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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 15h
“…these people… wouldn’t believe in a conspiracy if it hit them over the head (this is perhaps the best measure of the decline of the left). Linkages make them sound really crazy, and they kinda know it.” - The Reptile* (2014) Illos: The Graun *(anag. 5,5) #notagoth #digitalisavaluelessmedium
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Heaven knows how you lied to me/You’re not the way you seemed.” - Presley/Giant/Kaye/Baum Illos: The Graun #notagoth #digitalisavaluelessmedium
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Future landfill/Doctor Who-related autograph collection update: more of this sort of thing, please. Both bargains: Rook Films #notagoth #digitalisavaluelessmedium
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In other news, Any Questions? is back to booking Baronesses. Illos/Arkell v Pressdram: The Graun
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong” - Therapy? Illos: The Onion, Bluesky, Threads*, Them *Not that one.
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Dataday, day-to-day, making a pact with the facts…” - S Frisko Illos: The Graun, B Jennings #notagoth #digitalisavaluelessmedium
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also appearing in Lord Gnome’s mighty organ’s most recent issue: Marillion, Einstürzende Neubauten, and Gallifrey Base under siege. #notagoth #digitalisavaluelessmedium
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Spidey-Sense of Impeding Doom WILL tingle again in Ayn Rand’s Justice Team America: Doomsday! Illos: The Graun #digitalisavaluelessmedium #notagoth
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Be very angry about how the world is being fucked… how people are trying to move you away from the arts and tell you they’re not important. Be angry that things are being controlled by socially barely-functional people that have a lot of money.” - GdT (2026) Illos: The Graun, Threads, Futurism
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Share and enjoy and all that. youtu.be/8VDt1jW9wdQ #notagoth
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How AI turns music into a paranoid dystopia.
YouTube video by Chords And Discords
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Dan, I’m not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?” - Viedt/‘Ozymandias’/The Original Writer Illos: The Internet, [REDACTED]/Janson/Varley/Costanza #digitalisavaluelessmedium
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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 03/10/2026
REVEALED Britain’s contracts with Palantir hit £1bn The government has spent or agreed to spend at least £992m on contracts with Palantir Technologies, the Nerve’s Max Colbert - @mc00.bsky.social - can reveal 🧵
REVEALED: Britain’s contracts with Palantir hit £1bn. Peter Thiel’s face against a bright green background, with the Palantir logo in his eyes, with the words ‘£1 billion’ written across his face in large pink letters.
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Say goodbye to law and order/Say hello to Uberman” - SOD (GNU JB) Recent plot-twists’ve made it hard to tell if it’s wheels or disguise currently coming off ‘Project B-Ark’. Illos/Apophenia* In Action: 1. Historic Graun. 2+3. The Internet. 4. Disability News Service. *Lovely lady, have you met?
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Deny everything, Baldrick.” - [REDACTED] Tonight’s Any Questions? was quite lively. Illo: The Original Writer/David Lloyd #notagoth
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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 02/10/2026
The Fairford Five sound like the heroes of an Enid Blyton novel about military sabotage, foreign influence, and lashings of ginger beer This week’s column by Stewart Lee
The men arrived on small boats. No they didn’t. They’re Middle Eastern. Oh, they’re British. Stewart Lee on the bizarre Fairford Five saga. Illustrated sign reading: Fairford: a good place to be welcome, with silhouettes of church spires, cyclists, dog walkers, swans and warplanes
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“An honest response can be a very useful thing, so I worked on trying to make the next songs a little shorter.” - Kate Bush The mighty SWANS kick off an expected flurry of long-awaited/forgotten pre-orders set to arrive between now and Hallowe’en. Illos: Various encounters in the wild. #notagoth
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met. And all of a sudden you take pride in accomplishments you had no part in whatsoever…” - D Stanhope (2007) Selectively selected illos: The Graun (2013), Baker/Martin (1971), Moore/Parkhouse (1984)
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I mean, your society’s broken, so who should we blame? Should we blame the rich powerful people who caused it? No, let’s blame the people with no power and no money and these immigrants who don’t even have the vote, yeah, it must be their fucking fault.” - Iain Banks (The Graun, 14/06/13)
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Who was it wrote/Give any one species too much rope/And they’ll fuck it up” - R Waters Potential Spoilers For Upcoming Episodes Of ‘The News’: The Graun #protectandsurvive
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Hello, Fleshy Ones!” Call-Me-Kenneth WILL return in Ayn Rand’s Justice Team America: Doomsday!* Illos: The Graun, Wagner/Gibson/Aldrich *Early-Bird VIP Packages now available. #notagoth #protectandsurvive
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“For many young people, the huge investments governments, universities, and corporations are making in A.I. feel like just one more way that their futures are being stolen from them, not unlike the climate crisis.” - Klein/Taylor, ‘End Times Fascism’ #notagoth #digitalisavaluelessmedium
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“‘Homeland.’ ‘Fatherland.’ When politicians use these words, it usually precedes murder on a grand scale.” - A. Setrakian At the halfway point, and it’s fair to say that The Strain hits a lot harder in Space Year 2026 than when it first escaped. #notagoth
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Furthermore… 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01000001 00101110 01001001 00101110 Illo: GNU DNA #digitalisavaluelessmedium
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“The similarities between the stories being told by the richest people on the planet and the most religiously extreme are so similar they verge on plagiarism.” - Klein/Taylor, ‘End Times Fascism’ (2026) Illos/Adherents of the Repeated Meme: Deadline, Martin Rowson, The Original Writer/Lloyd
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Accidentally discovered that the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation* actually exists. (Since 2021 according to The Government/Companies House.) “Like, subscribe, share and enjoy.” Illo: Completely unrelated email extract, hhgproject #digitalisavaluelessmedium #protectandsurvive *(GNU DNA)
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“If you’re evil, you’re at least competent. And, if you’re evil you’re not bad. And, therefore, you’re actually - maybe you’re actually kind of good because you’re at least getting something done.” - ‘The Reptile’ (5,5) 2026 Immanentised eschaton ahoy, chums! Illos: Harris (Greifer/Holmes), Durán
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Following an unexpected delivery, that’s the next month’s doomscrolling soundtrack sorted. (Not shown: vinyl hoard and original copy of Heart and Soul boxset, now with battle-damage and genuine fucked second disc.) #notagoth
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seeing as both the long-awaited Soft Cell finale and Joy Division bootleg boxset are currently stuck in traffic, here’re some (mostly) recent additions to the Future Landfill Collection instead. Bonus cheery illo: The Graun #notagoth
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What all #Meta product announcements look like to me by now. #charm #muse
Fake Bloomberg post:
Meta Harm

