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Alana B. Sedated

@alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
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🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 Pro theatre kid. Cheesemancer. Fetid moppet. Highly abortable. Jester of @splatspokane.org ☠️ NO AI. FOR ANYTHING. EVER. EVERY PROMPT IS A LINK IN THE CHAIN THAT BINDS YOU. ☠️ Thoughts are mine and do not necessarily reflect any orgs I work with.

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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 1h
Ruin a book by adding a word. White Pride and Prejudice
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I did the Amazon "about you" thing, a little scared of what I would find. And... nothing. Despite being a customer for 23 years, they have surmised absolutely nothing about me. I must be doing something right.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm too lazy to look this up, but I just sort of assume that all the chicken finger places compete on queer hate as much as the flavor of their chicken. Am I right about this, or is that exclusive to Chik-Fil-A?
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Its called frequency. Maybe you've hertz of it.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a shame that pseudoscience grifters are such a thing these days, but watching folks like @gutsickgibbon.bsky.social debunk them is truly a joy. m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vu0...
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No, Vox Day's AI-Generated Books Did Not Debunk Evolution
YouTube video by Gutsick Gibbon
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CMU is building a campus in Miami, thanks to a $3B gift from Citadel CEO Ken Griffin. Florida is a no-go state for many queer people, and the state has some very invasive laws limiting universities' LGBTQ+/DEI policies. As a trans alumna, I'll be curious to see how they navigate this.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have an idea for a game about an HVAC repairman. It's gonna be called Duct Hunt. You laugh, but remember that Mario was a plumber.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This iced-coffee-at-a-job-interview debate seems to have originated with Kai Ryssdal, the man with perhaps the most punchable voice in public radio. I'm sure he's a fine person—at least as NPR hosts go—but his take sure does align with his smug finance bro voice.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wish streaming music services had a toggle that would exempt whatever you're listening to from impacting your feed. An integral part of my work is listening to musicals, often on repeat, for days on end. Sometimes I don't even like the shows. When I'm not working I'd like to get away from them.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No notes. Happy 9/25!
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DC's ATC will soon be run by AI, but furries are the real terror in the skies. 🙄 P.S. I guarantee that Sen. Potatoville is correct that furries are flying planes and serving you drinks. But so fucking what?
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The only reason a dem would ever want to trans their kids would be to prove their centrist bonafides by denying them health care, bathroom access, and sports.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mah gorl. I'm so proud of her! She absolutely deserved this honor. Spokane has never seen an advovate for the arts as dedicated as @slimecloud.bsky.social Her advovacy is truly a thing of wonder. #artsadvovacy #spokanearts
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Its canon that Kurzon got fucked to death. How have I missed this for the last 30 years?
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The MacBook arrived today. I did the most important thing first and adorned it with all the requisite stickers. Then I logged into it and just kinda stared for a while. I know how Macs work, of course, but I found somewhat paralyzed with disbelief that I actually own one of these things.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I appreciate the younger generations' willingness to cut through the "sacredness" of 9/11. Sure, 3,000 people died in a horrific attack, but those deaths were used as justification for so much more death and suffering.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Waiting to see if the next few years are more Idiocracy or more Matrix sure is a thing.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dick's can eat... itself.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today, after 3+ years of really really needing a new laptop, I ordered a new laptop. It's a mid-spec MacBook Pro. This is huge. I have had at least one foot in the Microsoft ecosystem since IBM PC-DOS version 2.10. Other than an iPod, I have never owned an Apple product.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Outing myself as a Knight Rider fan is a big step. I mean, it's objectively a terrible show. For some reason I just can't help myself. I have good taste, I swear!
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Peter Cullen occupied a tiny, dusty little corner of my brain, but he was there nonetheless. I was a Transformers kid just like everyone else my age, but the show that stuck with me—for better or for worse—was Knight Rider.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The tenderqueers don't get it at all. Frank N. Furter was a complex character. He had some genuinely horrible things about him, but his queerness wasn't one of them. Not even from the standpoint of those who took him down. 🧵
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The whippersnappers can STFU about RHPS being trans misogynistic, at least for today. It's problematic, sure, but it was still a big part of my queer awakening. And I know that's true for thousands of other people across multiple generations.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Even smiling makes my face ache.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why? Why?? Why not the 80-year-old that everyone WANTS to die??
