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✨Alana✨

@alanafromkc.bsky.social
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Not your mom, but someone’s mom. I probably know more about pork than you. 🐷🔥🥓

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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
😭😭😭
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
😭😭😭
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Yall know the new term from the youth: GOON?
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
If you go see the new Avatar movie and you need an alcoholic drink, a 32oz Tank 7 will suffice. But it would be better if it were a 36-40oz. Happy NYE!! Be safe everyone!! 🎆🎇
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I hope everyone has been having lovely last days of 2025.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Young Ray Liotta was hot. 😬 Was he a terrible person though???
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Just a 41 YO woman.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
#goodfellas
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Also. “‘‘Twas the fight before Christmas” on Apple TV is crazy. And I bet the Ma*a losers are EATING IT UP, just frothing at the mouth over this guy.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Off until Jan 5 - I feel like this may be about the same feeling of the first cigarette drag while saying “I needed this”
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Merry Christmas Eve!!
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Trump is trash.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Haha thank you!!
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Ouch!
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Thank you!!!
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I’m 41 today!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
These jurors are why women don’t report shit!!! Are you fucking serious right now!!!
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Has anyone else watched this Sean Combs The Reckoning yet?! I neeeeed someone to talk to about it - especially him being this mastermind behind Tupac & Big’s murders. ALSO - 50 Cent on these press tours is cracking me up!!! “This is the best documentary I ever seen” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
70 years ago today, Rosa Parks was arrested after refusing to surrender her bus seat to a white passenger.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Today wasn’t too terrible. I don’t want to be around large groups of people for a while though.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Lol it’s the thought that counts.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Yoko looks like she was a sweetie pie!!
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The kids were home earlier and my husband is home, so it’s not like I’m the only warm body around. They have options! Lol
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The cats have been GLUED to me all day. I bet they wish this kind of day would never end!! I feel the same way :)
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Going Black Friday shopping tomorrow because my girlie requested to. Send all the good vibes.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Being the mom I wish I had is so healing. I love my kids and I can never imagine treating them the way mine did me.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This morning my day was a 7/10, I didn’t sleep well & then I burned my forehead with my curling iron. But after I picked my girlie pop up from after school to drop off at her dad’s, my day is 10/10. I live for the tea she tells me, but when her friends want to tell me the tea y’all I am LOCKED IN
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Took all the Halloween decor down and brought all the Christmas decor inside (not putting up yet but it is inside). Super nice day!
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The Beast In Me is a wild ride.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The sunshine hitting this spot is just so beautiful to me.
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Dianne Dupuis @iamfreetobeme.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Omg not the blind man!!!! #Frankenstein
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The food was great!
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Last night was fun.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
As long as I have something in my tummy, I’m good. But I had only had coffee, granola bites, & a donut so my body was not happy. And saaaame!!! No rollercoasters for me either! Or reading in the car 🙃
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It is the worst! I could barely eat lunch. Shakey & sweaty for the rest of the day :(
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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Some pics from today. In between me wanting to throw up from the terrible car sickness I got when I rode with someone to lunch. I wanted to dieeeee
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Some pics from today.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Made some chili & crispy pork belly today. Going to go grab stuff to make some bahn mi with the pork belly!
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Vibe Street
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Nailed it.
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
What is going on Saturday that I can wear my costume at?
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Too many Americans either didn’t care or didn’t believe. Hopefully they do now.👇
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
It is National Cat Day!!! Let’s see all those sweet kitties!!!!!
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Don’t mind if I do! The sweetest of all sweeties. Rose doesn’t meow, only when she has a toy in her mouth & she wants to play after we’ve gone to bed. Cosmo is a YAPPER!!!! But he only yaps with me & my daughter lol Their cuddles are the best ❤️
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✨Alana✨ @alanafromkc.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Does anyone have 13 folding chairs we could borrow next weekend? OR know of a place we can rent 13 chairs from that isn’t going to be 100+$
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