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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@alaeriia.bsky.social
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Knowledge is Power Friendship is Magic Resistance is Futile Keeper of the Secret Jewish Space Laser, furry, competitive pinballer. Profile picture is by Hooves-Art Heads up: I post porn on occasion. If you aren't old enough for that, do not interact.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They're pretty buggy.
A bunch of Changelings (black-chitined bug-ponies) squalling over something in a cave.  Notably, they do not have holes in their legs, suggesting that they are well-fed.)
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have a Changeling among my sonae, does that count?
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also, you should really write *Tooth and Fang*. It would be a hilarious read.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So either Freddos got reintroduced a couple years earlier, or Dumbledore is importing sweets from Australia. My money is on the second one, as it is highly unlikely one so attentive to detail as yourself would provide Dumbledore with anachronistic chocolate bars.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@saphroneth.bsky.social I have discovered a potential error in "Harry is a Dragon, and That's Okay." In chapter 21, Dumbledore offers Harry a Freddo before examining Tom Riddle's diary. Freddos were withdrawn from the UK market in 1979, reappearing in 1994. We are in 1992 at this point.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Wilde Butch @wildebutch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just an fyi Lowes dropped all of their DEI inclusion programs in capitulation with Trump's hate agenda Much like Target but it got less news
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Yeah, but our mountains are literally older than dirt. (They're also older than Saturn's rings.)
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Glue various orifices on his body shut at random until he apologizes.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
New rule: if your shmup is on PC does not allow for mouse control, it is garbage and should not be played. Danmaku is too precise to be wasting time with WASD.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You get a chonpy weasel! I got an otter.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I think I'm ArieForced out. Maybe riding a super-intense RMC 33 times in hundred-degree heat (39°C) was a bad idea. For those who want to complain about my usage of Fahrenheit, remember we don't get health care and are already suffering enough.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yep
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This is so weird. It's like if Chuck E Cheese got an RMC.
ArieForce One, incongruously placed in a concrete expanse.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Almost heaven.
A picture of ArieForce One, taken by me.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well, obviously not.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I mean, I'm sure someone has been killed via blunt force trauma because of a crate of cannabis products falling on them.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Every accusation is a confession.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There's an electrocution joke in there.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I think the point is to think critically. Science and religion need not be enemies; both have value in society.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Calling it "Spirk" is why we have to deal with abominations like Sparity and Dramione.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ah yes, the Skittle.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yeah, but then you get whatever the hell Joel Osteen is pushing and I don't think that questions anything except how rich it can make Joel Osteen.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well, yes, but actually no. The problem is that there are a LOT of objects in our Solar System that would classify as planets under the old definition. Would you prefer to have Pluto excluded, or have to learn the names of 200 more planets?
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What's your favorite dwarf planet? Mine is Chiron. (Yes, I know it's technically a centaur, but still, I like it.)
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Judaism also welcomes arguments and discourse (at least, the sane sects do).
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's always the ones you most suspect.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ouch.
Meme: edit of the "what if you wanted to go to heaven" meme.  Four panels, square arrangement.

First panel: shirtless man pointing at camera.  Caption: "What if You"

Second panel: picture of ArieForce One roller coaster, which is closing for good soon.  Caption: "Wanted to ride ArieForce One"

Third panel: shirtless man again, now pointing up.  Caption: "But god said"

Fourth panel: weather forecast for the area ArieForce One is in, showing five consecutive days of thunderstorms.  Roller coasters do not operate in thunderstorms.

The joke is that a lot of people are flying down to Georgia to ride this coaster, and the weather will likely spite them.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"AI is the way of the future and we just need to acce--"
A photorealistic Fluttershy giving you The Stare™️.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yeah, my big stupid cat.
Kevin, my enormous orange tabby cat, laying on the floor of my bathroom.  He is about the size of a Spitz.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
With all due respect to England, which is none, fuck England.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Well, to the surprise of nobody outside of England, it's not coming home after all. Lol.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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In other news, fire is hot and the Pope has been confirmed to be Catholic. We've got a fact-finding team working on what bears do in the woods; we will get back to you on that one.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Who's DoWC again?
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hang on. Perun has been shilling Ground News since 2022, when LLMs weren't a thing yet.
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The Fru Fru Brigade~ #FireAaron @fru-fru-brigade.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍
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Dan.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hold up, did you just say drive-thru margaritas? Where on God's green earth is drinking and driving legal?
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A big shout-out to Camp Kodiak in Parry Sound, Ontario, for teaching the valuable life lesson that authority figures exist only to punish me for perceived slights while ignoring a systematic bullying campaign perpetrated against me. Nearly 25 years later, you're still keeping my therapist employed.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Watching people who voted for Trump beg him to not fuck them over when he specifically said he was going to fuck them over is a special kind of sad. And you know what? I can't even feel sorry for them. They believed "cheap gas and mean tweets" and we got $4.50 gas and wat with Iran. I'm 200% done.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I should totally post the DigimonSH picture of Charizard and Misty
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Common K.A. Applegate W
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The ride op stopped Superman in order to yell at someone who took their phone out. Good.
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Superman is running one train. The other is in pieces over by Wicked Cyclone.
A cat throwing a tomato at the viewer.
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Sparrow is now sad
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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yeah, but in reality you can't exactly stuff an entire-ass person into your womb, so I'm willing to tolerate a bit of stomach deformation.
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