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Alan Hoffmann

@alanhoffmann.bsky.social
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Professional English teacher. Dad. Coffee addict. Occasional writer. Chaotic reader. Turbulent advocate. He/His/Him

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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Flames are on pace for 82 goals this year. This would be 68 fewer than the current record for fewest goals in a season. It would be 51 fewer than the 1953-54 Blackhawks, who played 70 games.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As long as they are playing the Flames, the Kraken look like contenders. Not a bad game in Edmonton yesterday, but wow are the Flames bad.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What’s fun is that the Seahawks have not come remotely close to playing their best football, and they are 3-1.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sports present the unusual situation of having to make a challenging decision in real time at your job while Tootsee Roll by 69 Boyz blares
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This may be a must score possession, and the Seahawks really need the defense to get a takeaway.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time to put Drew Lock in.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not a good half, but only down 7. Let’s get it.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We are missing Love big time.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it actually doesn't rain very often in the pacific northwest. i visited seattle for a couple days one time and it didn't rain the entire time i was there
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And yet!
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was a good play by the linebacker because he was holding.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great defensive series. Let’s tie this up before half!
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AJ Barner is having himself a ballgame.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JSN really putting in the work to win his second consecutive Defensive Player of the Year award.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh my…
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Very obvious kick catch interference there, but ok.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“The universe is too fucking fabulous for capitalism, y’all. Don’t let it mediate your relationship with the cosmos.” - Chanda Prescott-Weinstein, The Edge of Space-Time Loving this book so far, @chanda.blacksky.app
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lazaro Monte’s: Mariners MVP. (Only half joking)
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/09/2026
DON'T CALL IT AN UPSET, FCS CHAMP MONTANA STATE ROLL OVER NEVADA!!
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BOBCATS WIN!!!
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bobcats with a HUGE takeaway!
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Big Sky Conference @bigskyconf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THIS. THROW. 🤯 Montana State leads Nevada 10-0 on the CW
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/09/2026
MONTANA STATE STUFFS NEVADA ON 4TH DOWN
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can I interest @sickoscommittee.org with Montana State up 17-0 over Nevada in Reno?
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Being subjected to the political ads of Ohio and Texas while watching this OSU-Texas game has led me to believe that the only talking point the right has is, “These guys like trans people.”
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everyone should read Where Men Win Glory by Jon Krakauer.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As always on September 12, never forget that the Bush administration had fairly good intel that something was going to happen, and did nothing. Never forget that at one point, Bush told an intelligence official, “Alright, you’ve covered your ass,” when it was brought up to him.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had been informed that we were just going to sim this season and crown the Rams as the Greatest Team in the History of Sports, but apparently I was told wrong?
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Aussie rules was invented, in part, so cricketers could stay in shape in the winter.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A very merry Super Bowl defense to you and yours.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We did it, Seattle fans. We made it to the Seahawks regular season. The tyranny of this Mariners season is done. Let the new tyrant reign!
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looking Dapper AF, as the kids say, today.
It’s me, wearing a white button up shirt which has a brown and grey plaid pattern. I e also got on a wooden bow tie, and a scally cap featuring blue, grey, and green patches.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The PAC-12 went 2-6 in their opening week, including a loss to Idaho State.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It looks like Notre Dame bedazzled their jerseys.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No moral victories, but that was much closer than I anticipated and lots of good to take away for Wazzu. #GoCougs
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s really cool how the Mariners looked at having the easiest remaining schedule and just decided to give up.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Trying to get a “Fire Dan Wilson” chant going, but it’s not catching on.
T-Mobile park set up for Noah Kahan
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
All this Aaron Donald talk reminds me that the Seahawks won the Super Bowl this year with Sam Darnold at QB by beating the Niners (2x), Rams and Patriots in succession.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t care how much I agree with your message, if you use ai slop, I will block you.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 30/08/2026
Once again I must say
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In which we move that much closer to getting Canzone’s Calzones at the ballpark next season.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Connections for August 20, 2026: Connections Puzzle #1166 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 August stats: Puzzles solved: 18/20 Perfects: 13 Streak: 13 Uniqueness: 1 in 24
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I didn’t know the Mariners were allowed to score four runs in any inning, let alone the first.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Connections for August 19, 2026: Connections Puzzle #1165 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 August stats: Puzzles solved: 17/19 Perfects: 12 Streak: 11 Uniqueness: 1 in 276
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is really going to hurt the Mariners’ run differential.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Connections for August 18, 2026: Connections Puzzle #1164 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 August stats: Puzzles solved: 16/18 Streak: 10 Perfects: 11 Uniqueness: 1 in 250,000
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Connections for August 17, 2026: Connections Puzzle #1163 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 August stats: Puzzles solved: 15/17 Streak: 10 Perfects: 11 Streak: 1 in 31
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mariners win! HUGE WIN!
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A huge strike out! Please score at least one more run.
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Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“Tough one tonight”
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