Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Long and storied movie career. He was in Highlander: Endgame back in 2000 when he was still in a tag team with Christian 000
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Dr. Seuss just throwing me right under the bus 050
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Addressing our draconian immigration system is the key part of this, and it gets way too little attention. People generally view legal immigration as good. Dems and even many Republicans agree on that. But they never take the next logical step that *we should facilitate it* 141
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Does anyone have a scorecard for how many times ICE/CBP have claimed someone rammed/tried to ram them? Seems like a whole lot at this point, and I don’t think a single one has been an actual attempt to ram them It’s like their second favorite bullshit charge after “obstruction” (annoying them) 172
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Only 6 months old and he’s already learned the strategy of keeping a spare banana in his pocket in case somebody shoots a red shell 170
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Not a high bar, but this is one of the darker things I’ve seen on Grubhub 030
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 04/12/2025This one is so much better than it has any right to be 150
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 04/12/2025The context of the speech was his opposition to proposed restrictions on immigration by the Chinese Honestly hard to get much more explicit about the belief that we should welcome those who want to come here than Douglass is here 110
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Made milanesa tortas with a mildly ridiculous number of toppings 110
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 18/10/2025“Chicken in delicate vinegar sauce” and dry fried green beans 040
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Switching gears slightly: choriqueso tortas 240
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Made mapo tofu for my parents, who are visiting this weekend 260
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Made various Sichuan stuff this week: fish-fragrant fried chicken and dry-fried chicken. Also tofu but didn’t take a picture of that one 060
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Bruce, one of the cats my friend fostered, is apparently very sick and the family that adopted him can’t afford the testing he needs (~$2000). He’s not even a year and a half old yet. The rescue he was adopted from is trying to help, but any donations to them would help 140
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Being worried about the rights of a criminal is a good thing 1110
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Blue birria, blueberries, and blue beer, on Bluesky 0250
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Nobody warned us how adorable infant hiccups were going to be 8763
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 10/08/2025To be fair, actual radiologists look at this and see a giant panda, so 🤷♂️ 6200
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 07/08/2025This is what happens when you let computer audio recognition do your closed captions 160
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Well the dial is from a guy in Qatar who makes them (who is a really impressive artist). The rest of the parts I get online (mostly Alidepending on what I think would go well together and build from scratch. Looks something like this before starting 110
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Tag at the bottom is totally false advertising 061
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 01/08/2025This sums up what’s annoying about this place. If you’re going to believe conspiracy theories as asinine as “businesses don’t care about selling stuff and make money through shadowy dark magic,” you might as well just become a chem trails person Actual reality is bad enough without this crap 030
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Update, part 2: This dial gets more beautiful the more closely you look at it 030
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Uh huh. Helpful when people put in their bio why I should block them 000
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 30/07/2025He’s starting to develop some worrisome signs 290
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I also set a personal best time for the Saturday crossword puzzle, so, you know, pretty big day 010
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Update: made a little human, though not THAT little, since he came out at 10 lbs 1 oz (!) 8631
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Also, starting off with the premise that rice comes in non-perishable form but beans do not is a hell of a choice 010
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Going to need to switch to Dadderall after tomorrow 3111
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Becket (1964) and The Lion in Winter (1968) 070
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Very excited to make stuff with these dials. Just need to wait for all the other parts to trickle in 030
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 20/07/2025It’s true! There’s phenytoin, alcohol, and acetaminophen, which are presumably what she’s referring to 181
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Upping my taco game with homemade tortillas (supporting chicken tinga tacos). Really a game changer 070
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 14/07/2025We call this Stevie’s “I’m just gonna have one of your fries” move 0212
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Six years ago today that we brought these guys home. Nearly 40 lbs of cat between them. Reggie is sadly no longer with us, but Stevie is carrying on the giant orange boy energy 1765
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 28/06/2025More taco adventures. Second try at birria came out better (short ribs as the base this time). Also al pastor-ish chicken tacos, and also crispy chicken tacos with creamy jalapeño salsa 1110
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Love the dial on that Alpine Eagle I’ve always loved various versions of the Zenith El Primero. This one is probably my favorite 130
Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Oh, he has a footnote saying that AI will figure it out, because of course he does 🤦🏻♂️ 040