Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Flames are on pace for 82 goals this year. This would be 68 fewer than the current record for fewest goals in a season. It would be 51 fewer than the 1953-54 Blackhawks, who played 70 games. 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As long as they are playing the Flames, the Kraken look like contenders. Not a bad game in Edmonton yesterday, but wow are the Flames bad. 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What’s fun is that the Seahawks have not come remotely close to playing their best football, and they are 3-1. 020
Reposted by Alan HoffmannRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sports present the unusual situation of having to make a challenging decision in real time at your job while Tootsee Roll by 69 Boyz blares 1746951
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This may be a must score possession, and the Seahawks really need the defense to get a takeaway. 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not a good half, but only down 7. Let’s get it. 000
Reposted by Alan HoffmannJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it actually doesn't rain very often in the pacific northwest. i visited seattle for a couple days one time and it didn't rain the entire time i was there 080276
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That was a good play by the linebacker because he was holding. 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Great defensive series. Let’s tie this up before half! 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026JSN really putting in the work to win his second consecutive Defensive Player of the Year award. 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Very obvious kick catch interference there, but ok. 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“The universe is too fucking fabulous for capitalism, y’all. Don’t let it mediate your relationship with the cosmos.” - Chanda Prescott-Weinstein, The Edge of Space-Time Loving this book so far, @chanda.blacksky.app 010
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lazaro Monte’s: Mariners MVP. (Only half joking) 000
Reposted by Alan HoffmannSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/09/2026DON'T CALL IT AN UPSET, FCS CHAMP MONTANA STATE ROLL OVER NEVADA!! 1578
Reposted by Alan HoffmannBig Sky Conference @bigskyconf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026THIS. THROW. 🤯 Montana State leads Nevada 10-0 on the CW 0385
Reposted by Alan HoffmannSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/09/2026MONTANA STATE STUFFS NEVADA ON 4TH DOWN 3384
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Can I interest @sickoscommittee.org with Montana State up 17-0 over Nevada in Reno? 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Being subjected to the political ads of Ohio and Texas while watching this OSU-Texas game has led me to believe that the only talking point the right has is, “These guys like trans people.” 010
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Everyone should read Where Men Win Glory by Jon Krakauer. 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026As always on September 12, never forget that the Bush administration had fairly good intel that something was going to happen, and did nothing. Never forget that at one point, Bush told an intelligence official, “Alright, you’ve covered your ass,” when it was brought up to him. 100
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I had been informed that we were just going to sim this season and crown the Rams as the Greatest Team in the History of Sports, but apparently I was told wrong? 011
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Aussie rules was invented, in part, so cricketers could stay in shape in the winter. 1350
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A very merry Super Bowl defense to you and yours. 110
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026We did it, Seattle fans. We made it to the Seahawks regular season. The tyranny of this Mariners season is done. Let the new tyrant reign! 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The PAC-12 went 2-6 in their opening week, including a loss to Idaho State. 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It looks like Notre Dame bedazzled their jerseys. 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026No moral victories, but that was much closer than I anticipated and lots of good to take away for Wazzu. #GoCougs 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It’s really cool how the Mariners looked at having the easiest remaining schedule and just decided to give up. 010
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Trying to get a “Fire Dan Wilson” chant going, but it’s not catching on. 010
Reposted by Alan HoffmannSpike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026All this Aaron Donald talk reminds me that the Seahawks won the Super Bowl this year with Sam Darnold at QB by beating the Niners (2x), Rams and Patriots in succession. 47712
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I don’t care how much I agree with your message, if you use ai slop, I will block you. 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026In which we move that much closer to getting Canzone’s Calzones at the ballpark next season. 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Connections for August 20, 2026: Connections Puzzle #1166 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 August stats: Puzzles solved: 18/20 Perfects: 13 Streak: 13 Uniqueness: 1 in 24 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I didn’t know the Mariners were allowed to score four runs in any inning, let alone the first. 020
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Connections for August 19, 2026: Connections Puzzle #1165 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 August stats: Puzzles solved: 17/19 Perfects: 12 Streak: 11 Uniqueness: 1 in 276 100
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is really going to hurt the Mariners’ run differential. 000
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Connections for August 18, 2026: Connections Puzzle #1164 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 August stats: Puzzles solved: 16/18 Streak: 10 Perfects: 11 Uniqueness: 1 in 250,000 100
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Connections for August 17, 2026: Connections Puzzle #1163 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 August stats: Puzzles solved: 15/17 Streak: 10 Perfects: 11 Streak: 1 in 31 100
Alan Hoffmann @alanhoffmann.bsky.social · 17/08/2026A huge strike out! Please score at least one more run. 000