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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I’ve decided the best (and funniest) thing that could possibly happen is for LeBron to go to the Clippers. Can stay in LA, gets an owner who’s ready to spend anything to win, creates huge drama for Battle of LA games, can cement GOAT status if he brings perennial losers on a deep playoff run—come ON

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

OK, I’m really not a ref hater, but explain it to me like I’m five: Why does Scott Foster still get these high-profile jobs? Does this usually-PR-savvy league really not care about the narratives around this man? I know they’re union, but is there some sort of referee tenure???

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

oh, oh honey, not Mike Breen reading “underserved” as “undeserved” 🫠🫠🫠

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I’m gonna need to hear generational booing from MSG tonight. The kind of guttural boos that rise up from some deep ancestral place. I want to someday tell my unborn son about how loud it got on the broadcast.

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Mitchell Robinson being MAGA in the TikTok comments again today, Spurs in 6

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

YES, can we have a moment for Josh Hart, YES

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I NEED TO SEE A BREAKDOWN OF THE PHYSICS ON THAT SHAMET BOUNCE

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

*wemby lightly jogging into position* Mike Tirico: WEMBANYAMA LURKING

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Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

WE ARE FREE

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

2026’s Outstanding Production Design For A Variety Special Emmy gotta be in the bag

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

as if DTMF didn’t already make me a lil bit weepy every time ah!!!

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

OH, the idiots are going to think Benito is wearing an AOC jersey….

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

might be the year Michigan finally gets clotheslined by an up-and-coming young program (FUCK ICE U)

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

ISU being located in MCLEAN COUNTY? game was cursed from the start

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

2 blocked kicks and 9 false starts…the beautiful game

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

oh my god this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened in any bowl

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

My senator @durbin.senate.gov currently on the shittiest farewell tour of all time

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Game on the line…Kershaw warming up….you’ve gotta wonder if Dave Roberts has a very specific flavor of short-term memory loss

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

it’s a beautiful day to cancel your Paramount+ subscription and redirect those funds to your local public broadcasters!

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

I live in the middle of nowhere Illinois and even I’m like…………Brad Lander should probably primary Schumer

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/06/2025

Illinois has enshrined protections to meet this very moment. In a time of increasing overreach and hateful rhetoric, it's more important than ever to reaffirm our commitment to the rights and dignity of the LGBTQ+ community. You have a home here always.

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

between this and the google commercial where they were talking about james blunt but playing a tal bachman song(????), I really thought I was losing touch with reality for a second there

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Tyrese using his postgame interview to clarify that he is NOT in support of whatever crazy outfit his dad decided to wear tonight is like, the third most relatable thing he’s done this postseason

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

the right team would have him on a livestream EXPEDIENTLY

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

watching alex caruso play well and have fun and get the love and praise he deserves

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

“Minnesota needs another timeout” ? no, Minnesota needs the ghost of Gene Hackman himself to show up and give the locker room speech at halftime

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Pope confirmed a Bulls fan, I'm sure he loves you cutting videos of him coming out to Sirius

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

the Chicago Pope bootleg merch industry may single-handedly revive our retail economy because wdym we’re only five hours into the papacy and they already have Pope Jordan hoodies on the market

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Need the sidetalk video more than I’ve needed anything ever

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I googled simply “NBA” to be able to quickly check the cavs/pacers score while out with friends, and uh….I’m in good company here

Google suggesting I search “can you wear 69 in the NBA?”

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

anheuser-busch bringing back busch light apple but stocking ZERO vendors in central illinois is not only a bad business move; it’s an attack on me, personally

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

where’s that guy who tells us to take Gonzaga deep every year I just wanna talk to him

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

obsessed with that March Madness announcer saying, “Lady, take us away” as if that’s Lady Gaga’s first name

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sporty spice @alallyallyson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

lol I’m so sorry but if I got hit in the face with a volleyball so hard that I got brain damage, the CIA wouldn’t be able to waterboard that story out of me. Jason Momoa himself could spike a ball into my face and I would simply take it to my grave

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