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AlanSmithee

@alansmithee1956.bsky.social
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Lucky heathen ⚛️ husband and father that punches up instead of kicking down. I often use profanity like punctuation. No DMs, porn or sales pitches, please. Really helps to have a bio and at least some original posts of your own for a follow back.

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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 5h
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Cold Water
Listen to more music by Tom Waits on Pandora
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 5h
And many probably wouldn’t vote for him if his name was on the ballot. It’s not, but they will still vote for Republicans who will enable him. Fuck them all. Each and every one of them. If the harm he causes were limited to just them, fine. But it’s not.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 6h
I just want you all to know that, as fucked up as things are now, the end of the world is not yet at hand. I check all my lottery tickets on Sunday (to see if I need to buy more that week) and I wasn’t even close. The world won’t end until my 6#s come up. So we have at least one more week.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 6h
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Loving Cup
Listen to more music by The Rolling Stones on Pandora
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, I could use a hobby…
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think this sums up our society pretty accurately. If it’s just the two of us, I give a woman as wide a berth as possible on the street because I’m not a bear. It won’t offend me if a woman feels uncomfortably around me but fuck every man who made her feel like that.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s like she’s watching a slasher movie and she’s about to yell, “Don’t go in there!” at the character about to be slashed.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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We are Jane Doe
TikTok video by k4li
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Raymond Norman @raymondnorman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel: Cooke sends cease and desist to Van Orden over AI deepfake videos Cooke, a Democrat running in Wisconsin's 3rd CD, sent a cease and desist to Van Orden over his use of AI deepfake videos depicting her. www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...
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Cooke sends cease and desist to Van Orden over AI deepfake videos
Cooke, a Democrat running in Wisconsin's 3rd CD, sent a cease and desist to Van Orden over his use of AI deepfake videos depicting her.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here’s someone else who should sue whomever was responsible for this farce into oblivion. apnews.com/article/trum...
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DC judge permanently dismisses case charging ex-Olympian with vandalizing Reflecting Pool
A judge in Washington has agreed to permanently dismiss a criminal case charging a former Olympian with vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish them success. apnews.com/article/rene...
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Renee Good's family sues US government and immigration officials over her killing in Minneapolis
Renee Good’s family has sued the U.S. government and several immigration officials, alleging wrongful death, conspiracy and other violations in the 37-year-old woman’s killing by an immigration office...
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
43 wonderful years and counting 💙 youtu.be/gA-vD5pyuS4?...
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had a great visit with my baby brother and niece today. They came in to NYC to see a Billy Crystal one man show. Haven’t seen each other in over 9 years for our father’s funeral.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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A.J. @andynear70.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
REPOST.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Puddles Pity Party - Let's Give Them Pumpkin To Talk About (Parody Song)
YouTube video by Puddles Pity Party
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see Eric Schmitt set aside time to humiliate himself in public. What a monumental scumbag.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
VOTE FFS!!
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Uniongrl ☮️ 🌍🎵🌻🦋 @uniongrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨 In 2024, there were 10,248 Indigenous people who were reported missing. The missing cases involved 5,614 woman & girls. The majority of the reported missing women & girls were under the age of 18. Indigenous women & girls are murdered at rates up to 10 times higher the national average.
Teenager in South Dakota who walked out of school to bring awareness to MMIW cases
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Warren Zevon "Mohammed's Radio" (1976)
YouTube video by Mark Parker
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just read that President Inepstein has rejected Iran’s proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Must have made some oil stock trades.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Oh come on Standish, we’re spies. We’ve all faked our death at one time or another.”
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was (still is) a cold and wet morning to go running. Hot shower was divine.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dropped off my mail in ballot this morning.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I take a sativa and indica edible together and watch them fight it out.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social same question.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder if food ever thinks about me.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Daylight saving time ends for much of the U.S. on 11/1. The House passed the Sunshine Protection Act (waiting on the Senate) making DST permanent. Inepstein is in favor of it. Given his total incompetence at EVERYTHING, that might be enough to not do it.
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Autumnal Equinox
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Theme For An Imaginary Western
YouTube video by Jack Bruce - Topic
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🇨🇦💙 youtu.be/RUojao4njnU?...
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Hit Somebody! (The Hockey Song)
YouTube video by Warren Zevon - Topic
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just read a headline that President Inepstein said that his spawn would repay the Russian oligarch for his wedding. Soooooo, that means his spawn isn’t repaying the Russian?
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Kris Kristofferson & Johnny Cash - Sunday morning coming down (1978 Johnny Cash Christmas Show)
YouTube video by biggestkkfan
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Cliff Cash 🔥🔥🔥
TikTok video by MosDefJob3
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Fuck All The Perfect People - Chip Taylor & The New Ukrainians
YouTube video by Train Wreck Records
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just signed up for the next No Kings on 10/17. This one is in the town where I work so I don’t have to worry about parking 😄
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AlanSmithee @alansmithee1956.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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