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Alana Kinrich

@alanakinrich.medsky.social
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“Some entitled little shit ER doc” 👩🏻‍⚕️, queer 🏳️‍🌈, home cook 🍳, sometimes dancer 🩰, cat person 🐱, lover of swishy skirts and warm sweaters 👗. My opinions are not my employer's. she/her

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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 25/09/2026
And my response:
A screenshot of my post on nextdoor which says: 
"Hi neighbor! I'm the woman with the young toddler from last night. I'd like to set the record straight: 
1. He was not incessantly screaming. He was actually quite happy pretty much the whole time. But he’s a baby, and it’s not possible to keep them silent for two hours. 
2. I had a large amount of toys and snacks, which I was constantly providing him. 
3. After Julie and Bella both harassed me in the main room I moved out to the foyer, where we spent most of the evening. They then continued to harass me out there, including physically pushing me while I was holding my baby. I raised my voice to get Bella to stop touching me. I’d say that was the biggest distraction of the night. 
4. I couldn’t leave my baby at home because my husband was sitting on the Berkeley fire commission at that same time.
5. Babies are human beings, as are their parents. Young families deserve to be well informed and have a say in our political process. 
6. I am endlessly grateful to those folks who offered a smile, played peek-a-boo, and were otherwise actually helpful, rather than actively harmful to me and my baby. 
Hope that helps!
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 25/09/2026
To any reasonable person who does not want to log into nextdoor, this is what the thread about me looked like: 
A screenshot from Nextdoor that is so incredibly offensive in so many words that I really can't bear typing it all out. 
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's decorative candle season, motherfuckers. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
A new decorative candle, just lit, with a glass holder in a gold leaf pattern
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who the fuck told the Trump administration about effective altruism? Like, where did this even come from? 
A tweet from the "Department of War" that sates "The United States will never be an effective altruist country" and has a creepy bad mashup photo of Trump with his fist raised, the pentagon building, and the slogan "Americanism, not effective altruism!"
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 29/06/2026
Got to spend all of last week up at Fallen Leaf Lake. It's one of the most beautiful regions in the world.
A lake at dusk, with trees in the middle ground, medium sized mountains on each side, and big mountains in the distance. Fluffy clouds are dramatically lit by the setting sun.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 23/05/2026
Love that! Mine also has a separate ring jacket around a more classic engagement ring, and I think it's so fun and unique.
Close up of an engagement/wedding ring combo on my finger. The engagement ring has a round center diamond flanked by pear shaped sapphires. It sits within a ring jacket meant to look like leaves, made of tiny round diamonds and marquis sapphires. The overall effect is a touch whimsical, like something a fancy dryad would wear.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 07/05/2026
Two of my favorite nurses came in early today and have been going absolutely crazy with a glue gun and fake roses.
A large sign that spells out "talk derby to me" in gold balloons, with the ER in the word derby highlighted in red, to indicate the emergency room. It is flanked by a large number of fake red roses, gold horseshoes, and black and white checkered flags
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 07/05/2026
The theme of our nurses week is evidently the Kentucky Derby, and they made a horse…
An utterly bizarre and nearly inexplicable version of a horse made out of an obstetrical examination gurney and various materials found around the emergency room. My favorite part is the wrist restraints made into stirrups.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 20/03/2026
Happy match day! Happy Ostara! Eid Mubarak! It's spring everywhere, and it's springing all over.
A bush of orange California poppies in full bloom Fluffy pink blossoms on the otherwise bare branches of a nectarine tree
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 20/03/2026
Happy Ostara!
A bush of orange California poppies, in full bloom
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 13/03/2026
Casually walking along the Strait of Hormuz (Seriously, I went camping in Oman's Musandam peninsula in 2011)
Alana in a black tshirt and rolled up jeans, walking along the beach with her feet in the water. A large ship is visible in the distance, with mountains beyond it.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 12/02/2026
It's a powder day!! Six inches overnight and still going...
