder your nose. Nancy Mace — and people like her — needs to get over herself.sarahemcbride.bsky.socialSarah McBride (@sarahemcbride.bsky.social)Delaware's Congresswoman-elect. Working to deliver for ALL Delawareans. 000
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Dr Oz?! WTAF.media.tenor.coma man in a blue scrub top is making a funny face and saying makes complete sense .ALT: a man in a blue scrub top is making a funny face and saying makes complete sense . 260
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 19/11/2024First homemade cranberry bread & tea in my Fox Books (iykyk) mug! 020
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Husband and I have really gotten into the show Why Women Kill. It’s phenomenal and so well acted! Also the humor! Has anyone else seen it? 100
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I’ve never started decorating this early for Christmas and the ways things are going, I’m totally fine with it. So is Fluffy. 030
Reposted by Amanda AuchterDiane Seuss @dseuss.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I'll be in conversation with James Allen Hall on poetry and mental health/healing/enduring on Monday, Nov. 18, at 6 pm EST. Registration link in the comments. 💙 313944
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Reading a favorite Agatha Christie novel* tonight and it struck me with sorrow that we don’t use words like hitherto and henceforth anymore. *By the Pricking of My Thumbs 050
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Homemade deluxe nachos tonight were the perfect comfort food. So good! 050
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024See y’all at the government sanctioned wellness farm picking greens and getting “re-parented” instead of taking my anxiety and antidepressant meds. futurism.com/neoscope/rfk...futurism.comRFK Jr. Says He’ll Send People Taking Adderall to Labor CampsRobert F. Kennedy Jr. wants to strip people of their tech gadgets and send them to government-funded "wellness farms" to grow organic food. 110
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Xers and Xennials (me): It’s over. They were playing Stone Temple Pilots at Kroger. 010
Reposted by Amanda AuchterGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Who made this? Ahahaha 15697265213777
Reposted by Amanda AuchterBen Kline @benkline.bsky.social · 15/11/20242 poets. 2 new books from Variant Literature. 1 virtual reading. Join @toddedillard.bsky.social and me on Friday, December 13th at 9PM EST via Zoom. We will be reading poems, talking about our new books, about life, writing, and who knows what else. Register to join us here: tiny.cc/zehvzz 0153
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024It’s nice being in a place where everyone can spell. 090
Reposted by Amanda AuchterThe Intellectualist @theintellectualist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Jake Tapper on Trump’s pick of RFK Jr. as Secretary of Health and Human Services: “Well America, I hope you like measles”. 825953
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I love being in a place where no one randomly goes MAGA on me for my simple posts about knitting scarves and hats. 060
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I’ve existed on handfuls of Starburst, cups of tea, banana bread, and sweet potato fries since the election. You? 020
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024It’s official: I’ve left the Bad Place and am now here for the Bluer Skies. Still on IG & FB, too. 030
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 14/11/2024My Episcopal church, which is fairly liberal, just announced its women’s Bible study group will be starting a deep dive on The Book of Revelations on — get this — Jan. 6, 2025. Well played, EWC. Well played. 😂 020
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Saw elsewhere: This isn’t a cabinet. This is a junk drawer.media.tenor.coma woman is sitting at a counter with the words toss it written on itALT: a woman is sitting at a counter with the words toss it written on it 030
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Nothing hits like chicken and stars when you have an upset tummy. 030
Reposted by Amanda AuchterTeddy Wilson @reportbywilson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Most Texas school board candidates who support book bans lost their electionslonestarlive.comMost Texas school board candidates who support book bans lost their electionsA majority of pro-book ban school board candidates lost in Texas, but education advocates are worried about other election results. 882455623840
Amanda Auchter @alauchter.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Hi, new friends! I’m a poet, essayist, and book reviewer. Here’s my latest review of Nicole Cooley’s “Mother Water Ash” in Rhino: bit.ly/3YMP7oHbit.lyREVIEWS — RHINO — Mother Water Ash by Nicole Cooley - Reviewed by Amanda Auchterby Nicole Cooley Reviewed by Amanda Auchter the unsurmountable sorrow 120