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Alan Grayson

@alangrayson.bsky.social
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Congress 2009-2011 & 2013-2017. Passed more laws than any other Member. "Most effective"-Slate, Time. First Dem to represent Orlando since 1974. Have 5 children who love me. Visited every state & country, and both poles. Author: High Crimes (anti-Trump).

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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What is the of putting morons in charge of the US Government? What is that supposed to accomplish? The reason why the #MAGAts hate government is that they are so bad at it. x.com/SZarifi/stat... #KingDumb #Idiocracy #Trump #Clownarchy #Trumpocalypse #ThiefInChief #TheEndarkenment #MobRule
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Sam Zarifi (@SZarifi) on X
"A senior US State Department official displayed a map of Africa that was completely wrong before high-level officials from African nations, including some whose countries had been mislabeled,' in a d...
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#Psychopath #Sociopath #TheSecondWorstPersonInTheWorld www.youtube.com/shorts/5l1VL...
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Elon Musk: Zero people died from USAID cuts | The Economist
YouTube video by The Economist
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
As far as I know, the most points per game that any NBA starting five has ever scored is 110 points, with Wilt averaging 50. The starting five for the #76ers averaged 120 points last year. www.nytimes.com/athletic/741... Maybe let them play with two balls, instead of one? #LeBron #Embiid #Maxey
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LeBron James signing with Philadelphia 76ers, marking his record 24th season
The league’s all-time leading scorer is taking his talents to the Philadelphia 76ers.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Trump does make me sick. But at least not with explosive #diarrhea. Yet. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump... #Donorrhea #Trumpocalypse #Dicktator #Clownarchy #WorstPresidentEver #Cyclospora #Trump #TrumpIsTheDisease
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Trump's CDC stopped monitoring explosive diarrhea parasite before outbreak
FoodNet previously surveilled eight pathogens, for more than three decades. In 2025, monitoring was reduced down to two.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"Trump Media has cratered 89% from its peak. World Liberty tokens have plunged 82%, while Trump’s memecoin has lost 98 % of its value. Melania Trump’s token is down 99%, and American Bitcoin shares have tumbled 95%." Suckers!! www.thedailybeast.com/jaw-dropping... #Trump #Trumpocalypse #ETTTTS
thedailybeast.com
Jaw-Dropping Loss of Trump Investors Revealed
“He doesn’t care about anyone,” one investor said.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
#Trump wants his ugly face on the $250 bill so that you'll think of him every time you fill your tank with gas. www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio... #ThiefInChief #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Trumpocalypse #TheDon #Dicktator
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Trump appointees push $250 banknote with his portrait
The director of the Bureau of Engraving and Printing who resisted the effort was reassigned last month. “The buck stopped here,” she wrote in her goodbye email.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I question whether AI revenue is going to increase substantially. There already are billions of users. In economic terms, it's producing vast amounts of consumer surplus, but very modest revenue and huge losses. No one gets rich off of electricity, right? #AI #AGI #ArtificialIntelligence
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It is fair to say, for the past year, that AI is displaying Artificial Information Intelligence (AII) and decent emotional intelligence, but not AGI. AI could do a reasonable job designing a bridge or pretending to be your friend, but it couldn't tie its shoelaces. #AI #AGI #ArtificialIntelligence
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Overheard at the White House, JD #Vance whispering to Donald #Trump: "There must be some way out of here," said the joker to the thief. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4... Watch the watchtower fall. #Clownarchy #Trumpocalypse #Dicktator #Donorrhea #PresidentRump
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The Jimi Hendrix Experience - All Along The Watchtower (Official Audio)
YouTube video by JimiHendrixVEVO
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Regarding #gas prices: #Donald Trumpty sat on a wall. Donald Trumpty had a great fall. All the King's horses and all King's men, Couldn't put #Trumpty together again. What a fool.... #Clownarchy #Dicktator #Trumpocalypse #ETTTTS #DonnieDumbo #TheEndarkenment #Iran #IranWar‌ #TrumpSlump
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Isn't it odd how the people who are complaining now about low fertility rates are the exact same people who killed off Aid to Families With Dependent Children (AFDC) and the Child Tax Credit -- and the same ones who tout the racist "Replacement Theory"? #Racism #Trump #Donorrhea #Clownarchy
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#Trump wants to send Afghanis who supported the US to the #Congo. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/w... Is New Guinea closed, or something? This is what he does to allies. Every single thing that #Trump does is mean. Cruel, heartless, mean. Our #SadistInChief #Dicktator #TheDon #Donorrhea #Clownarchy
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Trump Is Said to Be in Talks to Send Afghans Who Aided U.S. Forces to Congo
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#TrumpMedia, despite being boosted by owner Donald #Trump literally night and day, spent $466 for every $1 in revenue: variety.com/2026/digital... Trump will drive #America into national #bankruptcy. #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #TheEndarkenment #Dicktator #TrumpSlump
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Trump Media, Parent of Truth Social, Reports Q1 Sales of $871,000 and $405.9 Million Net Loss
