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AL WELLES

@al-welles.bsky.social
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He/Him. Bi dude. AuDHD. LGBTQ+ advocacy, leftism, anti-MAGA, and more references to The Wire, Dark Souls, and The Big Lebowski than you could ever possibly care for.

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Enbyous (She/her) @enby0us.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Pro-lifer admitting to not actually caring about women We already knew that but still
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Enbyous (She/her) @enby0us.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Transphobes: I don't want to read your "evidence" because it can easily be incorrect!! Also transphobes: oh this commentary says what I think with no evidence to back it up??? See?? The science is on OUR side!!!!
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
On top of universal healthcare, social safety nets, higher minimum wage blah blah blah I want a government that will fund testing the population for lead. I mean are we really this fucking stupid or are we just poisoned? I feel like the world deserves to know. #republicans #can #eat #my #entire #ass
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
DO NOT BE DISCOURAGED. The Republican party is in a death spiral and they grasping at straws. VOTE. Help your friends and family VOTE. youtu.be/SSCUXZIz4SU?...
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Trump Is Catastrophically Unpopular.
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Reminder that #congress can end this at any time. As Trump continues to bleed support among his base, as poll numbers continue to circle the fucking drain, as energy prices skyrocket and we step closer to full #revolt every day, somehow these spinless goons still fear him. #wtf.
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
youtu.be/6a950EUo4d4?... If there was any justice in this world, #elon #musk would be in prison for the #cybertruck.
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The Cybertruck is Extremely Dangerous (And Nobody Knows It)
YouTube video by Blueprint America
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Are we living in the Biblical #Endtimes, or is this just what inevitably happens when you give a species of talking monkeys near-unlimited guns, bombs missiles, and nukes? I'm just gonna try to enjoy life as much as I can before a #nuke falls on my head. No life goals, just fun, fuck everything else
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
YALL BETTER NOT BE TALKING TO MY BESTIE LIKE THAT! 😡🤬
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm at whatever level of fitness it is where you're visibly fat but can pop your mantiddies like @terrycrewsofficial.bsky.social
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
How much do I hate #necco wafers #candy? There exist people in this world to whom I would happily and giddily force-feed #datura seeds to watch them suffer horrifying nightmarish hallucinations until the poison causes them to expire. I'd feel bad about also feeding them Necco wafers. That's too much
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Williams vs. Jordan. Which side were YOU on in the Great Montel War of '95? #nineties
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If the world's going to end, could it just fucking end already? I'm tired of working goddammit.
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
HELLZ YEAH! Reject fascism, Earth!
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Friendly reminder, this is what folks like @secdef.govpeeps.us #hegseth mean when they talk about "meritocracy." If you were operating under the delusion that it was anything but a racist dog whistle, here's your sign. #kegsbreath #whiskeyleaks #duihire
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The Army Is Targeting Black Women
YouTube video by Reese Waters
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
How tf is any of this real life? I feel like someone slipped me datura back in 2016 & I'm having one of those time-dilated trips & one of these days I'll snap out of it & it's only been a few hours and Hillary is definitely going to be president because #Trump is ridiculous & every1 knows it.
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Enbyous (She/her) @enby0us.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
(NSFW WARNING) . . . . . . the amount of people who think I cannot orgasm specifically cuz I cannot ejaculate anymore is very scary, this is the American education system in a nutshell
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Luke @lukeskyjumper.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Every year, on his death day. BBQ Tacos Guy Fawks style effigy, to burn. Turtle pinata in glasses. And a mask of Trump is passed around. Only lies from whoever's turn it is. At the end of the event? Put in a bucket to pissed on.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The tiny hand is always a great touch.
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
#tacotuesday
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Where does #Trump keep disappearing to for days at a time? My best guess is they have to keep surgically removing his horns every time they start growing back. #antichrist #trumpistheAntichrist
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
WHY IS PART 2 OF THE THING NOT THE SECOND THING ON THE LIST WHEN I SEARCH FOR IT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST THIS FUTURE SUCKS
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
#bondi #noem The sad thing about members of the #trump admin getting fired is that either A) we need to wait to prosecute them til Trump (maybe Republicans as a whole) is out of the oval office or B) we need to get them on state charges, not fed, or else Trump will simply pardon them. 🙄😒
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
And just like that " #bimbofication" became a word said on legitimate news. 🤣
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
K but what about the gay of Hormuz? Was anyone ever gonna ask how he's doing?! Fuckin homophobes.
