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Wilde Butch @wildebutch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just an fyi Lowes dropped all of their DEI inclusion programs in capitulation with Trump's hate agenda Much like Target but it got less news

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New rule: if your shmup is on PC does not allow for mouse control, it is garbage and should not be played. Danmaku is too precise to be wasting time with WASD.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I think I'm ArieForced out. Maybe riding a super-intense RMC 33 times in hundred-degree heat (39°C) was a bad idea. For those who want to complain about my usage of Fahrenheit, remember we don't get health care and are already suffering enough.

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Well, to the surprise of nobody outside of England, it's not coming home after all. Lol.

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The Fru Fru Brigade~ #FireAaron @fru-fru-brigade.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍

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Hold up, did you just say drive-thru margaritas? Where on God's green earth is drinking and driving legal?

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

A big shout-out to Camp Kodiak in Parry Sound, Ontario, for teaching the valuable life lesson that authority figures exist only to punish me for perceived slights while ignoring a systematic bullying campaign perpetrated against me. Nearly 25 years later, you're still keeping my therapist employed.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Watching people who voted for Trump beg him to not fuck them over when he specifically said he was going to fuck them over is a special kind of sad. And you know what? I can't even feel sorry for them. They believed "cheap gas and mean tweets" and we got $4.50 gas and wat with Iran. I'm 200% done.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The ride op stopped Superman in order to yell at someone who took their phone out. Good.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Superman is running one train. The other is in pieces over by Wicked Cyclone.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Wicked Cyclone dispatches are slow as dirt today, which is partially because they're running one train. Oh well, ride still slaps.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Shayna: shapeshifting class-X reality warper. Extremely protective of her children, and will happily make you into one of her children if she takes a liking to you. Functionally immortal, with over 5000 years of training as an archmage. Typically takes the form of a 15-foot-tall feathered dragon.

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The primary objective, upon acquiring a superpower, would be to figure out how to convince the universe to let it emulate the Inkheart power, and then use the Inkheart power to reshape reality into a more convenient form.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Displaying Nazi memorabilia is only acceptable in two cases: 1) as part of a WWII museum exhibit 2) as war trophies ("so this pistol I took off a dead Kraut while liberating France.") If you're displaying Nazi stuff in any other case, you're probably a Nazi.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I once went 140 in a rented BMW M6. Why? Because the Nordschleife doesn't have a speed limit, and because I can. Highly recommend it. (Driving the Ring, not going 140 MPH. Though that's fun too.)

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Some of y'all have never watched Schoolhouse Rock and it shows.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Hey, remember during the pandemic when a bunch of C-list TV personalities got together to sing "Imagine" poorly because they couldn't stand not being the center of attention? Yeah, that sucked. Just wanted to remind you all of that.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

TurboTax asked for an NPS evaluation. I gave them a 6 out of spite (anything below a 7 considered a Detractor and viewed negatively). Next time, don't use NPS for situations where it is inappropriate and you won't get Detractor scores. Maybe you should learn that in your stupid business classes.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I just pulled a $50 card out of a random Stellar Crown pack. I will now store it in amongst my Magic cards to piss off the scalpers. No, you can't have it.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

King Charles is too boring to do this, but it would be funny if he consistently referred to urination as "the royal wee". #justsaying

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I have a horrible feeling that someone's going to be killed on track this year. These #F1 regulations are genuinely unsafe.

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So I walk into Microcenter and there's people fighting over Pokémon cards. You all are a disgrace to your species.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

With all due respect, which is none, the Democratic Party is controlled opposition. Their purpose is to kill any actual reform while bending over backwards to support the Republicans in destroying our country.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I had to see this so you do too. Still better than AI slop though. Art by @mishka.dog

Smut of the two Schwarzkopf coasters in RollerCoaster Tycoon's Diamond Heights banging each other.

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Okay, I can understand why Bach and Beethoven are in the three B's. But Brahms? The only thing he did of note is stealing Robert Schumann's wife.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

After all these years, I finally have all of them. @xbox.com, what do you think?

All twenty-five colorways in which Microsoft has produced the Xbox Series controller, laid out on a brown sofa.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Clickbait YouTube video title: "The Real Reason the Japanese Hated the BAR in WW2" Me: "Let me guess, it's because the Americans kept shooting them with it?" Sadly, the video was narrated by AI, so I stopped watching after 30 seconds. We may never know the truth.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Reminder: you're only mad at Whitney's Miltank because Normal-types have few weaknesses and you weren't paying attention when Bugsy's Scyther pulled exactly the same stunt in the previous Gym. #johto

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

@saphroneth.bsky.social it would be nice if I could get *Harry is a Dragon* or *Legendarily Popular* in dead-tree edition. Partially because that would be at least 2100 pages and a comically thick book is always a good conversation piece.

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The number of thoosies glazing Kingda Ka that called it mid when it was open is ridiculous. The ride was mid. It was *always* mid. Y'all are just doing the same thing ACErs did with BMR-X back when it closed.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Imagine invading an entire country for their spices, wrecking their culture forever, and then not using those spices.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Reminder: if any other team besides Ferrari had debuted the sequential gearbox, it would have been banned.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Myles MacKenzie is not that annoying tbh. The little goober is starting to grow on me.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

My roommate, carrying the steaks out to the grill: "You must TREAT the MEAT. Do not disrespect the meat. Do not BEAT the meat. You TREAT the meat, then you HEAT the meat, and then you EAT the meat!" Real orange cat energy, that one.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Max Verstappen: > Barges into Red Bull > Steals Kvyat's seat > Steals Kvyat's girlfriend > Steals Kvyat's daughter > Wins four world championships > Refuses to elaborate further > Leaves?

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Gonna be honest here, watching #Ferrari oof up Lewis Hamilton's career like they did to Seb is kinda cathartic, in a "told you so" sort of way.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

@saphroneth.bsky.social okay, I'll bite. What are the rules for how Hogwarts interferes with Muggle technology in Harry is a Dragon? I think it's something to do with vacuum tubes, but that wouldn't explain why the plane's piston engine wouldn't work. (1/2)

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

JK Rowling is the sort of person who would unironically complain that her food has "too much flavor".

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

This is how I learn Grammarly exists. I do my style/grammar checks the old-fashioned way: I run it by my partner, who is an English teacher.

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