iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Oh wow! You remembered. That’s super nice of you. She keeps me on my toes yes, running all around, 😂😂, all worth it. I’m traveling abroad and my most important bag is the one that’s empty, hope to fill it with gifts for her when back. How’s everyone back at your place?

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Great. On my side, can’t complain. Life has changed quite a bit. But, like always, looking forward to Christmas and the holidays. Hope to see more of you and other United people.

1 of the reasons why I couldn’t leave X altogether is this funny SOB. I see @alternativemufc.bsky.social is still active on Bluesky. I just hope people who traded their X accounts off are not missing on some serious funny shit.

😁 Well, hope you’ve been doing well.

I see many ppl I knew have unfollowed me in my long absence. It’s ok. Understandable. I just hope everyone has been doing well!

What has everyone been up to?

Hello everyone! Just to let everyone know, I’m not dead. Not yet.

akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Keano’s sick to the core, developing a drinking problem, seeing these guys hug and kiss. 😂😂😂

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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Ya well about Obi, I’d give him time before he walks into this high pressure toxic environment.

Getting tired here of nonsense overreactions. Wish we had a win today, but all things considered, a draw is still a silver lining. Goodnight all!

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I did back my words, I’m praying for you to have a happy life, total opposite of your current abused one. And yes I have my family, I decided to have one when in a drunken frenzy I fucked your whore mother once, Realized I could have got life threatening infections. Thankfully sanity prevailed.

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Someone pls give him attention now, I’ve done enough social service for today. He was abused as a child and is now strolling outside McDonalds looking for some change. Feed him. Pet him, he needs care!

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Oh ya! Make sure you get that happy meal. Just beg around, I’m sure people feel sorry for your ugly face already Prayers!!

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Hahhahaha and I’m relaxing at my home miles away asshole, with my family. A luxury you’ll never understand. Make sure someone changes your diapers without taking advantage of you.

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Hahaha I like the way you’re on your knees, pissing on yourself. I want you to know you’re only getting my attention because i care for the abused. You deserves a happy childhood but instead…. So sad!

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I know you tried to crack a joke. And that’s all I can say about that joke.

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Get a happy meal. It’s on me, you deserve some happiness for all that ass pounding you’ve been getting.

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I’m only sorry you got so much hate from your own parents. Seeking validation in any form albeit via screenshots without context is something you’ll prefer over none. Be happy Noob! I can’t change your disturbed childhood but wish you have a better life ahead.

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He isn’t cut out to be the main striker, not yet at least. But that’s the only option we have.

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What kind of dope are you on. Pass on the drag, your weak heart can’t handle more. Hope someone is there to take you to ER. May they cure your burnt arse, for it has been exploited enough. By Elon Musk also I suppose. Poor you! Prayers!!

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Sorry I’m not the types that only spread cheers around. I get frustrated and you get frustrated most with the ones you love. Of course Garnacho is our boy and I’ll love him no matter what. Im entitled to get tired of watching the same mistakes over and over again. It’s not 3rd degree.

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Cheers mate! Thanks for stopping by.

You must have had paranormal premonitions or something to know all that crap, that is incorrect. By your own logic you were probably abused as a child by everyone in your family, explains your paranoia and of course use of the word “gratification”

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It’s a different generation, different world now. That staunch rivalry vibe hardly exists , off the pitch at least.

I beg to differ. I only expressed my frustration seeing him misread the situation every time he is around the ball. You’re making this I was giving him 3rd degree. Calm down!

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Nobody’s breaking anybody…. I’m not here abusing Garnacho or calling him the reason for our poor results.

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Is it also weird that people unnecessarily make a mountain out of an anthill?

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Nobody’s making him a scapegoat, not me for sure. I just want more from him, and that doesn’t make him the reason we’ve underperformed.

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And the blaming pseudo family are here looking for some inheritance money.

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You become your best by improving and not doing the same mistakes over and over. It’s not like Garnacho will continue like this forever, then all of a sudden he’ll wake up one day to be one of the best in the world.

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Loved the urgency and in that the attempts to win the ball after losing it. But disappointed with the result overall, attacking 3rd decision making and reaction speed was atrocious.

Yes but you don’t get to be what you can at 28 by doing the same mistakes and no improvement at 20.

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I’m getting tired of Garnacho’s immaturity.

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That’s a pen. Nailed on pen!

Fuck me, Dias did extremely well to not handball that.

akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Have we created any good chances so far? Or any chance? Genuine question. Just tuning in.

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Thoughts of my 6 month old: Weekdays - Bottle feeds can be unhealthy, I only want breast feeds, they give you immunity. Call mommy from work. Weekends - Chill pops! I like bottle feeds. You can’t tell me what to do.

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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I know it may sound regressive, but we could (should) have stuck around with Ten Hag till the end of this season. Transitioning Amorim in nicely towards the end. There has to be a better solution to our situation, but our board and co. are too conventional in their methods.

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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Asked AI to verbose my thoughts on last night’s game in Tharoorian, wasn’t disappointed. Verily, it appears that the corporeal vessel, in a moment of autonomic sagacity, resolved to prioritize restorative repose over the spectatorial indulgence of the athletic contest.

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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

It’s been ages since a United game. Can’t believe but I missed the stress. (Full Stockholm)

akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Thanks Martinelli, coz our World class keeper had worked so hard to gift away another goal. Thank for keeping rivalry over humble appreciation of Onana’s efforts.