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Accountability brings consequences. And consequences are the only language corruption understands. Money and political power do not outrank the Constitution. They just need a wake up call and it’s coming at the midterms.👇
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
#economy #recession #trump #trumpslump #fuckeveryonewhovotedforthisand/orriggedthemachinestovoteforthis
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The really sad thing is that, as poorly as congressional #dems have been fighting #Trump, he only would've needed Dubya-levels of political skill to have us in a complete dictatorship right now. We still have some degree of freedom by the grace of his stupidity and inability to get things done.
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Them: Capitalism Breeds Innovation™️ The innovation:
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Enbyous (She/her) @enby0us.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It was never about protecting kids, it was always about wanting to hurt trans people
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intrusive_thoughts_librarian 💭📚 @sgeez.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
RATM Arrest the 🇺🇸 president
Guitar that says arrest the president. From rage at the machine concert. A person in black clothing is holding the Guitar in front of their face
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
#Republicans always try to win by appealing to their base while #Democrats always try to win by reaching across the aisle. Is it any surprise that the #DNC 's approval rating is still low af despite the least popular Republican president in polling history? #newsome #aoc #liberal #progressive
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
🎶LIFESTYLES!🎶 🎶OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS!🎶 🎶THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN ®@PIN'!🎶 🎶ALWAYS BEEN ®@PIN'! 🎶 #epstein #epsteinfiles #thefiles #trump #trumpstein #punk #poppunk #goodcharlotte #iran #israel #russia
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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
We've let the world be run by people with 0 actual convictions or values beyond personal wealth acquisition for the last 50 years and we wonder why everything's fucked. @antoniobruno.bsky.social
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
🧵1/? Here's what I need to see from the people that are #leavingMAGA for me to forgive them: You need to convince me that it's more than just personal, that the reason for your change of heart is more than because #Trump 's policies are hurting YOU in particular.
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Well so much for that. Making me pull out the popcorn emoji for nothing smgdh
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
#talarico #noem #ice #dhs #cbp #trump #bondi #homan #allwhosucktheorangepeepeemustgo
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
#iran #tehran #trump #war #specialmilitaryoperations
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This afternoon the president is crashing out over the Supreme Court's tariff ruling and Anthropic while the defense secretary feuds with universities and the scouts... glad everyone involved in the potentially imminent war with Iran is in a good mindset.
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This fuckass administration is going to put The Onion out of business. #theonion #onion #nottheonion #usa #news #trump #ice #cbp #borderpatrol apnews.com/article/mili...
apnews.com
US military used laser to take down Border Protection drone, lawmakers say
Members of Congress say the U.S. military used a laser to shoot down a Customs and Border Protection drone.
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
FUCKIN BABIES WITH BADGES apnews.com/article/snow...
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New York City police investigating after officers were hit with snowballs during a snowball fight
New York City police are investigating after officers were pelted with snowballs while responding to a massive snowball fight at Washington Square Park in Manhattan.
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
#Evangelicals are always so sure they're going to heaven as if spending eternity in their company could possibly be anything but hell. If i die and there's a bunch of jesus freaks hanging around, I'll know exactly where i am. #evangelical #christian #heaven #hell #baptist #christianity
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Facts from the good Bishop. #racism #bigotry #trump #obama
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What I've got, they used to call "the blues." No need to talk it out, we know what it's all about.
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Robert Fessler @professler.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
There are far more voters than ICE agents. People should plan to stay at their polling place all day. Make it a party. Meet your neighbors. Talk politics. Gather food trucks. Make it a safe place for voters who are nervous. ICE agents always back off when they are outnumbered.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You know what would be both Hilarious and also just what these bastards deserve? Say we're going to reform ICE and that all agents must re-apply in person, and when they do throw them to the ground, mace them, zip tie them and detain them indefinitely.
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
#trump #epstein #bondi #blondi #pammyjo
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AL WELLES @al-welles.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Balint: "This is not a game, Secretary!" Bondi: "I am Attorney General!" Balint: "My apologies, I couldn't tell." #micdrop #sickburn #bondi #blondi #pammyjo #balint #judiciary #hearing
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