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Alaskan Dawg

@alaskandawg.dognoises.dog
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🔞Pacific Northwest USA, Alpha pup / bear / dog / gaymer / perv / nerd just finding my way in the pack. 50-something ⬆️ ↔️🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 Lead dog at www.dognoises.dog 🔞 Closed Pack - Alpha to Pup Wrex and Pup Crayon Discord: AlaskanDawg

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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 01/10/2026
#Jocktober 1st!
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 01/10/2026
chaster.app/sessions/qne... Pup I know from discord servers - help him enjoy Locktober. He deserves plenty of time locked up like a good boy.
chaster.app
Pup_Shadow's lock - Chaster
Add or remove time to Pup_Shadow's lock.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 22/09/2026
After Friday night at The Eagle, the pack gear is all clean. (For now) @pupcrayon.dognoises.dog @wrexpupp.bsky.social
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 14/09/2026
Moody missives : Very much feel like an impostor to my own reality at times. Am I broken beyond repair or just repellent? Or maybe I’m in my dinosaur stage Friday - Tension. Isolation. Saturday - Argument, more tension Sunday - peace, Sunday night - back to isolation *sigh*
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 04/09/2026
Fascinating. As an Alaskan who had lived in Portland for 30 years, that clearly influenced me. But North Dakota ? mydialect.us
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 01/09/2026
Looks like my scars are fading behind my fur, fur that is slowly growing back. Too slowly for my tastes. Enjoy a few different angles.
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 15/07/2026
Drink water out of spite.
An illustration of a human puppy licking water out of a dog bowl whilst staring at a laptop that is on fire.
The text reads "Every glass of water you drink is one hte ai can't have! at least your piss is useful".
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 21/08/2026
Heyyyyyyy take a look, you pervs! * * yes. I’m a perv too
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 18/08/2026
Date yourself with a commercial from your childhood. youtu.be/djMjYgqFrrQ?...
youtu.be
Calgon Water Softner Ancient Chinese Secret 1970's TV Commercial HD
YouTube video by FM1156
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Twisted Beast @twistedbeast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm doing some market research - tell me your popper name 👀 👀
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 18/08/2026
Depraved Bator Juice. Seems legit.
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
pdx peeps! if you’re struggling or life feels particularly lifey, you can call this number and talk to someone with lived experience with mental health and substance issues. it’s free and they don’t call the cops🩵ily
The Oregon Warmline number
1-800-698-2392
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Andy "Aethan" French @aethan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love them so much.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 17/08/2026
The boys got a gift for me, Friday night will be pack night out - pup night in PDX Friday.
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Pup Dearg / Balor @pupdearg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
With so many of us dogs and such being a little mellow here’s some motivation to get the week going: You are worthy You are good enough You are a kind soul You are wonderful Sometimes we just need to give ourselves grace and acknowledge how far we’ve come Loves ya 🩵💙 #MotivationalMonday #PupPlay
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 09/08/2026
qt with a pretty pic of your penis
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
SKY NEWS: “Trump says you’re a gift to the Republican Party.” @abdulelsayed.bsky.social: “I’m a gift to the state of Michigan, God-willing.” SKY NEWS: “He says you’re full of shit.” ABDUL: “At least I don’t let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office.” 🔥 🔥 👀
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 04/08/2026
INIU Ultra Slim 45W Fast Charging with Attached USB C Cable www.amazon.com/vdp/001dbd33... Ok, I don’t **need** it, but that stupid light up blue paw
amazon.com
Mira INIU Ultra Slim 45W Fast Charging with Attached USB C Cable en Amazon Live
Compra con el asesoramiento de expertos de SimpleLife LLC en su último video INIU Ultra Slim 45W Fast Charging with Attached USB C Cable
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 03/08/2026
Freshly clean out of the shower. Now if only someone to get dirty with. Soon hopefully. @wrexpupp.bsky.social @pupcrayon.dognoises.dog
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 30/07/2026
Morning wood does not happen as much to the old doggo so gotta celebrate it when possible.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 30/07/2026
I can’t seem to get pictures to attach to my posts here, iOS - iPhone. Anyone else ?
