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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 20h

What the fuck is going on here?

A fucked up image of Tom and Jerry on the crop top, presumably because the image is AI generated.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I've seen that hateful sneer before.

Actor Frank Langella made up as Skeletor.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"Do you feel Luckey, Palmer?" (Every chamber is loaded)

Dirty Harry aiming his magnum.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Man pointing at the Epic Games sign.

Superintendent Chalmers pointing at Principle Skinner's burning kitchen, and saying "Good Lord! What is happening in there?"

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Superintendent Chalmers voice: "Good Lord! What is happening in there?"

Man pointing at the Epic Games sign, similar to Superintendent Chalmers pointing at Principle Skinner's burning kitchen in The Simpsons.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"Whenever Reform isn't being talked about, all the BBC journalists should be asking 'Where's Reform?'"

Homer Simpson talking to the producer of Itchy and Scratchy about hated character Poochie.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And you don't have any friends.

OP post: Now that Polanski has lost, I asked ChatGPT which of the five Green MPs would make the best party leader to replace Polanski.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What the fuck are they doing with their mouths?! The motherfuckers can't even fake the pretence of being human.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He's got a tiny Tik-Tok down there.

Tik-Tok the clockwork soldier from Return to Oz, a squat, round metallic gentleman with a handlebar moustache.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is a face that has seen too much sun, or drunk too many 'hot ginger beers'.

A bright red bean of a face.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Species, changed to Speccies, the woman and her alien alter ego are now sporting glasses.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This posture will duck under any whirring blade.

Classic gamer prawn posture.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"You blundering bag of bones!"

Dr Smith from Lost in Space.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tom Tugend at it again.

An uncomfortable close up of Tugendhat's groin, his hand in his pocket suggestively.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I thought we'd palmed her off to the yanks.

Father Jack demanding "How did that gobshite get on the television?"

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yank Pope Yank Pope He's a yank Pope Got no local models Cos he ain't no fucking dope

Tom Jones in a TV

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

How could it have been a failure? Just look how delighted Gove and Johnson were about winning.

Michael Gove and Boris Johnson on the morning of Britain leaving the EU. They look as though someone has died.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Guy's profile pic looks like a paparazzi shot of him sneaking out of a gentleman's club.

A bland pasty man in a grey suit.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Here's hoping Clive Pringle gets better soon.

Monkey Dust's Clive Pringle, a man with an incredibly big forehead and even bigger imagination.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Make me look like Blanka (walking backwards)!"

Blanka from Street Fighter 2 with his goofy walking backwards pose, all hunched up and weird.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Got that Popeye build.

Popeye in classic white sailor suit of short sleeve shirt and bell bottom trousers.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fuck them oaps

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Must have got piss in his eye again.

Danny meeting a bottle of piss head on.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not bad, if you like gaunt haunted vampires with big arms looming out at you from the shadows.

Tonosferatu Blair

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is very nicely done.

Elon Musk performing a nazi salute, fitting beautifully into a capital letter K.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Listen to Lord Humungus.

Lord Humungus from Mad Max 2, an enormous muscular man wearing bondage gear and a hockey mask, holding a microphone and saying 'Just have fun'.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I like how if I search for 'Mark Zuckerberg suit', this is what comes back.

Google search for 'Mark Zuckerberg suit', which brings back 'Meta to pay up to $18bn to settle claims its platforms harm children'

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Mountain biker. Veteran."

Dad, husband, IPAd, Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker, Veteran.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I agree when the tweet is cropped like this.

Picture of an aircraft carrier with the caption 'Serious countries don't behave like this'

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bluesky post by Alpha Chrome Yayo.
Edited screenshot from Silent Hill 2, a faded note which reads "She's turned the weans against us."

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"Whaddaya means leopards will eat our faces? I am one of the faces!

Phil Daniels in film Quadrophenia.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Homer Simpson voice: "But when I do it, it's cute."

Rishi Sunak giving a speech behind a lectern with the three word slogan Stop The Boats.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Entering his Lighthouse era.

A dour looking Robert Pattinson in The Lighthouse, sporting a most excellent moustache.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Crude Photoshop of the sign from Spinal Tap which reads:
Theatre Entrance
Puppet Show
And Ed Sheeran

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not a wake-up call to become a better person, some people don't deserve sympathy. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

He continued: "Not only was I obese again, but the cancer came back earlier this year. Is it weird to say this was a wake-up call I needed to choose life again? Perhaps it is. But it is true."

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Crude Photoshop of the sign from Spinal Tap, changed to read:
Theatre entrance
Puppet Show
and Ed Sheeran

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The terrifying cave scene from The Neverending Story.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hans Moleman angrily shouting "We paid for blood."

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Willem Dafoe sitting in the back seat of a car and grinning.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Look taller by standing next to a definitely full grown elephant.

Don Estelle as Gunner 'Lofty' Sugden from comedy It Ain't Half Hot Mum. Lofty is dressed in khaki uniform with enormous shorts, and standing next to a tiny elephant.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Get up, go to the House of Lords, I don't approve of what you're doing."

Starmer, with the look of a man sick of the smell of his own farts, chastising Just Stop Oil protesters for caring about the environment and the future.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"I see 'Free Parking' signs everywhere."

The boy from The Sixth Sense in bed, looking sad.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Her favourite sideways glance.

Marina Hyde, looking sideways at Nigel Farage, as they enjoy a drink together in a no doubt side-splitting Guardian piece about how she'd prefer a pint with Farage over other party leaders.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

New paper, new byline picture. www.theguardian.com/media/2000/s...

Guardian article from 2000 about taking a byline picture.
Age cannot wither. When photo remains unchanged after 40th birthday.

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AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

He's doing this, the smug cunt.

Man pointing at camera and laughing, saying 'You stupid'.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hugo Rifkind, waiting patiently like the surfer from that old Guinness advert, waiting for the political wind to change. Utter scum.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Am assuming a Nazi wrote this.

Lewis Page, a smug steamed pudding with a hair island.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

WOOSS pronouncing Worcestershire like that?

Peter Kay grinning and pointing.

AI.Steve @alansteve.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Steve McFadden calling his agent for presenting duties.

Phil Mitchell imploring 'please do this.'