Trump Media and Technology Group, operator of the social media platform Truth Social, reported a massive net loss for the first three months of 2026 -- and less than $1 million in total sales.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
#Rubio gives a football to the #Pope, who is an avid baseball fan: www.yahoo.com/news/article... Maybe #Hegspeth can throw a "Hail Mary" long bomb to the #VirginMary, in Michelangelo's La Pieta. "47, 86, hike!" #Clownarchy #DumbAndDumber #Donorrhea #Trumpocalypse #Trump #Dicktator #PresidentRump
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The Pope Wanted Peace, Marco Rubio Brought a Crystal Football, and the Internet Did the Rest
If you needed a single image to explain the current state of American diplomacy, well, congratulations, the Vatican has already given us one. Secretary of ... Read More
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The reason why we keep seeing worldwide plagues when #Donald #Trump is President is because he IS a plague. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/w... #DonaldtRump #TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #TheDon #Hantavirüs #Hantavirus #ThePlagueIsTrump
nytimes.com
Hantavirus Patients Land in Amsterdam With More Cruise Ship Evacuations Planned
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
We haven't done this badly at warring since the US tried to invade Canada: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/b... Both in real life and in the #MichaelMoore movie. #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #PresidentRump #TheEndarkenment #Iran #IranWar #PriceOfGas #Trump #TrumpSlump
nytimes.com
Attack on French Cargo Ship Highlights Continued Risks in Strait of Hormuz
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Let's put #Trump's ugly mug on a $3 bill. That way, we can all agree that he is "as phony as a $3 bill." And in memorial of that time when gas was $3 a gallon. #Clownarchy #Trumpocalypse #TheEndarkenment #EdifaceComplex #DumpTrump #Donorrhea #DespicableHe #DumbAndEvil
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's time for some civil disobedience. Posting the image below got @jamescomey.bsky.social indicted. Please retweet, a million times. They can't indict us all. #JamesComey #Comey #Trump #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #Trumpocalypse #StupidAndEvil
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Someone needs to tell #Markwayne Moron to lay off the testosterone patches. Also the HGH. Same thing with Pete #Hegseth. Just like Nazi Germany, this whole mob is rife with drug abusers. thehill.com/homenews/adm... #DHS #MarkwayneMullin #Donorrhea #Trumpocalypse #TheTrumpMob #Trump #PresidentRump
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Mullin calls Schumer ‘lying scumbag politician’ amid GOP push to fund DHS
Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin on Thursday blasted Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) by calling him a “lying scumbag politician” amid Senate Republicans’…
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Let me try to boil it down for you: #Trump is dumb and evil. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/u... His two terms in office are Dumb and Dumber. #Clownarchy #Dicktator #PresidentRump #Trumpocalypse #Donorrhea
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Disapproval of Trump Hits Highest Level of His Second Term
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Let me try to explain what is happening with world gas prices. thehill.com/policy/defen... Essentially, #Trump took a dump, a #TrumpDump, in the middle of a parking lot, walked away, and said it was Biden's. That's where we are. #Trumpocalpyse #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #StupidAndEvil
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Why Iran’s grip on the Hormuz Strait will be hard to break
A giant banner hangs on the side of a building in Tehran’s central Enqelab Square declaring, “The Strait of Hormuz will remain closed; the entire Persian Gulf is our hunting ground.” It’s a blaring…
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We're out 15 million bbl. of oil a day. Half of the world economy is being strangled and the other half is suffocating. If there were a third half, it would be buried alive. And Pres. Dumbo wants to build his Arc de Failure. hormuzstraitmonitor.com #Trump #Hormuz #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #DumpTrump
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Strait of Hormuz Live Tracker
Real-time monitoring of the Strait of Hormuz shipping crisis. Ship transits, oil prices, stranded vessels, global trade impact, and crisis timeline.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
55% of all Americans now support impeaching #Trump again. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-04-22... Wait--didn't "someone" write a book about that? www.amazon.com/HIGH-CRIMES-... #WorstPresidentEver #Trumpocalypse #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #StupidAndEvil
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New poll: 55% support impeaching Trump
Support for impeachment rivals levels during Donald Trump's first presidency, when he was impeached twice, and for impeaching Richard Nixon after the Watergate scandal
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Attention, all #MAGAts! Attention, all you #TripleTrumpers! #TuckerCarlson apologized--what are you waiting for? www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/u... #Trump #TrumpSlump #DumpTrump #ThumpTrump #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #PresidentRump #Presidunce
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Tucker Carlson Says He Is ‘Tormented’ by His Past Support for Trump
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
These horrible polls on the #ThiefInChief: www.cnn.com/2026/04/21/p... Could they be an #ActOfGod? Mess with the #Pope? Nope. #Trump #LockHimUpAlready #Clownarchy #Presidunce #Donorrhea #PresidentRump #TrumpocalypseNow
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Analysis: The bottom could be falling out in Trump’s polls | CNN Politics
