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Alan Gooner

@alangooner.bsky.social
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Arsenal, cycling and beer.

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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No matter what happens this season there will be an * The league should not have kicked off before this was sorted!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not for a long time sadly!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Merino warming up for a run at striker again 😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, I am talking to the cardiologist. At this time they said it’s mild and not frequent enough for an ablation. It’s in my future though 😊
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Might have broke myself today. Unseasonably hot today, around 60 miles my HR blew up. Seems an AFIB attack. Was aiming for 100 miles but fell just short. Not going to beat myself up about it. I have to learn how to live with AFIB 😊
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What have city done, did I miss something 😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why are we being forced to pay for the NEWS. All websites now are asking for a subscription and most are paywalled. CNN, Reuters, Associated Press, NBC Now, CBS and even the BBC. Can anyone explain why we need to pay for basic news 🤷‍♂️
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spuds and Shitty players distracting from 114 is priceless!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So it's only 114 from now on then?
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m 65. I know more ABBA songs than Beatles songs. ABBA > Beatles 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mmmm Red underwear isn’t working anymore, need to find my next lucky something 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Didn’t watch it had a bad feeling. Went for a big ride instead. Regardless, I am fine with whatever happens this season. Most calm I’ve been in years. And why are you commenting on a 4 month old post 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Morgan Rogers is a great player but too ugly for Arsenal. He moved to Chelsea knowing Palmer was uglier than himself just to pump up his ego 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What's going on with Cole Palmer's hair. A new version of the Bobby Charlton sweep over, the sweep forward 😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can we just have like Chelsea, Yeah we cheated but it was the other guy's fault not ours. I am 100% fine with the words "Yes we Cheated" and "Yes the EPL fucked up". We will never get our titles and even if we did how the fuck do we celebrate. Lets end this 115 shit now and fire every PL Top Ex..
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t have a problem with it being called out, it’s the way he did it that bothered me.
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arsenal have played 6 competitive games this season. Won all 6 with a goal difference of 11, 12 for and 1 against. Morgan Rogers what was you thinking, you missed your calling and we wont come back for you. Villa Mentality, Enjoy!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not sure I like that Arteta did a Pep today. Was it or was it not a penalty is debatable but really did not like Arteta's combative interview. If we lost I can see his disappointment but this wasn't cool, we won. Chill please Mikel!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s not the shirt, it’s the red underwear. 😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
100% the Rices, Ricci the goalkeeper would go wandering 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pleased we never signed Vinni, shades of Martinelli wasteful. In the EPL he would have been worse than Nelli.
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The bias is so blatant and I’m loving it. Piss off you whinny little twats, nadder about Palmer’s two fouls that should have seen red 🤦‍♂️
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Google at what point were we top to drop the second? We came from 3rd at the start of the game to 2nd. And I watched the game on Direct TV and they insisted the score was 1-2. 🤣
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Brilliant 😂
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why can't an assist be a dummy? The step over was dirty and Tzolis should insist the assist goes to Kai. 😀
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
By my calculations Shitty have spent $800m since January. Yeah I am getting pissed that the PL has done nothing about it. 🤷‍♂️
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
115%
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Congrats!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Might be biased but zero goals against after goal difference is a better indication of who is better 🤔
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fair play you did call the score but not so much the smash and grab. I thought we were worthy winners and Maatsen should have had two reds and a penalty on Bruno. 😊
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Blue kit 2-0 pleasing Tattoo is fake, too old for tats 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We won with the classic scoreline and that is pleasing. Bruno was fouled by maatsen so a penalty. Maatsen should have had at least 4 yellow cards. We never looked like conceding. Refs still treat us differently. We are Arsenal!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Technically you sort of did 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
10 mins 🤷‍♂️
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How many fouls has the prick had?
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ahh then that would be 0-1 😀
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Half empty I see 😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Blue kit is 1-0, so hoping for 2-0 after today. #COYG
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think we will do incredible this season but if we don’t I am also fine with it. I wouldn’t swap what 115 achieved for one moment we have achieved. We are a class football club and that is enough for me.
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Someone else agrees youtube.com/shorts/xqavG...
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😂🚀 MATHYS TEL WITH THE WORST FREE-KICK EVER?! #football #footballshorts #premierleague #shorts
YouTube video by World Cup Zone
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nice 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Worzel Gummidge coming on for the Toon!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Greatest Spurs free kick, EVER 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’ve blotted out that he ever played for us 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The draw looks tough but the bright side is if we get through the group stage we should avoid Real and Bayern until around the Quarters or Semis if I remember what happened last season. So maybe better getting a tough group stage 😀
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What’s the time Declan? £1/2 million 😳
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Quick loop before the rain!
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