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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 5h

I choose to believe this without looking

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

this mf doesn’t know how to take a screenshot also doesn’t understand what error bars are

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

what’s your cost per view? I would happily pay for a subscription service that targets me with un-ads like this. It could even advertise itself if they want a real ad

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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it’s not good advice, but: consider weaponizing that guilt and try to implement a sabbath in your life. It’s a gift from God!

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@espnbillc.bsky.social have you ever analyzed team seasons by accumulated luck? The naive approach would be wins - expected wins, but I bet you could do something more interesting than that (maybe only looking at wins in expected losses, or calculating the win probability needed to explain the MOV)

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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026

Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.

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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport

Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

with maybe a tie-through theme of the repercussions of each episode appearing in the background of other episodes

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it’s only half an idea, but this would make an interesting short story collection or limited series: a small group of colleagues at a research institute all independently realize that a recent minor breakthrough unintentionally allows door time travel/teleportation - each episode follows one of them

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

any relation to D’Andre Swift?

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

looks like the red and blue channels got swapped somehow (with green left alone)

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

what’s co-op, precious?

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

trick-taking? 😒 tricksy hobbitses …

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

how little can they legally pay him? passing on their financial troubles to A&M by proxy would be really funny

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

don’t worry, I have too many other games that I want to play. When you get old sometimes you know you won’t be able to do something

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

why are the people Dittos

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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 15/09/2026

an exhaustive list of shows i want to see pat mcafee in (THREAD)

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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“Tired of being a bird?” (September 14, 2026, Argyle Street, Chicago)

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I miss when the M’s were in this

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

that all-time win-loss record is fascinating. Is that just because they were really good early in NFL history, when many more games were scorigami?

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

that halftime show will be such a relief

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m the 4% of people telling their friends to get Botox from someone other than a medical professional

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

who’s on the watchlist? does anyone have more than one?

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

one stole the other’s front plate and now doesn’t have to pay parking tickets or tolls

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

it’s an engagement control - any URL is an opportunity for a user to navigate away from X, and they just want to maximize time-on-site and other engagement metrics. Same reason why posts with links get down-weighted in their algo. Agreed it’s dumb and user-hostile!

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I can’t believe we’re subjecting the NYC TV market to this

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

@stevie-r.com I think the bot might be dropping attached media?

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

the most curious part about this to me is how many strangers you must see in a day. Maybe I should leave the house more

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

enter through the gift shop

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

confession: I often can’t tell which design is the new one are we redesigning packaging too frequently?

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

goodbye seedless persimmons

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

you mean this eru— *crushed by a stampede of reply guys*

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

maybe he’s just selling shares

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

github’s stacked pr feature arrived just in time for it to be useless

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bro. People are cool as fuck.

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Alex Gude @alexgude.com · 10/08/2026

Without further ado, @veldrina.com and I present: The Mount Rushmore of Tweets, as voted by BlueSky: 1. Miette / Jail for Mother — 83 mentions (14.4%) 2. Moon's Haunted — 78 (13.5%) 3. Milkshake Duck — 68 (11.8%) 4. Leopards Eating Faces — 63 (10.9%) 🥳

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

that’s how you get the Switch 4

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

That’s correct, and takes you to $4800. You now have control of the board.

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Alan @alanhussey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

if there were a more trustworthy pundit, they would’ve launched a second college football podcast

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