Twenty years ago, the bottom began to fall out on George W. Bush’s approval ratings due to the Iraq war. President Donald Trump is seeing similar problems with Iran.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
That's three major polls now showing that half of all Americans strongly disapprove of #Trump: apnews.com/article/trum... Come on, other half. Get with it. #TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #ETTTTS #WorstPersonInTheWorld #PresidentRump
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Trump's approval on economy falls in AP-NORC poll, showing new warning signs for president
A new AP-NORC poll finds that President Donald Trump’s approval rating on the economy has slumped over the past month as the Iran war drives prices higher.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
#Russia is making nearly half a billion dollars A DAY from the war with #Iran. Just another example of #Trump kissing #Putin's patootie. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/w... #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #TrumpocalyseNow #ThiefInChief #Dicktator
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Russian Oil Revenues Nearly Doubled in March
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
#Iran will truck oil through #Turkmenistan and maybe #Azerbaijan. I've been to both borders; no real logistical challenges. #Iraq will truck oil through #Jordan. But #SaudiArabia, the #UAE and #Qatar don't have work-arounds like that. #Trumpocalypse #Oil #Clownarchy #Donorrhea
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Dear #TripleTrump-ers: You got fooled by the greatest #conman in history. So did a lot of other people. We all make mistakes, but this one is hurting all of us. This would be a good time to own up to it, cut all of our losses, and dump him. #DoIt #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Trump
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It's #PopeVsDope: www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202... What a cage match: The #LyinKing vs. #TheGoodWord. Just #ExcommunicateTrump, would you please? #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #Trump #Pope
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Pope responds to president’s insults: ‘I have no fear of the Trump administration’
The president wrote that the first U.S.-born pope, who has criticized the Iran war, was “weak” and “terrible” on crime and foreign policy.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
As we all suffer through #TrumpocalypseNow, I'm so proud that the #NYTimes blew the lid off the whole #WaffleHouse #Teleportation scandal. Not. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u... #FakeNews #Trump #Clownarchy #Donorrhea
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No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
These four people just WENT TO THE #MOON, and #Trump can't think of a single thing to talk to them about, other than Wayne #Gretzky. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-crumbl... What. A. Moron. What a self-absorbed fool. #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #StupidAndEvil #EvilAndStupid #DonnyDoofus
thedailybeast.com
Trump Crumbles After Call to Astronauts Hits Awkward Silence
The silence lasted around one full minute.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
#Trump pretends to be a #BAMF, when in fact he is a #DAMF. #Iran #IranWar‌ www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/... #TrumpocalypseNow #LyinKing #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #Presidunce #TrumpIsAChump
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US military threatens to blockade all Iranian ports starting on Monday
Vessels will still be able to transit the Strait of Hormuz to and from non-Iranian ports, says US Central Command.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Let me summarize this #Trump latest move in #Hormuz: ""Do as I say, not as I do. And don't do what I do, but don't do what I wouldn't do, either. Never do not do what I wouldn't not do." Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do. #Iran #Trump #DumbAndEvil #LyinKing #TheEnd
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
#Trump: "No one should EVER block the Strait of Hormuz. That's why I'm doing it!" www.cnn.com/2026/04/12/b... Really bad parenting skills. #TrumpocalypseNow #DonnieDarko #Clownarchy #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Presidunce #TheEndarkenment #ThiefInChief
cnn.com
Why Trump is threatening to blockade a strait that Iran is already blockading | CNN Business
President Donald Trump is threatening to close off the Strait of Hormuz — a crucial waterway that he has repeatedly told Iran must be reopened unconditionally.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is what a psychotic break looks like: www.bbc.com/news/article... The #LyinKing is losing it. Has #Trump been tested for #syphilis ? #Trump #TrumpocalypseNow #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #TheEndarkenment #DumbAndEvil
bbc.com
Trump condemned over threat that Iran's 'civilisation will die'
The UN's chief says he is "deeply troubled" by such statements, as the US president ramps up pressure on Iran to agree a deal to end the war.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is getting boring. The Saudis need to build a 15-million-barrel-a-day pipeline, under the desert, terminating in Salalah, Oman, by the end of the year. The largest infrastructure project in history. Just do it. I'm tired of paying $5 for gas. #Iran #IranWar #Oil #Hormuz #TrumpIsAMoron
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It is hilarious to see #Trump attack other people for their "low IQs." www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u... Trump is the one who puts "more" in "moron". #Trumpocalypse #DonnieDarko #Clownarchy #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Presidunce
nytimes.com
Trump Lashes Out at Prominent Conservatives Over Iran War Criticism
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Two-factor authentication has evolved into four-factor authentication, and it's getting worse all the time. A modest proposal: every time someone forces me to use #2FA, they have to pay me $5. Does that seem fair? #ModernLife #IAmNotABot #EnoughAlready www.reddit.com/r/opinionnon...
