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Alan Gooner

@alangooner.bsky.social
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Arsenal, cycling and beer.

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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Might have broke myself today. Unseasonably hot today, around 60 miles my HR blew up. Seems an AFIB attack. Was aiming for 100 miles but fell just short. Not going to beat myself up about it. I have to learn how to live with AFIB 😊
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What have city done, did I miss something 😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why are we being forced to pay for the NEWS. All websites now are asking for a subscription and most are paywalled. CNN, Reuters, Associated Press, NBC Now, CBS and even the BBC. Can anyone explain why we need to pay for basic news 🤷‍♂️
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spuds and Shitty players distracting from 114 is priceless!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So it's only 114 from now on then?
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m 65. I know more ABBA songs than Beatles songs. ABBA > Beatles 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mmmm Red underwear isn’t working anymore, need to find my next lucky something 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Morgan Rogers is a great player but too ugly for Arsenal. He moved to Chelsea knowing Palmer was uglier than himself just to pump up his ego 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What's going on with Cole Palmer's hair. A new version of the Bobby Charlton sweep over, the sweep forward 😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arsenal have played 6 competitive games this season. Won all 6 with a goal difference of 11, 12 for and 1 against. Morgan Rogers what was you thinking, you missed your calling and we wont come back for you. Villa Mentality, Enjoy!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not sure I like that Arteta did a Pep today. Was it or was it not a penalty is debatable but really did not like Arteta's combative interview. If we lost I can see his disappointment but this wasn't cool, we won. Chill please Mikel!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s not the shirt, it’s the red underwear. 😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pleased we never signed Vinni, shades of Martinelli wasteful. In the EPL he would have been worse than Nelli.
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The bias is so blatant and I’m loving it. Piss off you whinny little twats, nadder about Palmer’s two fouls that should have seen red 🤦‍♂️
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Google at what point were we top to drop the second? We came from 3rd at the start of the game to 2nd. And I watched the game on Direct TV and they insisted the score was 1-2. 🤣
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why can't an assist be a dummy? The step over was dirty and Tzolis should insist the assist goes to Kai. 😀
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Might be biased but zero goals against after goal difference is a better indication of who is better 🤔
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We won with the classic scoreline and that is pleasing. Bruno was fouled by maatsen so a penalty. Maatsen should have had at least 4 yellow cards. We never looked like conceding. Refs still treat us differently. We are Arsenal!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
10 mins 🤷‍♂️
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Blue kit is 1-0, so hoping for 2-0 after today. #COYG
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Worzel Gummidge coming on for the Toon!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Greatest Spurs free kick, EVER 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The draw looks tough but the bright side is if we get through the group stage we should avoid Real and Bayern until around the Quarters or Semis if I remember what happened last season. So maybe better getting a tough group stage 😀
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What’s the time Declan? £1/2 million 😳
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Quick loop before the rain!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So far I am liking the attack of EPL title😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Brady hair bunch 😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Coventry are better than City, took us 15 times longer to score 😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Arsenals last 3 title defenses have finished in 2nd place finishes. That’s three 2nd places in a row and we all know what happened when we last had 3 runners up #COYG 😊
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Looks like Odegaard has finally shaved. Goals galore this half 😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
55+ years an Arsenal supporter, I think I would stop if this shit happened, not joking. I feel really bad for Liverpool fans. I hope they give this twat a Merseyside welcome!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ordered the blue away shirt, they sent me two in separate packages. One has Champions 26 on the back. To be honest the gold on the blue looks awful, maybe just getting rid of them 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don't want wholesale changes. I would prefer we get players for the future. Swapping Gyokeres for Alveraz no thank you. Bruno G whilst good but is 28 going on 29, lets stick with MLS and Ethan. Vini oh please no, this is not what Arsenal are about, we make superstars we don't buy them.
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sack Tuchel regardless of this result!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Tuchel why did you take Rice off and not pay Saka. It's a nothing game but it is also obvious that we self imploded because of poor managerial decisions. #FRUSTRATING
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have Ziggy on...
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Come on England, lets do it for Simon! Yeah I went there 😉
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just want to see the Mr T dance, Please!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Spain have conceded. Someone call Neo to fix the matrix!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He is the GOAT!
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The funniest thing about the red card being suspended, he is appealing for someone who he wants not to be a citizen 😂
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
England should have taken Max, they would at least have been assured of winning something 😜
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Damn this is spooky, May 31st 2025 and 2026. Can’t say I’m not consistent 😊
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Season over, I can finally wash my shirt, was a smig whiffy today 😊
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No red cards 2025/26 in any game and an EPL record in a 38 game season. Played 59 games lost 7 times. Went through the CL not losing a game even though we didn’t lift the trophy. Conceded zero penalties in the EPL and a max of 3 all season maybe less. So proud ♥️
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
PSG are falling, Timber 🤭
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My daughter just gave me this photo she found. She has no clue the significance of it. Summer of 2004 😊
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Alan Gooner @alangooner.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Remember the Arsenal!
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