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 28/01/2026
I know breastmilk changes to the baby's needs, but I have no idea what is going on that has made my morning milk lime green. I'm not sick, baby is not sick, no significant change in my diet. It was the same color yesterday morning as well, but normal cream color last night, as pictured. So weird.
Two baby bottles with breastmilk: the one on the left is cream colored, and the one on the right is pale lime green colored
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 31/12/2025
2025 was the year I became a mom, so for that alone it will remain one of the best years of my life.
Alana in profile, wearing a red dress and snuggling a tiny newborn baby with dark hair. They are seated in a green hospital chair. Alana and her mother, both wearing long floral dresses, together cradling a newborn baby wrapped in a white blanket A gathering of people in a synagogue, wearing talits in front of an unrolled torah. A small baby wearing a blue jacket is laid down onto the torah. Everyone is gazing at him lovingly including his parents, grandparents, and friends. A portrait of Theo, Alana, and their baby sleeping in a carrier on her chest. Behind them is the blue of the ocean and sky.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 20/11/2025
Today in being a Doctor Mom: taking a meeting on tissue and transfusion quality metrics at my favorite local coffee shop while baby sleeps in a carrier. Wish every work meeting were this nice.
Selfie of Alana, a white woman with brown curly hair and glasses, wearing headphones and a baby carrier. The back of the baby's head is visible.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 05/11/2025
I recently made an apple pie with green apples from our backyard tree, while watching Great British Bake Off, and it was so seasonal and lovely. Also made crust for three more pies and froze it, so it's available for the next ones!
An unbaked lattice top apple pie, sitting on a wooden butcher block counter, with a laptop showing great British Bake off in the backgroundA golden baked lattice top apple pie, sitting on the stove to cool, with a burgundy tea kettle in the background
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 19/10/2025
We were there! This was my favorite sign.
A strawberry blonde dog wearing a yellow sign that says PAID PROTESTER
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 18/10/2025
Case in point: baby's protest march outfit
A baby in a black shirt that says: 
Science is real
Women's rights are human rights
Black lives matter 
News isn't fake 
No human is illegal 
Love is love 
Kindness is everything I'm holding the same baby from the back, wearing tan colored pants that have a cartoon image of a frog on the butt
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 11/10/2025
Do you have a ride-or-die favorite? Mine is Stila's In the Light. I fell in love with gold and bronze shadows with this palette, and I've never gone back.
An eyeshadow palette of 10 colors, ranging from pale champagne to warm gold/bronze/browns to a soft black
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 29/09/2025
Last ballet class at 22.5 weeks pregnant, first ballet class at 10.5 weeks postpartum!
Two side-by-side images of Alana in a burgundy leotard and gray bottoms, standing in a ballet studio in the same position. Her proportions change from pregnant on the left to postpartum on the right.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 20/09/2025
Wanting a pretty ring is so valid! I told my husband to ask my mom for a family/inherited diamond (which I knew was available) and then he had his uncle who is a jeweler make it into a new ring with my birthstone and personal touches. I adore it.
Wedding jewelry and a gold pocket watch My hand with diamond and sapphire engagement and wedding rings, plus a chunky sapphire ring that used to be my grandmother's
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 16/09/2025
My father told me that all babies look like Winston Churchill, but my baby looks particularly like Winston Churchill.
A black-and-white portrait of Winston Churchill, with his classic jowls and scowl
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 20/08/2025
This is my 38 year old beloved stuffie! His name is Best Bear. He looks a bit better than he used to because last year as a gift my mother and husband conspired to send him to a teddy bear hospital. He got new stuffing and a good cleaning, as well as fixing up his nose that had been worn down.
A somewhat worn brown teddy bear with a cream colored hoodie, seated on a pale aqua armchair
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 20/08/2025
It’s a beast! Did my best with the screenshots.