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Took the words right out of my mouth.... #Trump #Epstein #Melania #Donorrhea #Dicktator #Clownarchy #LockHimUpAlready theonion.com/melania-trum...
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Oh, you meant YOUR 10-point peace plan? I thought you meant OUR 10-point peace plan -- even though we don't have one." www.bbc.com/news/article... #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #StupidIsAsStupidDoes #TrumpocalypseNow #TheEndarkenment #PresidentRump #Dicktator #Presidunce #Trump #Iran
bbc.com
Iran's foreign minister says there are no negotiations with US
Trump says he is talking to "the right people" in Iran, but Tehran says no such negotiations are being held.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is the actual statement by #Iran regarding what was "agreed": www.middleeasteye.net/news/full-te... Basically, Iran is announcing that it got everything it wanted, and the US got nothing. That's what Iran says the agreement says. In other words, #TACO #Trump #TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea
middleeasteye.net
Full text of Iran's National Security Council statement on ceasefire
Tehran claims victory, outlines 10-point plan and confirms talks with US in Islamabad
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
#Trump on #Iran: "I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there--she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her. I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."
bbc.com
US election: Full transcript of Donald Trump's obscene videotape
The full transcript of the conversation between Donald Trump and a TV host in 2005 in which the US presidential candidate made obscene comments about women.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Five takeaways from the #Trump #Iran speech: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/u... (1) He doesn't know what he's doing. (2) He does not know what to do. (3) He knows not what he does. (4) He's a clownish fool. (5) He's a foolish clown. #TrumpocalypseNow #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #ThiefInChief
nytimes.com
5 Takeaways From Trump’s Address on Iran
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I once said that I could see the blood dripping from #DickCheney 's teeth, but Pete #Kegsbreath is way beyond that. The Secretary for Racism is drenched in blood. www.thedailybeast.com/insiders-tea... #PeteHegseth #AllTheWorstPeople #Donorrhea #TrumpocalyseNow #Dicktatorship #Clownarchy
thedailybeast.com
Insiders Tear Into ‘Hated’ Pentagon Pete After Deranged War Rants
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has become increasingly bloodthirsty.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Dear #PresidentRump : The #Artemis crew to the #Moon includes a woman, an African-American and a Canadian. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis... Knowing you, you'll probably issue an Executive Odor to make them turn back. #Trump #Presidunce #WorstPersonInTheWorld #Trumpocalypse #Donorrhea #Dicktator
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Artemis II - Wikipedia
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Notice how, at the #SupremeCourt, #Trump listened only to his own lawyer, not to both sides. Trump listens only to himself, on those rare occasions when he can remember what he just said. www.cnn.com/2026/04/01/p... #Dicktator #Presidunce #Clownarchy #TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea #PrinceOfLies
cnn.com
Why Trump might regret his historic visit to the Supreme Court | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump bulldozed yet another longstanding norm of American government on Wednesday by becoming the first modern president to attend an oral argument of the Supreme Court.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
On Wednesday, I paid $6/gal. for #gas, we launched 4 people toward the #Moon for the first time in 50+ years, and #Trump tried to steal #citizenship from 40,000,000 Americans due to their parentage--something that they surely had no control over. www.cnn.com/2026/04/01/p... #Presidunce #Clownarchy
cnn.com
Why Trump might regret his historic visit to the Supreme Court | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump bulldozed yet another longstanding norm of American government on Wednesday by becoming the first modern president to attend an oral argument of the Supreme Court.
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The #WorstPersonInTheWorld fires the third-worst person in the world: www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04... I'll tell you this: no one will ever lie for #Trump, kiss up to him and cover up for him any better than #PamBondi has. As in #TrumpUniversity Pam #Bondi. Trump is firing all the women. #Donorrhea
nytimes.com
Trump Administration Live Updates: Bondi Fired as Attorney General
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Alan Grayson @alangrayson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
#JFC Are we all going to have to pay through the nose for gas, forever, just because Donald #Trump can't #President properly? www.wsj.com/world/middle... #TrumpocalypseNow #TheDon #Donarchy #Donorrhea #TACO #TheWorstPersonInTheWorld #Dicktator #PresidentRump
wsj.com
Exclusive | Trump Tells Aides He’s Willing to End War Without Reopening Hormuz
Administration officials assess that forcing the waterway back open would mean extending the military mission
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