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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

@aksannyi.bsky.social
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She/They | 40s teacher stuck in hell (Florida) for the foreseeable. Parent to a dog and two cats. Complete and utter disaster bisexual. | Trans Rights are Human Rights | Black Lives Matter | Love is Love~

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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 2h
the problem with ordering internationally is not only the tarriffs (which is a problem in itself and i try to avoid ordering internationally bc of it) but the fact that your package will just sit in customs for fucking ever. this bitch arrived at JFK airport on 10/8 and it's 10/13 like hurry tf up.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 12h
today is "dress like you only have 50 cents" day which is a terrible spirit week prompt but the students said "dress like adam sandler" which is fucking HILARIOUS ngl prompt is ass (i get what they're gong for bc it's the school's 50 year anniversary) but the sandler thing is funny af
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
frustrated af with my yearbook kids they all want a free fucking yearbook for being in the yearbook class but they don't wanna put in ANY of the work to make the book actually fucking happen. YOU need to go out and take pics of events, not me. YOU need to make pages, not me. it isn't MY yearbook.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i am SO sick of people misspelling "customer" to "costumer." like literally fucking sound it out.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
well this is fucking stupid lol
screenshot from amazon. The subtotal is $24.99 and says i can add something costing a PENNY to get free same-day delivery. Bruh.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it’s been 10 minutes and we’re at 3% maybe coming to work was a mistake.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i can already tell i'm not gonna be productive here today which is unfortunate bc i have a fuckton of grading to get thru
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
stray cats in the neighborhood seemed a little more interested in me today. one of the humans nearby is feeding them. my dog was chill and didn't scare them so they started to inch closer to us. but alas, they weren't quite ready and walked back toward their hidey hole. eventually i will pet cats.
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Team Fastest Furs @fastestfurs.com · 11/10/2026
GOOD MORNING #FallFest26 WE HAVE JUST HIT $10,000 RAISED FOR @translifeline.org!
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i'm probably gonna get one through my provider so i can just tack it onto my bill. looking at options online. but yeah i've had this phone for a LONG time. it's kind of amazing that it still works.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
not to mention the fuckin AI. fuck offffff let me keep my 8 forever so i can avoid the AI madness plsssss
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
so i'm probably going to need to get a new phone soon. and i'm looking at phones, and they're all so big. i don't want a big phone. i'm a small person and i have small hands. also i'm genuinely going to miss my iphone 8 and its home button. rest in pepperony home button.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hashtag judging you
two cats sitting on the top part of a red sofa. the left cat is a calico with green eyes, the right cat is a tuxedo, also with green eyes. they're judging you.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
watching storm coverage (it will have no impacts here) and went and double checked my FEMA and county flood zones again, even though nothing has changed in the last year since i checked the flood zones for this property because i wouldn't have bought this place if it was in a flood zone.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we had an unexpected fire drill today during 7th period which wasted a good 25 minutes of instructional time since we had to wait for the fire department to make sure the building was not burning down. much to the disappointment of my students, it's not.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i GENUINELY hate the end of the fucking grading period because these kids who can't be fucked to do any work all quarter suddenly wanna turn everything in i had a student who has been out for 4 weeks ask me for all her missing work ma'am it's too late!!!! what the fuck!!!!!