UpToDate hyponatremia flowsheet part 1UpToDate hyponatremia flowsheet part 2UpToDate hyponatremia flowsheet part 3
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 17/08/2025
We decided not to post his face on the Internet, but this baby basically looks like Winston Churchill
Black and white portrait of Winston Churchill
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 17/08/2025
Haha I have no idea! He’s a woodworker so he makes all sorts of things for me out of wood. The most impressive thing he’s made recently was a mahogany built-in bar with a curved front, marble counter, eight drawers, and a paneled wine fridge. Took almost six months!
A built in mahogany bar with drawers flanking a wine fridge
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 17/08/2025
Treasuring every day with this little love. So excited to be his mama forever. Incredible photography by Alyse Panitz, www.alysepanitz.com
Portrait of Alana, a white woman with long curly hair in a red dress, looking at the camera and smiling while holding a small baby in a blue onesie over her shoulderPortrait of Alana, a white woman with long curly hair in a red dress, holding a small baby in a blue onesie over her shoulder. She has her eyes closed as she snuggles into the baby.Portrait of Theo, a white man with glasses and a beard, and wearing a blue button-down shirt, as he changes the diaper of a small baby. They are backlit by a large window behind them.Portrait of Theo and Alana, sitting on a green velvet couch, holding a small baby in a blue onesie over his shoulder.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 10/08/2025
Hallo from my little potato to yours!
A very small baby being held face-down over a man’s forearm, with his face smushed into the crook of his elbow.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 27/07/2025
I live too far to see them, so I posit this antidote to toxic masculinity: @theogordon.bsky.social wearing our baby in a wrap, while making homemade sushi for dinner, on a cutting board that he made from scratch.
A white man with a beard and glasses, wearing a gray wrap sling with a very small baby tucked inside it, using a large Japanese cleaver to cut sushi rolls. The cutting board is made of various different species of wood, forming stripes.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 18/07/2025
Okay, so I am also very excited to announce that our baby boy is finally here! We are all happy and healthy, now at home as a family of three. And also, that sushi and champagne was incredibly delicious.
A portrait of our new family of three: my husband Theo, and I are looking at each other, and our tiny baby is wrapped up in our arms.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 18/07/2025
I am extremely excited to announce… that I got to have sushi and champagne for dinner tonight!
A platter of nigiri sushi and rolls, accompanied by a bottle and tall stemmed glass of Veuve Clicquot champagne.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 14/07/2025
Very normal! I learned at least as much in my first six months as an attending as I did in any given six months of residency. Ask your colleagues for help and advice!
Meme of a sad looking orange kitten with the words: “The horrifying moment when you are looking for an attending but then you realize you are an attending. So you look for a smarter attending. Someone is successfully attending. The attendier attending.”
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 11/07/2025
I rotated at CHLA where a lot of celebrities visit. Walking down a long hall towards some guy flanked by men in suits. As we got closer I realized I was looking up and up and up at him… it was Pau Gasol who was on the Lakers at the time. I told him I had a dog named after him, which was true.
A fawn colored elderly pug sitting on a wood floor with one back leg extended. His name is Pao.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 06/07/2025
This is always a mood
A meme of a sad looking kitten with the words: “That horrifying moment when you are looking for an attending but then you realize you are an attending. So you look for a smarter attending. Someone successfully attending. The Attendier Attending.”
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 01/07/2025
As a patient myself today, I’m thinking of all those who will lose their healthcare with this bill. Of the decreased access, increased crowding, and life changing costs. It’s shameful. I’m so sad and frustrated. This will reverberate in both expected and unexpected ways.
Selfie in a blue hospital gown and bouffant cap with hospital equipment on the wall behind me
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 18/06/2025
Worked my last shift, officially on maternity leave, and back at one of my favorite places in the whole world. My hands and feet are so swollen, but life is so good.
