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akshaykpr

@akshaykpr.bsky.social
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New father! Manchester United, German and Indian football fan, Avid Runner, Coffee lover (not the Instagram leech type) , Wishing peace and prosperity for all.

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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Im’ma back! Started with following some people who followed me while I was away. For anyone reading. My lovely daughter only becomes lovelier by the day, and the love & hope for Man United is still there in every cell of my heart. Let me know how you’ve been!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas all!!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
1 of the reasons why I couldn’t leave X altogether is this funny SOB. I see @alternativemufc.bsky.social is still active on Bluesky. I just hope people who traded their X accounts off are not missing on some serious funny shit.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I see many ppl I knew have unfollowed me in my long absence. It’s ok. Understandable. I just hope everyone has been doing well!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
What has everyone been up to?
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Hello everyone! Just to let everyone know, I’m not dead. Not yet.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Getting tired here of nonsense overreactions. Wish we had a win today, but all things considered, a draw is still a silver lining. Goodnight all!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Loved the urgency and in that the attempts to win the ball after losing it. But disappointed with the result overall, attacking 3rd decision making and reaction speed was atrocious.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I’m getting tired of Garnacho’s immaturity.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
That’s a pen. Nailed on pen!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Fuck me, Dias did extremely well to not handball that.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Gundogan has not scored since coming back from Barca. My man, I’m scared now.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Have we created any good chances so far? Or any chance? Genuine question. Just tuning in.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Thoughts of my 6 month old: Weekdays - Bottle feeds can be unhealthy, I only want breast feeds, they give you immunity. Call mommy from work. Weekends - Chill pops! I like bottle feeds. You can’t tell me what to do.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I know it may sound regressive, but we could (should) have stuck around with Ten Hag till the end of this season. Transitioning Amorim in nicely towards the end. There has to be a better solution to our situation, but our board and co. are too conventional in their methods.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Asked AI to verbose my thoughts on last night’s game in Tharoorian, wasn’t disappointed. Verily, it appears that the corporeal vessel, in a moment of autonomic sagacity, resolved to prioritize restorative repose over the spectatorial indulgence of the athletic contest.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
It’s been ages since a United game. Can’t believe but I missed the stress. (Full Stockholm)
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Thanks Martinelli, coz our World class keeper had worked so hard to gift away another goal. Thank for keeping rivalry over humble appreciation of Onana’s efforts.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Fucking pass, Garnacho. Fucking pass.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
For those getting pissed at my unfortunate comment on Rice. He can finger our fans and I can’t banter back. Ok, keyboard assholes, watch the match, my DM is not where it’s telecasted. Draw your own lines for yourself.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Oh cmon fuck off. That was a golden opportunity Rasmus.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
What a kick off, after conceding that goal. Straight to Onana. Fire Amorim just for allowing that.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Surprised Anthony Taylor didn’t a handball for the ball hitting Casemiro’s head. Loser missed his chance at some easy bucks.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Lewis Kelly! Arsenal DNA. Fucking dolphin.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cunt telling his players they can could as much as they want, an additional installment has been paid to PGMOL.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Gabriel should have seen RED. Simple and clear. Corruption ! Fucking corrupt cunts from London!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
And it’s Brunooooooooooooo!!!!! Super capitano!!!!!!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
No handball from Odegaard. Of course.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Pls play like we’re playing at Old Trafford. Our home. If that needs reminding.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Have seen 2 minutes of the game thus far, and Arsenal have got away with 2 fouls in that. That’s consistent.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Whether we’ll win or not is not certain, however there will be shady decisions going Arsenal’s way, that I’m fully certain.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Don’t know what my little one is dreaming about, but it surely must be intense. She’s trying to eat her feet while sleeping 😂😂😂
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Great pre match insights. 🤦‍♂️
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Anyone else thinks it could be from De Bruyne’s rear?
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
😂😂😂😂
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Reduced to watching most of the matches on highlights, listening in on random pods, articles and your posts for more insights. That’s why you don’t see me post much these days. Thank you for keeping me updated.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
4 minutes in and we’ve conceded.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Didn’t expect another lineup. Let’s go boys!!!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The look on David Moyes’ face : Man! I’ve seen it all, haven’t I?
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I can’t believe how dumb everyone has become. Good morning !!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
iPad out of battery; will not be watching the 2nd half then. Hopefully we rescue ourselves. Best of luck boys!!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Garnacho bc
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Maddison skips half a breath and it’s free kick to Tottenham! Ffs!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I’m confident we have a fight back in us. Need to find it in us soon. Can’t let spurs score a 2nd.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Don’t know the last time I saw an all academy bench. Bayern under Nagelsmann couple of seasons ago I think. Lots of love and support to Amorim!!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Starting perhaps with the only possible squad, the bench all academy except Lindy!!
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The most difficult part about going to a party with your infant is, everyone telling you not to be overprotective and to hand over your kid to the help.
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Ruud isn’t going to make it easy for us tonight. Is he??
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akshaykpr @akshaykpr.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
While I was on a break from Social Media, I enjoyed some nice podcasts and literature on the Mughals. There’s so much you learn when you actually read and realize that most of the hearsay about Mughals is propaganda. Shah Jahan for example, did not cut off his mason’s and architect’s hands. 😉
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