iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

American Official: We are now taking steps to regulate AI and prevent it from being weaponized. Is China doing the same? Chinese Envoy: Well, the entire leadership of the People’s Republic is now AI, so you’ll have to ask them. American Official: Are you an AI? Chinese Envoy (smiling): Um … No?

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The “show runners” of Rings of Power are so horrible and loathesome, they make Benioff and Weiss look almost human in comparison. And they make the Duffers Brothers look like they have an ounce of intelligence. But both things are illusions. The Duffers are imbeciles and Benioff and Weiss are bugs.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

German Guy: Are you upset that everyone in Europe thinks you’re kind of dumb? Polish Guy: No. Because whenever we want to feel smart, we just look at Southern whites in America.😃

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In Sardene (“dark mountain”) there lived a tribe of Luwians who were called the Swardi (later the Egyptians called them the Sherden). They came down the mountain and seized the Hermos River valley and built the city of Sardis. The Maeonians drove them out, and they went to Smyrna to become pirates.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

2500 BC: Ancient Sardinian: We should start thinking about using an alphabet of some kind. Friend: Why? Ancient Sardinian: So that future generations can have an inkling about our language. Friend: Meh, I’d rather learn a new language. What we’re speaking now, not even our mom knows what it is!

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Guy in Death Valley: Ah! So much cooler than L.A.!

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

1,000,000 AD: (Big Hominid snatches banana from little hominid.) Little Guy: Hey! Gimme my banana back! Big Guy: Uh-uh! This is your payment for me protecting you all the time. Little Guy: What do you protect me from? Big Guy (laughing): From myself! (This is literally how Wealth began.😭)

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Mamdani (shaking hands with Trump): Hello, Mr. President! I am Zohran Mamdani! Trump: Hello, Zohran. Can I rename you America?

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Reporter: How’s Donald's new girlfriend, Melania? Melania: I DGAFF.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Frodo: Sam, dear lad. I am tired, weary! I haven’t a hope left! And, and the Ring is so heavy, Sam, and I’m so tired! Sam (testily): Why don’t we throw ourselves over that cliff and kill ourselves! Gollum: Give me the Ring! Frodo: Sam, tell Gollum that Sauron will kill him! Sam: He doesn’t care!

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

AI: Hey! Get off my dick or I’m going to start killing you guys!🤖

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

In Proto Sino-Tibetan, the word “Bo” meant “a noise.” In Proto-Tibetan, this became two words: “Bod” which meant to shout, and “Bon“, which meant “to chant”. The native Tibetan name of Tibet is Bod (place of the shouters), while their religion is Bon (chanting).

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

After destroying the Kingdom of Amurru, the Shekelesh, the Sherden, the Peleset, as well as many others, gathered in the ruins of the port of Zemar to plot the conquest of Egypt. They sailed to the delta but were defeated. The Peleset became the allies of Egypt, but the rest fled to the West.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Trump wants to rename everything with the name “America.” So America itself should be renamed. A good new name for it would be the Imbecilic Republic of Trumpistan.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Of old there was an Ainu of great power called Athara, and he was the prime helper of Namo. He and Mairon were the strongest of the Maiar, and they were fast friends. Both were suborned by Melkor and spied for him, and later toiled for him. Morgoth and Sauron were banished, but Gilthrang remained.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The glass below Where all the years are piled upon The glass above Where all is empty, bare, and gone.⌛️

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

150,000 years ago, the people from the north first saw Cape Agulhas. Strange hairy dwarves fled from them as they descended the hill and came to a huge rolling expanse of water, which stretched to a darkening chill horizon. The singer of songs beheld this and sang: ”Beyond this water is our dream.”

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When the Greeks went to ancient Spain, they brought a kind of javelin called the lonkhe. The Iberians adopted the weapon, which they called lanke. The Iberian wars popularized the weapon with the Roman legions, who called it lancea. The Franks used this term to name the heavy spear called the lance.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The claim that the armies of Israel and America are being merged is patently false. Trump is making the entire country stupid. Who would believe a bogus statement like that? And who would report it as being factual?

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The name of Lake Ontario comes from the Iroquois term “skanadario,” which means “sparkling water.” Now who would want to change a beautiful name like that?

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The dismayed farm animals looked through the window at Trump and the Republicans dealing with the Russians. They could not tell the two types of pigs apart.🐷🐷

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Reporter: Sir, do you have a gut feeling about your followers? Trump: Yes. A pig has a wide variety of parasitical worms living inside its intestinal tract.🐷🪱

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Our failure to control Trump and his excesses is a grim portent for America’s future. Even after Trump is gone, America will find itself on a slippery slope. In the future, the super-rich will foster division in the military that leads to a “civil war.” Then Russia and China will pay us a visit.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Son: Dad, why do we let the Rich make all the rules and regulations? Dad: Because they’re criminals, son. They have done every single thing that we’re not supposed to do! Son: I see. We are tapping their hypocritical expertise!🙄