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i'm way too gdq-coded i guess lmao because i just labeled "SGA" (student govrnment association) as "SGQ" lmaoooo
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OP on reddit: "I, (NB25) and..." Commenters: "She said her thing was in her..." Y'ALL. THEY. THE PRONOUN FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NB IF THEY DO NOT STATE IT DIRECTLY IS THEY. this pissed me tf off this morning
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I needed to see what their submission video was and... IT'S THE NINTENDO DIRECT. dear god this is so funny oh my god.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do u remember when a president didn’t randomly invite foreign countries to attack entire US cities bc i do and that was pretty grand i daresay we didn’t know how good we had it
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me thinking about how it's something like 19 and a half years until i can retire and actually start to enjoy my fucking life ahahahahah fuck are you fucking kidding me how about i *redacted*
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
somehow gdqueer seems to always fall on a weekend when i have no mental capacity to Be A Human and Participate In Things so i watched very little of it but congrats to everyone who participated . be gay, do crimes
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yes! AND we're getting a whole new dimension soon? like ok it's not the end update people have been begging for but the Sift looks incredible and I can't wait to play around in it.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
cushions and shelves have been two seemingly tiny things that have completely revolutionized minecraft building and i'm so here for it, pls mojang more of this.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
anyway, feeling the october burnout (is that even a thing) and needed a fucking day. need a fucking month tbh but i'll have to settle for the day.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oops, i woke up at the normal time, turned on my computer, logged in to my work account, put in the authenticator code, went to AESOP, clicked absence w/substitute required, then sent an email to the admin letting them know i'd be out today. my finger must have slipped. how'd that happen. oh no.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i'm a lil jealous of everyone submitting to agdq but again, i don't even speedrun and ALSO i'm only going to agdq for a few days anyway so even if i did get a run in i'd have to randomly take off work the first week back from break and i have done it before to couch for my friend but i. shouldn't.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i love when i get paid on the 1st so i can pay my mortgage and then immediately have no money again lol rip
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
god sure looove being afab in my mid-40s. constant insomnia, headaches, peeing (oh god the peeing i have barely had water this evening but still fucking peeing), restless legs, general discomfort, did i mention the INSOMNIA, HEADACHES, and PEEING. body i just wanna sleep i have work in 4 hours.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AND the ironic part is this book was selected and approved by the district like did you not…. read….. the book?? we really are in the dumbest timeline in like all aspects of my life, huh
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i will say it is so validating to be at a training where we’re doing a book study about best practices for kids to be better readers and even people who are not in my department are like “ this book says what the district makes you teach is bad actually so why are we doing this?”
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok the spirit week talent show is coming up and i think little ms "can't decide on fucking anything" has finally made a decision on what to do with their immense talent now i hope i can just get the motivation to practice lmaoooo
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol i love these ghost reposts i guess it was a bot that reposted me and then got nuked? good, keep nuking the scam bots.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i love when i'm watching stream and then CAT.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
day 5 of the headache that only wants to go away temporarily i am getting really fucking tired of this shit
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
damn right lol
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
saw a reddit post titled "older girls, does it ever get better?" and i'm here to tell you that yes, it does, when you decenter men. is everything good/perfect? no but my life is a lot better because i don't prioritize men.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you know i'm not having a great night when i have to go out of my house at 8pm for a box of excedrin because the tylenol i have on hand is not working
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i've had so much fun shitposting for this event please if you're still awake go check out the marathon and drop a few bucks their way either way, i'm proud to have been a part of it. the marathon still has about 5 more hours. but unfortunately i have to go to work tomorrow so rip me i guess.
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i STILL put my shirt over my head and to the TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE bit. it's timeless
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you understand my vision lmao
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i will be the shortest lived social media person of all time for this and it will have been worth it to put this into the world
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🍁 because 👻🎃🦇🧙‍♀️
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FUCK YEAH I HAVE BEEN PUSHING FOR $6767 ALL DAY
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
listen if i just wanted to go home and they took me to the fkn moon i would also be pissed like wtf
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ZeldaSpeedRuns @zeldaspeedruns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HI CHAT WE DID IT. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS RAISED FOR @play.breakthrought1d.org !!!!!!! #ZSRM2026
image of Four Swords Adventures with each link counted (with a number). Top text reads "Count with me:" and the bottom reads "Five Thousand Dollars raised for Breakthrough T1D!"
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh no i want to put my blorbos in situations again
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Speaking as an AI artist”
static.klipy.com
Gwen Stefani - Don't Speak
Alt: No Doubt - Don't Speak
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
things i can't do on gdq socials LOL
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Aksannyi / Julia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @aksannyi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
realizing that "low effort shitposts" are actually not low effort at all and i spend far too much time for most of them lol but if they get people to laugh or even just click on the marathon then it's worth it
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