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@alanr1.bsky.social
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Art 🖼️ music 🎶 politics 🗳️religious ribaldry 🙏🏻human rights🫂general mischief 😈 other🤷‍♀️ (tbc) 🍁 Approach respectfully* or gird for consequences. 🕺🤺 *A sense of humour will do in a pinch.🤏🏻 😉🤗

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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 6h
Aaaah, okay: I'm now starting to see the downside of 'Starter Packs' I mean: who ARE these people? Were they vetted? And by whom? 🤔🤖🤷‍♀️
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 21h
And yet he SIGNED it. 🤡
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, line these so-called 'Justices' (excepting the 3 Liberal ones) up against a wall. 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'Trump is flirting with the idea of ripping out the White House press briefing room and replacing it with a gaudy gold-trimmed swimming pool.' And Captain Ahab will have another chance at catching the 'White Whale'.... 🐳 open.substack.com/pub/rawstory...
open.substack.com
Breaking: Bari Weiss ‘Likely Out’ at CBS Due to Dismal Ratings
Bari weiss may soon be out at CBS, Trump toys with idea of demolishing White House again, immigrant children forced to represent themselves in court
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A timely reminder. 🍁
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Groceries? Affordability? Not even close. 🤡 www.alternet.org/americans-ti...
alternet.org
Trump has finally united Americans with one simple word
With a vast majority of Americans signaling disgust, public misconduct has inadvertently triggered a historic revival of civic consciousness.
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You go to bed thinking 'yeah, my friend feed seems to be growing and healthy' but wake up to a poster with, like, a BILLION followers and so back to bed you go. 🛌 (Almost makes ya wonder why it matters... 🤔)
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@warandpeas.bsky.social
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Well, sure - China has an indisputable reputation for human rights abuses - but who turns down free growls?' ⛓️🍽️⛓️ meidasnews.com/news/fox-hos...
meidasnews.com
Fox Hosts Hail Trump’s ‘Epic’ Xi Dinner After Attacking CCP
At Trump’s September 24 White House state dinner for Xi Jinping, Laura Ingraham and Jesse Watters celebrated the pageantry, military display, and billionaire guest list.
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So Jamieson Greer is an asshole for more than just having an extremely pussy last name for a first name. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
cbc.ca
'It's a little unhinged' for Canada to call dispute a trade war: Jamieson Greer | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump's top trade official says it's "unhinged" for Canadian leaders to characterize the administration's tariffs as a trade war against Canada.
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I tells ya: these 'Starter Packs' are becoming increasingly addictive... 😬
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Carpet of Red 🩸🩸🩸 michaeljochum.substack.com/p/a-red-carp...
michaeljochum.substack.com
A Red Carpet for Autocrats
A Gag Order for the Press
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And the hits keep coming... 🤣
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I keep wondering: If Republicans don't believe in Democracy, what DO they actually believe in.
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sesame. 🌪️
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can attempt to shut him up, but you cannot silence him. (Hear that, Donder? That's the sound of The Grim Reaper... 🪓)
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagining Frankenstein's monster sitting across from him over coffee having a quiet word concerning the method and timeline for the good Doctor's execution. www.cnn.com/2026/09/17/t...
cnn.com
How do experts think AI would kill us, anyway? | CNN Business
Industry insiders are once again warning that a superpowered artificial intelligence could exterminate the human race. But how? And which scenarios are actually plausible?
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NPR: Elon Musk brags about using “lasers from space” to elect Trump in 2024 Another recent thread suggested the execution of another execrable usurper... Perhaps we could do a twofer? Same ticket price. 🎫🤑🪓 thiswillhold.substack.com/p/npr-elon-m...
thiswillhold.substack.com
NPR: Elon Musk brags about using “lasers from space” to elect Trump in 2024
Mainstream media finally acknowledges what we’ve been investigating since November 2024—so now what?
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#BeBestial That is all. 🧸
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Amid all the chaos and uncertainty, take a moment to appreciate that which is good for the soul.
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Needs me a coffee fairy. 🧚 ☕️😻
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Damned if they do and, well, you know the rest (unless you're MAGA... 🤡)
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You almost have to wonder what kind of, erm, 'stake' 🥩 the Ka$hole has in this...(his ox to...*gore*...if you'll pardon the euphemism... 🐂🔚🦴)
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“... It is a Court that will go down as having rendered some of the most destructive... and damaging decisions in our Country’s history.” With the exception of the most current ruling, Dumpty's not wrong about all their other 💩🧠decisions. 🤡🧑🏾‍⚖️👩‍⚖️👨‍⚖️ 🤡 washingtoncurrent.substack.com/p/trump-cras...
washingtoncurrent.substack.com
Trump Crashes Out After Court Nixes His Voter Suppression Plan
Justices rule 7-2 that president can’t impose limits on mail-in voting this year
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Scott @gatorgrad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good morning, Brenda and friends. Have a great Tuesday, everyone.
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Remember these 🫏. They should be put out to pasture. 🏜️
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
'Innovation is great, ambition is fine, and earning billions off people desperate to buy your toys is, unfortunately, the American way.' Talk about a sad statement...read on for an even worse (not to say damning) testimonial. 🤬 michaeljochum.substack.com/p/musk?r=3tg...
michaeljochum.substack.com
MUSK
A Trillion Times Over
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Chat aux livres... 🐱📚🐱
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every day... ⏰
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is a genuine privilege being part of this community. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
'AI Developers' are saying this...truly, the very definition of vampires... 🧛‍♀️ 🪞☠️
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wetfuzzies (as opposed to the warm ones... 🤗)
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Take it off (eh)! 🍑
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ATTENTION ALL MASOCHISTS! 📺
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lol! The only confusion comes from YOU, Polyps...return to the insignificance from whence you crawled. 🐀🕳️🦠 🍁 www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
cbc.ca
Poilievre tells U.S. TV Canadians are 'wounded' and 'confused' to be in America's crosshairs | CBC News
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre is telling Americans their northern neighbours are feeling "wounded" and "confused" over how Canada and its economy became a key target for U.S. President Donald T...
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A much-needed viewing, however brief the respite... 🐘
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Slava Canuckistan. 🍁
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whatever will we DO. 📚
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Any chance his motorcade will be passing by Dealey Plaza? 🚓🚗🚙🚑 steady.substack.com/p/a-trump-co...
steady.substack.com
A Trump Con-vention
But many Republicans are opting out
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The sooner the 🪉🦭 is thrown back, the better. 🌊🎣🐡
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This just in. 💯
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Standing En Guard. 🍁
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Naysayers are either naive or in collusion. 🤬
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Began the day being called a troll simply cos I told someone to 'lighten up'... Then they turned tail and blocked me... 🐎🔚🤡
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Absolutely brilliant! 🪇
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Via the 'God' Substack. 🫷🏽
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When the 💩 hits the 🍁🪭
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🍁🧻🤣🚽💩
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Neither blueprint, precedent and, best part? An entirely indiscriminate audience. 👶🎤😱
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allzie @alanr1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Drumph Hoard 🫅🐉💰🤑 That is all. ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️
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