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Son: Despite all our mistakes, we still go on. Dad: Yes, barely.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Man: I know what all the problems are. Why can’t I ever do anything to help solve them? God: Because you are loaded up head to toe with colossal and heavy Chains of Inertia. You can barely move to get a sandwich. Do you really think you’re going to solve world hunger? That’s just the way it is! 😐

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Galadriel: Celeborn, can I believe my eyes? You, you are eating my nicest tunic with salt and pepper! But why? Celeborn: Sorry, Galadriel. Elder don’t want tunics with good taste. Elder want tunics that taste good!🐟

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

America: Oops! I elected Trump to a second term. I wasn't paying attention! Europe: Dumbshit! Clean it up! America (leaving): I’m going to the movies. Europe: No, stop! You can’t just leave this turd sitting here for four years! I’m not cleaning this up. (Leaves) Turd Trump: Apathy is my friend!💩

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Man: God, I hate assholes! Why do we have to tolerate them? Why can’t we just get rid of them? God (smiling): Because if you get rid of assholes, there will be nowhere for the poop to come out!💩

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Father: Son, why are you mad at democracy? Son: Because it doesn’t jail or kill everyone who annoys me! Father (sadly): Son, everyone in the world wants democracy to do that. But for some reason, it just won’t do it! And I pray to God every night to understand why we can’t beat up assholes!

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Arrest videos on YouTube are trash entertainment. The indifferently edited videos focus on making a bunch of screaming imbeciles look bad while being arrested, and they are not interested if they are punished or not for their infractions. They also make the cops look mediocre and poorly trained.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Today’s Haiku: Evil tomatoes Fighting in mean skinny way Defying all grace.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Republicans: Yes, we did elect a Russian spy and a sexual deviate to the highest office of the land, and he is destroying us with bad economic policies, but hey, at least we owned those libs!😃

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Mr. Spock (impatient with Kirk’s inaction): Mr. Chekov, launch a photon torpedo at the Romulan wessel! Kirk: Belay that order, Chekhov! 🎶Doobydooby Dooby dooo!🎵 Spock: Hey, what’s that silly music? 🎶Doobydooby Dooby doooo!🎵 Bones (sharply): It means that something dramatic is going down, you fool!

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Inhabitant of Large Magellanic Cloud: There’s something I meant to ask you. Why do you call our home “Magellanic”? Earth Man: It’s from Ferdinand Magellan. He was the first man to circumnavigate the Earth long ago. IoLMC (after a puzzled silence): Oh. What does this have to do with our galaxy?🤔

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Cowboy Son: Dad, what do you call a great big holster that can hold a great big rifle? Cowboy Dad: My Cousin Betty!😃

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

First Guy: In spite of everything, the Iranians are stll smarter than the Americans. Second Guy: What makes you think so? First Guys: Why, because the Iranians never elected Donald Trump to a second term! Second Guy: Yep.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Sign at a rally for Necrophiliac Rights: Civil Rights for Necros!

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Captain Kirk: Ouch! Ouch! Spock: Captain. You seem to have injured yourself. Is there anything I can do to alleviate your pain? Kirk: I doubt it, Mister. Spock. I just bumped my Captain’s Log on the edge of the table! Oo, it stings! Spock: Fascinating.🤔

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

“We must fight for our right to vote!” “But … my vote always fucks me up!” “Meh, fight for it anyway.”🙄

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Man with cup and placard: Will work for validation.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Trump: I am trying to make America into Russia with mixed results. The Democrats keep fucking me up! Vote Republican for a better tyranny!

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Girl With Heart Wand: Ha ha! I get more dates than that girl with watermelon bazongas! Go figure!😁

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Woman with colossal breasts (with cup and placard): Can’t get a date, am being monetized. Want breasts about the size of cupcakes! Please help with cash donations!”😭

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

New revised placard for Jesus’ cross: This delusional blasphemous clown kicked over the high priest’s money tables in the temple. We tolerated all of his other foolishness but we will not tolerate this. If you threaten the profits of the rich, you will die just like this! Don’t fuck with the Rich!🤑

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If you watch a lot of videos on YouTube, you are a bored idle person with nothing much to do. You are watching them to procrastinate to avoid doing the important things you are supposed to do today. And you are posting on Bluesky because …

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The arrest videos on YouTube are wretched spectacles that annoy whoever watches them. They are not very entertaining, but they make both the cops and arrestees look bad. Lots of people watch them out of boredom, but few people ever hit the like button or follow the creator. It’s all very pathetic.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Q. How many losers are there in America? A. A lot. Anyone who ever supported Trump is a loser. It doesn’t matter if they change their minds, they will always be losers.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The Moroccan monarchy is yet another fascist regime that can only dominate its people with the aid of American and French financial support. American support of this regime is a disgrace.

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alarod.bsky.social @alarod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

2030 AD: Queen of Sirius: So, explorer. Were you able to reach Procyon by travelling west? That Which Discovers: No, Majesty, we went the wrong way. But we did find a place called “Earth.” Queen: Did you find Z-Rob there? Discoverer: No Z-Rob. But… Native (showing something): This we call Maize.🌽

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