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@alanr1.bsky.social
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Art 🖼️ music 🎶 politics 🗳️religious ribaldry 🙏🏻human rights🫂general mischief 😈 other🤷‍♀️ (tbc) 🍁 Approach respectfully* or gird for consequences. 🕺🤺 *A sense of humour will do in a pinch.🤏🏻 😉🤗

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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 46s
Almost as if this were the long-game all along. ⏳
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 3m
Pardoned J6'ers doing what Dump's paying them for. 🤑
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 6m
Put that sword to good use while you're at it. 🩸
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 10m
Somebody was saying something about public executions. 🤷‍♀️
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 11m
And they shall be named Melanoma and Carcinoma. Respectively. 🦠🦠
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 13m
On-point (certainly as far as the despots that Dumpty emulates...) 🪓
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 1h
Update: she finally managed to offload bro's slovenly carcass and has actually been doing very well for herself. 😉
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 1h
SO many clowns. Not nearly enough circus.🎪
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 1h
And what's your skull circumference. 💀
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 1h
MuriKKKa. Prove me wrong. 🤬
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 1h
You can smell their stench just by looking at their fugly mugs. 🤢
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 1h
My brother got hisself one o'them 'mail order brides', too...much easier for dorks like him...(worked out for her as well... 💍)
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 7h
Shocked I tell you. 🤬🐀🗳️ thiswillhold.substack.com/p/x-whistleb...
thiswillhold.substack.com
X Whistleblower: Elon Musk Allowed Russian Interference In 2024 Election
Former X employee makes alarming allegations about Elon Musk and the 2024 election. And, of course—Russia, Russia, Russia.
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 13h
Y'know, it's almost as if the US 'Deal' has built-in planned obsolescence at best, and a purely performative effort by Krasnov at worst... 🪆🇺🇦🇻🇮
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 14h
Well, she certainly has the Cannons for the job. 🎱🎱
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 14h
Well SOMEBODY certainly needs to be put on ice. 🧊
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 14h
Wouldn't that imply the target was the WH? If so, oh yes: BANG-up job, Vlad. 👏🏻🇻🇮
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 15h
Undoubtedly. 😉
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 15h
WAY TMI. 😨
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 15h
Missed the operative word: 'conservative'. But perhaps that comes with the collar. 🐶
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 16h
The Blonde Bimboze; they comes and they goes. 💃
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 16h
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 18h
Oh, PLEEZE, C*nter: spew some more of your worms of wisDUM. 🦪
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 19h
🍿👍🏽
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 19h
'Log in to read for free' ...riiiight... 🤑
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 19h
Anus invaded. 🍑
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 19h
And on one side, Tweedle-Dee, and on the other, Tweedle-DUMMM (waddaya MEAN it has a 'b' on it...) 🐝🍯
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 19h
O Elon 'special', awwwRITEy... 🤑
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 19h
Given their ammosexuality, could well be both. 🔫❤️🔫
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 21h
Like he CARES. 🗺️
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 21h
...enough to cause the 🍊 to have a 🤯? No? C'mon. You can do better. 😈
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 21h
Better late than never. 'CLEAN-UP IN AISLE...heck, CLEAN the whole fecking whorehouse!' 🧹🧹🧹
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 22h
Absent the panache, subtlety and discretion of the Corleone's. 🩸🔫
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 22h
And the whoreshe rode in on. 🎠
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 22h
Imagined them being larger, somehow. (Kidding) 🍒
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 22h
Proceed with all due haste, HeyZeus! 🙏🏻
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 22h
Figured they were ex-con J6'ers from the get-go. Glad to see this finally making the mainstream. 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 22h
Hey c'mon: two of them are already dead. At least. 😵😵😵
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So one was impregnated in order to sire you?
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Worth a try. 👋
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So they lie in your favour or what. 🤔
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But who was the student, and who was the teacher.
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why does dump?
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wannabe Gladiators. ⚔️
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤮 yep that very image does it for me.
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Days when I don't go out. At ALL. 🧘
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...where his Master flogs him? 🦯
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, so the MANnequin has a name. 👍🏽
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Redrum 🍷
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