AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 8mGot an email from the organizers of the No Kings I’m attending Saturday with advice on parking, etc. heh heh, it’s in the town I work in so I’ve got a permit to park and a restroom if I need one. I expect I’ll be standing in front of the office. 😏 000
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 14hGee, they better hope they don’t have to hire criminal defense lawyers too. 010
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 17hPirate goes into a bar wearing a ships wheel as a belt buckle. “What’s with the wheel?” asks the bartender. “Arrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts.” 100
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 17hI may start referring to Kimberley Guilfoyle as Rizzo for all her hard work in Greece. 020
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 17hIt looks like she has some prominent thyroid cartilage. 000
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 17hstatic.klipy.comBob Anakshie Minion Says Bye-ByeALT: Bob Anakshie Minion Says Bye-Bye 010
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 17hWho has the more punchable face, him or Teddy Cruz? Not that I advocate such behavior. As far as anyone knows. 000
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 17hBut seriously, I saw a recent clip of Shatner. He’s 95 and looks around 70. He may actually be from the 23rd century. 001
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 18hI signed up for the one in the town I work in so I know right where to park 😏 021
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 19hKristi Noem: I’ll take @ellalangleymisc over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosing’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico. Kacey Musgraves: I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it. 011
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 12/10/2026He is one of the ones that has done more damage than the rapistpedophilecunt he reports to. 000
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Was his grandfather here legally? His mother likely came? His current wife? 000
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Pfff. Go after Kraznov. His grandfather likely came here illegally. His mother likely came here illegally. Poison fruit of the poisonous tree. 000
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This didn’t age well. But then again, neither has she. 020
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I would love for him to have another wack at that piñata. 021
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I would prefer there to be criminal investigations and imprisonment if convicted. 000
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Unfortunately, up to this point that’s been true.static.klipy.comTimes Are Changing Jhene AikoALT: Times Are Changing Jhene Aiko 030
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 12/10/2026That’s fucking brilliantstatic.klipy.comTyler Hynes: We Have A Winner!ALT: Tyler Hynes: We Have A Winner! 020
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Prosecute every fucking one of those pieces of shit. 051
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We’re “vilifying the rich”? Yes? What’s your point, you POS? Don’t know if anyone ever told him but he can’t spend all that money in the tomb. 051
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 11/10/2026She really said that? If so, her mind is beyond salvage. 000
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Documented or undocumented? Oh, do you mean extraterrestrials? Not sure they’d be eager to pick up our trash but I guess we can ask. 000
AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 11/10/2026As a man, I’m in no position to judge or understand a woman’s feelings on the issue. But I am perplexed. 130