Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Don't stand Don't stand so Don't stand so close to bees 🐝🌼 020
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Shields Up! Battle Stations! Arm Photon Torpedos and charge the phasers. We're going in! 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I am wondering how many years do you have to know someone before you move from "friend" to "old friend"? Is it different in other countries? 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We talk about getting our ass in gear but I don't where the gear shift or clutch is ... I think I've stalled. 020
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's the question that drives us, People. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. Are a pair of Joe Boxer shorts really as sexy as we think? 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Today is Cathy and mine’s 35th wedding anniversary. It has been 35 years of love and working together, of which I would not trade a moment. I love you, Dear. 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I had a series of three nightmares last night. One I was attacked by a bear, another I was run over by a madman in a car and the last I was forced to work retail again. I am not sure which nightmare was worst. 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"We are experiencing a higher than normal volume of calls right now" - Does any company have an option that doesn't say this? "Our lines are completely dead right now and you will be answered by the next agent who survives gladiatorial combat" 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 05/09/2026A rolling stone will continuing rolling unless acted upon by an opposing moss. 010
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Today, I tried to carpe but the diem was like, "Dude, sit down". 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When I get frustrated, I contemplate the sound of one hand slapping. I mean clapping. Yes. Clapping. 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The irony of myself instructing someone on the art of conversation, is not completely lost to me. 100
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I am not a redhead, Mike. Even pre hair loss, not a red head. 210
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I'm on the highway to hell. Or my GPS is broken. Not sure. 000
Reposted by Alacrity Mike D'Angelo @mickeyd123.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Mo' Midweek Gooder peeps! @southerngirlraven7.bsky.social @franlaura.bsky.social @eugeniat2.bsky.social @alacrity17.bsky.social @noreen900.bsky.social @hopeful66.bsky.social @turbokat42.bsky.social @rottensisters.bsky.social 472
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Feeling a little whimsical in the brainpan today. Might do all my emails in yoda-speak or get a tattoo. Or maybe just some more coffee. 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of... wait, I have one Hubba Bubba left. *puts it in mouth* You're lucky punk. 010
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Yes. Sorta. Squinting and adjusting distance of die to face. 110
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Generally speaking, athletes peak at age 26. I can still roll a die as well as I did when I was eighteen, so I win, right? :-) 120
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I have a suggestion for a new #TTC slogan - "If you are not getting off the train, then get out of the &^%ing way of the doors, you stupid *#@!$ ." It's catchy, but to the point. 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I just poured apple juice into my coffee instead of cream. I will be in bed under the covers for the rest of the day. 010
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Apparently, in the fifties, men could not afford shirts and were often attacked by wildlife. 031
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 10/07/2026That moment when you find something on the floor and wonder - is this a Lego piece or a vital part of an appliance? 010
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Suddenly got dark here in Toronto. Either rain coming or alien invasion. If it is the latter, tell my wife I love her. Actually, I love her if it is raining too. 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Cof-fee, you make my heart sing You make everything groovy, Cof-fee Cof-fee, I think I love you But I wanna know for sure Come on and hold me tight I love you 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Why do we even have gendered deodorant? I'm a grown man and if I want to smell like cocoa butter kisses then I will. 010
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Yes. She played the Grandmother in the Young Sheldon series. 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Cooking is love. Anyone who tells you otherwise is probably trying to sell you a unitasker. 001
Reposted by Alacrity Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026new metaphor just dropped 1136285078726
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Make the party do ridiculously high saving throws for common actions so they all dies before they reach the dungeon. You cross a log across a stream, save or die. 120
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Motivation ... motivation ... I had some around here somewhere. *shuffle through paperwork* 010
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Help! I have "Stacy's Mom has got it going on" stuck in my head. What's the antidote? 000
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I have over 100 different rpg’s of which I have read maybe half. It is hard to find time 110
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 27/06/2026If you can't be with the droids you're looking for, love the droids you're with 😍 061
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 22/06/2026A red fife and white wheat loaf made with some homemade maple syrup from a friend. It spread sideways more than it rose but don’t we all do nowadays. 🤣 020
Alacrity @alacrity17.bsky.social · 16/06/2026What the world needs now, I mean really needs is ... Butter tarts. With or without raisins but more butter tarts. 000