Part of a lake, with a small pine tree in the foreground, a little dock, and across the lake a ridge line covered in trees
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 23/05/2025
They’ve decorated the break room already and I’m just so touched. I don’t think they even knew that green leaves and gold was our wedding theme…
A workplace break room, decorated with a large poster and tablecloth saying “oh BABY“ in shades of green, gold, and white, with decorative balloons on either side
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 20/05/2025
Incredibly sweet when the ED nurses/techs want to throw you a baby shower, even when you object that you absolutely don’t need presents from them, and they bully you into allowing them to celebrate you anyways. I get a staff potluck on Friday!
A printed sign announcing a baby shower for Dr. Alana Kinrich and Theo Gordon, with a handwritten sign-up list of what people are going to bring
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 02/05/2025
I get to sit in the special seats on BART!
A pregnant woman with glasses, an oversized flannel, and black pants, sitting in the lime green designated BART train seats with signage about how these are reserved for people with disabilities such as pregnant people
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 22/04/2025
He’s cooking! And excited for cute knit clothes. 🥰
Mirror selfie of a man and a woman: he is bald with a beard and wearing a floral shirt and light blue jacket. She is visibly pregnant, wearing a black floral dress and a grey coat.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 02/04/2025
This is what I’m imagining
Screenshot from the TV show Severence, with actress Gwendoline Christie wearing a thick black dress, her mouth smeared with blood, and carrying a pure white baby goat.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 31/03/2025
I am like you! When we bought this house, everything was renter-white and sterile. My husband added all of the trim and we painted the whole room a beautiful dark green. Bringing some character back into our 1912 house.
Photograph of a living room with dark green walls, green and gray velvet sofas, and a brown leather chair.Photograph of a fireplace with dark green walls. The mantelpiece has a framed papercut art, a wooden Thai Buddhist statue, and two glass water dispensers.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 31/03/2025
A few months ago, I ordered one pair of maternity figs scrubs because they were on sale. I wore them for the first time today, and I regret to inform myself that they are the most comfortable things ever and I want a million more sets.
Selfie of a pregnant white woman in burgundy scrubs and glasses, with the clutter of a messy house behind her
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 20/03/2025
I took a ballet class at 22 weeks pregnant and now I’m so tired that I’m noping out of cooking dinner. But it felt good while I was there! Except for the arch of my right foot which kept cramping. I never had great feet for ballet, even when I was dancing 9 hours a week.
Selfie in the mirror of a ballet studio, with a white woman wearing a red leotard and loose grey pants, standing in a crossed tendu front position. She has a second trimester pregnant belly.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 13/03/2025
Oooh I like this game! I’ll play.
A partial view of the treasury at Petra, framed by the dark walls of the canyon that leads to the site.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 13/03/2025
Getting in one last ski day on Friday because it should be an epic powder day. Bad news: my normal ski pants no longer fit my pregnant belly. Good news: this epic jumpsuit does! (and yes my obgyn said I could ski. I’m a quite a good skier and I’ll be cautious.)
Mirror selfie of a smiling white woman with a medium sized pregnant belly wearing a ridiculous silver onesie jumpsuit with pink fur trim
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 06/03/2025
Ooof, @emilykmay.bsky.social this hit me deep. I spent so many years explaining, excusing, tiptoeing around his moods… I deserved so much better. And now I have it, and I’m so grateful.
A screenshot from Twitter by Emily May that reads “highly recommend having a partner where you don’t have to run a PR campaign to explain why they’re behaving like that.”
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 05/03/2025
I have a strong and consistent use of the color teal in all its forms. Further example, my feet at present:
Looking down at my feet with dark teal scrubs, sneakers, and socks that are all vaguely the same color
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 05/03/2025
Sometimes I put together a collection of objects that I picked independently from each other and then it makes me laugh at how predictable I am.
A pale aqua scrub hat with pink clouds, a pink and aqua pen, and an aqua traveling mug, all the same colors and sitting on a white desk.
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Alana Kinrich @alanakinrich.medsky.social · 16/02/2025
No you were right the first time! Maybe they re-used last year’s pride design. I think it’s one of the better college leos I’ve seen this year.
UCLA gymnasts wearing blue leotards with a rainbow mosaic-like pattern.
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