alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 22hBoy: He’s a Turkey as big as me! Scrooge: Well, go buy him! Boy (disgusted): Walker! Scrooge (laughing): I have no right to feel so happy. But I do! (the election takes place) 030
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 22hRepublican: Still mad at Trump? Democrat: Well, now a judge says he’s a rapist! Republican (exasperated): Is that all? 020
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 22hWhat kind of mad times are these that we have a rapist as president? Our descent into jackassery continues. Whether it stops or not will be decided on Election Day. Good luck, us. 020
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Nazis were convinced that they were the New Germany. They were dust in the wind. 040
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Uncle Sam: Name three words that describe America. Europe: Madness. Misery. Narcissism.😵 050
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You are the Old America. And that’s something that you’ll never understand. 130
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Trump proved what we never wanted to know: The future denizens of Hell walk among us. And they are a multitude.🔥 010
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In 2026, The Ramones are still the greatest rock and roll band that ever was. And they always will be. I’ll never forget them. I have liked other rock and roll bands, but I loved them. 030
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Acolyte: O Perfect Master, teach me wisdom! Guru: Don’t ask me to give you wisdom. Find it within yourself. 030
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Emoji (shocked): What ! Human beings actually like the voice of Geddy Lee?” 110
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No, he listened to a Rush album and people jumped to conclusions. 010
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“No! Invisible midgets are not invisible kids!” 020
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What an idiot. And Trump supporters are morons. 020
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026She looks ready to wrestle clad only in a bikini with Poppin’ Fresh there.👀 011
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m sorry he did not sabre a few of those louts. 020
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026American Official: We are now taking steps to regulate AI and prevent it from being weaponized. Is China doing the same? Chinese Envoy: Well, the entire leadership of the People’s Republic is now AI, so you’ll have to ask them. American Official: Are you an AI? Chinese Envoy (smiling): Um … No? 020
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The “show runners” of Rings of Power are so horrible and loathesome, they make Benioff and Weiss look almost human in comparison. And they make the Duffers Brothers look like they have an ounce of intelligence. But both things are illusions. The Duffers are imbeciles and Benioff and Weiss are bugs. 010
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“I’m here at the number one Giraffe Emporium in Tokyo!” 010
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“They won’t let me board this train without a bra!” 010
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🎶Angels they are you and I, sweetly singing o’er the plain …🎵 120
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026German Guy: Are you upset that everyone in Europe thinks you’re kind of dumb? Polish Guy: No. Because whenever we want to feel smart, we just look at Southern whites in America.😃 031
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Shekelesh, the Sherden, the Peleset, and many others sailed to Egypt and waged war against the pharaoh. But the Peleset defected to the Egyptian side, and the battle was lost. The Sea Peoples scattered in disarray. The Sherden fled to a distant island in the west, which today is called Sardinia. 010
alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When the Lydians drove them out of Smurna, they went to Nemesos on Cyprus. The Shekelesh called together a great council of Sea Peoples, and they resolved to invade Amurru. After they destroyed that kingdom, the Sherden and the others plotted in the ruins of Zemar to seize the biggest prize … Egypt. 110