Meta Debuts a Device that Liquidates your Internal Organs to Provide
a Sustainable Source of Protein for Mark Zuckerberg's Pet Salamander.

Meta Platforms Inc. just unveiled its new gadget, which is already proving popular among 
AI fans who are keen to relinquish not only all their human rights but also their lives...
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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 20/09/2026
NEW Stewart Lee column ‘Danny Tommo’ and his men of fighting age seek their Passport to Piddington www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
"Piddington is about to be invaded by the very worst Britons this country has to offer
Stewart Lee on the hamlet that voted to secede from the UK"

Stylised green and orange image of sign reading ‘Principality of Piddington’, in a field
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Nobody... nobody trusts anybody now, and we’re all very tired.” - R.J. MacReady (Helicopter Pilot, US Outpost #31) Not convinced switching from Killing Joke to Joy Division is going to make doomscrolling more uplifting/life-enhancing. Ah, well. Illos: Recent Grauns, BBC, The Internet #notagoth
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PoliticsJOE @politicsjoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AI isn't Dangerous. America Is. | Cory Doctorow interview youtu.be/PL4VktU0SgY @doctorow.pluralistic.net
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AI isn't Dangerous. America Is. | Cory Doctorow interview
YouTube video by PoliticsJOE
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have an announcement.
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
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Stewart Lee: Danny Tommo’s masked patriots are coming for the Mail – if Millets doesn’t run out of balaclavas first
When the rightwing pro-Christian protesters are standing outside the rightwing pro-Christian newspaper demanding to be bought a house, you hardly need a satirist to intervene
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 09/09/2026
Indonesian foragers may have sucked on mind-altering nuts 25,000 years ago, research finds
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Indonesian foragers may have sucked on mind-altering nuts 25,000 years ago, research finds
Analysis of two skeletons reveals tooth wear and traces of psychoactive substance in what may be earliest known evidence for human drug taking What may be the earliest known evidence for human drug taking has been traced to ancient Indonesian foragers who sucked on mind-altering nuts as long as 25,000 years ago. Analysis of two exceptionally rare skeletons from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi revealed dramatic tooth wear and traces of a psychoactive substance in the individuals’ remaining teeth, suggesting they routinely sucked on hard, abrasive betel nuts. Continue reading...
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 06/09/2026
It’s tricky enough dealing with the press when you’re just trying to flog a few DVDs. Imagine if you were trying to change Britain’s mind about Brexit? This week’s Stewart Lee column…🔥 👇🔗
I got singed by the media. ‘Burn Them’ Burnham is going to get roasted. Stewart Lee, pictured against a black background, on dealing with the press
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“So ya thought ya might like to go to the show/To feel the warm thrill of confusion/That space cadet glow/I got some bad news for you sunshine” - R Waters Illos: The Graun, The National
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The latest additions to the Library of Future Landfill are all things that Skynet’s upcoming HUAC reboot (digitally-remastered in 4K Ultra) will probably take a dim view of. Bonus illo: Loose Pub Talk Drinking Game (travel edition) #notagoth
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Hardeep Matharu @hardeepmatharu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Here is the full investigation published by Byline Times on 9 July 2026 👇
bylinetimes.com
Palantir Co-Founder Peter Thiel and Reform UK's Cambridge University Recruitment Pipeline Project Revealed
The world-renowned academic institution has nothing to say in response to a six-month investigation by Byline Times raising serious concerns about the safeguarding of students and foreign influence at...
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Despite being uncharacteristically Baroness-free for some reason, tonight’s Any Questions? might still be interesting/lively. Bang For Buck: The Graun, Byline Times, parody_pm
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That’ll be Bandcamp Friday, then. jgthirlwell.bandcamp.com/album/soft-c... #notagoth
jgthirlwell.bandcamp.com
Soft Cell x JG Thirlwell: Ghost Rider (The JG Thirlwell Remixes), by Soft Cell x JG Thirlwell
5 track album
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Swings and roundabouts, really. Doomsday Clock status: “It’s complicated.” Illos: The Graun
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Stop whatever you’re doing & watch this now! Reform’s magic money tree has been bust wide open. Huge kudos to undercover reporters Verbatim via @channel4news.bsky.social youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI?... huge
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Undercover: Exposing Reform's secret donations plot
YouTube video by Channel 4 News
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
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Al @al-no-23.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“VOICEOVER: The Day Today: aware that while the world looks round, it is in fact a cube. And from this we know that ‘Fact’ times ‘Importance’ equals NEWS.” Inconsequential Informational Illos: The Graun #notagoth
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