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 30/07/2026
Yet another - Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
static.klipy.com
David Strathairn as Irwin Emery: Data Flow
ALT: David Strathairn as Irwin Emery: Data Flow
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 30/07/2026
Also - another one Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
static.klipy.com
David Lynch in Twin Peaks
ALT: David Lynch in Twin Peaks
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
static.klipy.com
Tim Curry's Wadsworth Eye Roll in Clue
ALT: Tim Curry's Wadsworth Eye Roll in Clue
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 28/07/2026
U2 - Until the End of the World In my dream, I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows they'd learned to swim
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 28/07/2026
For the record, my ‘biting’ center is much bigger.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 26/07/2026
Damn.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 24/07/2026
You stupid ass, backwards, science denying, self centered, moronic, xenophobic, wastes of human flesh. Eradicated in 2000. Those choosing not to get their crotch fruit vaccinated were likely vaccinated themselves. But everyone loves a comeback ! /sarcasm
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PDXBonerStoner @rygy82.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 12/07/2026
I agree !
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 09/07/2026
JFC. So much this.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 09/07/2026
TFW: You find someone here, you ❤️ a ton of their posts, then start following each other, then they ❤️ a ton of your posts back. Makes me feel far less like I’m creeping onto someone’s account. Sorry (not sorry) for all the activity, not sleeping well and needed the distraction.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 04/07/2026
How about some food porn ? My first batch of soft German style pretzels. Never used lye before. Gahhh dayum they were so good.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 30/06/2026
This tends to be my reality
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 19/06/2026
These are cute
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 18/06/2026
Ugh. Struggling with my body, post surgery. Much I want to do. Much I can’t / am not supposed to. And then I try other things and fail. Remember to have compassion for us old doggos. I’ll Be the one asking you to help get my bag in the overhead bin because I can no longer lift it. *sigh*
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 17/06/2026
Getting things charged, potential shenanigans may ensue.
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Pup Trix (NYC/DC | 10/20 - 10/30) @puptrix.pupmansion.com · 20/02/2026
Repost if you hate Trump
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 13/06/2026
Slowly recovering. No sexy posts for a bit. Certainly none where I don’t have a shirt on. Once my fur grows back the scars will be hidden. The pack is taking good care of me in the meantime. Happy to view any smut you may wish to share, same name on telegram and discord Don’t be shy!
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 10/06/2026
Daddy’s home.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 10/06/2026
I want to go home.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 09/06/2026
Is it beyond the pale that I’m playing Plague, Inc from my hospital room ?
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 07/06/2026
Hey all, quick update - am in hospital. Gallbladder wishes to defect. Transport to take place in about 10 hours. I’ve got a great care team and am enjoying the benefits of IV pushed painkillers. Thanks to my pack mates @wrexpupp.bsky.social and @pup no crayon.dognoises.dog for the support.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 04/06/2026
apple.news/AQ8p8Kd-URF6... Sorry for the non-smut derailment. This level of stupid is beyond my ability to ignore. ‘She’ blames flies bringing this parasite coming to Texas - fault of the lax border policy of the prior administration. Fucking. Flies.They fly. It’s in the fucking name.
apple.news
First U.S. screwworm case confirmed in South Texas — The Texas Tribune
Officials tested a sample from La Pryor in Zavala County at a lab in lowa, confirming the infestation, Secretary Brooke Rollins said.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 02/06/2026
Well that’s interesting …
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/05/2026
Dark times call for reckless purchases. store.theonion.com/collections/info…
TheOnion.InfoWear
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 16/05/2026
Happy #FCF #FatCockFriday Sorry about the sun in the background.
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Alaskan Dawg @alaskandawg.dognoises.dog · 10/05/2026
1, 2. 3, 5.
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