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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 8h

He's got a tiny Tik-Tok down there.

Tik-Tok the clockwork soldier from Return to Oz, a squat, round metallic gentleman with a handlebar moustache.

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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 10h

We need you, Janine.

Janine Butcher gives Sam Altman a Barry goodbye.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 9h

This is what plays on a Teletubby's tummy.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 9h

First it was a good idea, then suddenly it was the worst idea imaginable. I wonder what changed?

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 10h

If you angled this right you could poo into the toilet and wee into the urinal at the same time.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 10h

I just know Dan has the Green Party's best interests at heart, and was just about to vote for them, too.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 10h

One problem is I could happily rewatch the 1994 film again tonight and love its mixture of music and visuals, whilst the 2024 version is so forgettable I can't find a reason to ever go back to it and the soundtrack is already forgotten to me.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 10h

We launder all their money and Peter Mandelson lives here, why would Russia attack us? And as if China even thinks about us.

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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 11h

Today's Hallowmeme.

The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but the boyfriend is now Eric Draven (Brandon Lee) from "The Crow" (1994). His girlfriend's head is the BBC weather symbol for rain and the object of his attention is a woman whose head has been swapped for the weather symbol for sunshine.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Shameful: Britain is no longer worthy of helping the American government commit the most serious war crimes. How can we prove to (checks notes) uh, Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth that we can be trusted to (squints at notes) assist in the commission of crimes against humanity

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"By pulling its bombers from RAF Fairford, our most powerful ally has shown it doesn't trust our intelligence services to deter Iran."
David Blair examines what Britain needs to do to rebuild America's trust in its intelligence services following the US withdrawal

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Looks like another Krays remake, pretty accurate casting too.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Now a permanent member of the House of Lords, overseeing legislation and will continue to affect us for the rest of her life. All that lying really paid off for her.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Incredible to think I was once terrified of this ridiculous looking thing.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

'and teachers all stood at the FRONT of their classes' What does he mean by this?

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is a face that has seen too much sun, or drunk too many 'hot ginger beers'.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One for you to judge here. bsky.app/profile/alan...

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This posture will duck under any whirring blade.

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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Today's Hallowmeme.

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Anarchy Goose @anarchygoose.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

Years ago I used to say that Elon would be remembered as one of history's greatest monsters because he knew he could solve world hunger and chose not to. Then he decided to make everything so much worse, deliberately. The scale of death he is responsible for is difficult to grasp.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

As an ugly man, I'm all for more women with poor eyesight.

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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.

Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

'Unless you have deleted them', which is what they wanted.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is nuts, lads: one of these parties had an internal hate campaign that bent the rules to bully and hound out a huge number of Jewish people over their views on Israel/Palestine. It wasn’t the Green Party, was it?

Lewis Goodall C @lewis_goodall
X.com
The Greens have a Labour PM committed to electoral reform at precisely the moment they've essentially made it nearly impossible for that same Lab PM to go into coalition with them.
lee harpin @ @lmharpin-7h
Amendment 3 on safeguarding Jews has failed to pass 684 - 1026! Absolutely shameful !!!

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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Today's Hallowmeme.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Who has labelled them this? Is it racists?

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"You blundering bag of bones!"

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Incredible film, although the fridging of the girlfriend is utterly excessive.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There is goatse everywhere for those with eyes to see.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

But Black Dynamite, *I* approve of massive violence against entire civilian populations and expansionist genocide

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You often find that people who want to support the notion that 'Zionism equals racism' haven't thought through what its implications are.
Adam explains them here
Adam Langleben @adamlangleben • 5h
Let me explain why its a far right motion. The impact on the Gov of Israel is Zero. Netanyahu couldnt give a toss about the GPEW. But the impact on British Jews is this: it becomes official policy of the Green Party to crudely decide whic...
• Robb Masters @robb_masters • 5h
"The far-left are passing a far-right motion."
Do these people hear themselves?...

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I thought we'd palmed her off to the yanks.

Father Jack demanding "How did that gobshite get on the television?"

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yank Pope Yank Pope He's a yank Pope Got no local models Cos he ain't no fucking dope

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Am guessing it goes without saying this is AI generated.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Everything is filled with Mr Bean.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Billy Zane's heroic rich twat survives, and a lot of poor people drown, so it's a happy ending for David Ellison.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Still setting things up, apparently.

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Punished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

any serious suggestion for rejoining the EU that involves a public vote of any kind would need to follow a Leveson 2 that has the power to issue prison sentences.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Sun hasn’t made a profit for years. The Telegraph just had to be flogged off. And so on.

The ability to pour hundreds of millions of pounds into a loss-making TV channel, bent on wrenching British politics sharply to the right, is yet another of the ways in which extreme wealth is trying to remake UK democracy.
It needs to be part of any serious conversation about political funding.
• Josiah Mortimer• @josiahmort... • 3h
New GB News accounts are out. Here are their losses to date. Or "spent political donations" if you prefer
GB News has lost £142m to date
Cumulative losses in £
140m
Loss
120m
100m
80m
60m
40m
20m
2020/1
2021/2 2022/3
2023/4 2024/5
2025
Latest figures cover seven-month period to 31
December 2025
Chart: Press Gazette • Source: Companies House

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