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The general-purpose handyperson is poised to make a major comeback. People who can keep old stuff working and hack "smart" gadgets into dumb ones are about to be in serious demand.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can't get my own mother to stop playing Wordle, but FWIW...
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i don't need AI to be productive. i do it the old fashioned way, by neglecting my relationships and physical health
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Having a celebratory end-of-season drink at the 3-Legged Marmot, where Bijou used to be. They sodt-opened yesterday. So far so good.
A sign reading "3-Legged Marmot, in red spray paint over white (with the damask of the old Bijou sign bleeding through) stands against the western early evening sky. In the background is a white apartment building, some trees, and a train trestle bathed in the light of sunset.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I need a new laptop. Windows is a hard "no" for privacy/security reasons, but I need Bluebeam (Windows-only) for what I do. It's a very powerful PDF editor that can markup drawings in scale, do takeoffs, among many other things. Suggestions for good alternatives?
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi! I'm Alana B. Sedated's appendix! I'm so excited to meet you, I could just burst!!
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've been noticing that employers/businesses/orgs have been quietly dropping "gender identity" from their EEO/diversity statements. Cool cool.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Feeling like the baby being thrown out with the bathwater with regard to the navel gazing happening right now about Woke 1. This is absolutely by design.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Stay classy, Rosauers.
In the foreground, a baseball cap with a "stars and bars" motif of the Confederate battle flag hangs on a sales rack in what is clearly a grocery store. Embossed over the Confederate motif, in white lettering, is the word "REBEL". On the wall, behind the rack and above the grab-and-go case, a banner on the wall reads "Rosauers Ready".
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Poor Rue. They've had a helluva day. I'll do the typing... 🧵
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Every day, I have to look into yall's dead eyes and return your empty smiles and pat you on the head for every bit of performative allyship you do—knowing full well that you'd toss me into a wood chipper if it meant you got to keep playing your stupid word games. I see you.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I never imagined I'd need to say these words, but here we are nevertheless... Amnesty International can fuck off into the sun.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Old enough to say "get off my lawn", young enough to not be able to afford a lawn.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We're fucked at @splatspokane.org if something like this goes down. It doesn't matter though—the work is too important.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It took me nearly four years to realize that when I'm arguing with my partner (Nanette Cloud), I'm an old lady yelling at a Cloud.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Remember when you didn't dread going to the mailbox? We probably cant bring those days back (don't want to over-promise!), but we can at least give you something to look forward to! Patreon.com/SplatCo_Op
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Death picking off the mini-bosses one by one, just leveling up to face the Big Boss.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They say good things come in threes. First McConnell (presumably), now Graham. So who's next? Dare I dream...?
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Almost time for the robed overlords to do their Hearye Henceforth decrees about who’s no longer American and why poor people can’t order omelettes anymore.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
🧵
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Land of the Free™ www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
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‘This is injustice’: how leftist zines were used to sentence anti-ICE protesters to decades in prison
Advocates sound alarm after zines were used as evidence to convict protesters of terrorism charges tied to 2025 protest at Texas ICE facility
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Driving to Coeur d'Alene this morning, I saw a murder truck with two flags sticking out of the bed. One was a filthy, ragged US flag that had clearly been there for some time. The other was a shiny new Cummins Turbo Diesel flag. Can't help wondering what was there before it...
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Michael Broussard @michaelbroussard.myatproto.social · 21/06/2026
I'd rather put A1 sauce on my hot fudge sundae than use AI for anything. #FuckAI
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The degree to which Spokane Pride is not meeting the moment is staggering.
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Alana B. Sedated @alana-be-sedated.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Fuck arterials. I'm ONLY winding my way through residential side streets for the rest st of the summer.
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