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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Wrong: The GOP are willing and happy participants in this NAZIS take-over, not some fearful spouse. It's one big money & power grab. Framing it in any other way is revisionist.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

You know what's going to save us from the NAZIS takeover? AI generated musical parodies mocking Trump's love of hamburgers.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I'm calling it: The war in Iran will end a week before midterms. What do the kids say? "pin this tweet"?

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Here’s the truth most aren’t willing to admit: We, as a species, can’t govern ourselves.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Listen to me carefully. If we are friends, best friends, even siblings, and you’ve killed somebody, and I’m the first person you reach out to? Know this: I’m going to the cops immediately… Every time. I’m not going away for you. Fuck that.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I’ve never prayed harder for a Ketamine overdose

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

there's always the chance of a ketamine overdose (for EM)...

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

What's the hardest part about eating Mitch McConnell? The wheelchair! Because he's a VEGETABLE! Get it?!

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Never forget that NAZISM/FASCISM is nothing but toxic masculinity in full bloom

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

it's all so they can keep selling us snake oils, dick-pills, and crypto

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Just when I thought my loathing for that orange shit bag couldn’t get more intense.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Apparently all he can do with any regularity —aside from shitting himself— is throw catchup on walls

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Elon Musk is a raving Ketamine addict, frothing megalomaniac and NAZIS… weeeeeee

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

“turning a blind eye” is a quaint way to say aiding and abetting…

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Mitch McConnell now the most cogent GOP Senator

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Once they start mentioning how his dumb war is affecting the Stock Market, the orange psychopath will key in.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

the profane mix of gleeful sadism, shameless stupidity and relentless mendacity found in the average MAGAt Republican is truly staggering

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

the only true extraordinary thing about Elon Musk is the countless ways his profound lack of talent expresses itself

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

In 5 yrs time, data center's will be fueled with oil rendered from human fat

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I know it's not particularly fair to judge someone based on the excerpts of an article --an article that I refuse to read in its entirety. That said, in the bits that I have read, the sculptor seems like a bigger assh*le than Charlie Kirk

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

There's a scene in The Pianist where Adrien Brody's character is interrupted from playing the piano in a Warsaw (fall of '39') cafe so that a customer can listen to the "ping" of coins being bounced off a marble table --he was checking for counterfeits. That's Chuck Schumer

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I swear, I'm becoming way more receptive to the idea of physical castration for rapists and trillionaires...

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I feel like the resumption of hostilities between the United States and Iran is simply to distract us from the fact that Mitch McConnell is still dead.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

What’s at stake is whether Benjamin Graham, and by extension W. Buffet & C. Munger were right about good management being a crucial metric when researching a potential investment; or it all being one huge shell game played by billionaires with taxpayer monies…

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

one of the lesser-appreciated flip flops from the GOP is how accountability (once touted as a priori) is now considered a sign of weakness reserved for soi-boys and cucks. God, I loathe these fucking NAZIS

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

We are rapidly approaching two choices: GENRAL STRIKE or Revolution. I prefer the former --a lot less violent.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

James Dolan is less pleasant than bloody rectal cancer and more obnoxious than a drunk finance bro; so he’s got that going for him.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The Intolerance Paradox is a real thing. Look it up

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

More like childhood leukemia

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Mitch McConnell looking to spend more time in his formaldehyde bath

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I feel like giving Americans a massive case of explosive diarrhea is a little too on the nose, god

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

At this point, the only way he can redeem himself is if he were to pour gasoline all over himself and light a match

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

White dude: How the fuck could this have happened to our country? The most deranged, lying, hateful, sociopaths are in control of everything. The Indigenous and Black populations: …

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

It’s like his doing a really sh*tty imitation of Mike Lindel during an even sh*ttier lounge act —at like 2am

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Tommy Tubberville’s CTE can’t get him soon enough.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

James Dolan is, and will always be, an absolute talentless, nepo-baby, who’s fundamentally loathed by a vast majority of New Yorkers. His fucking shitty dad invented paid-for television programming (Cable Vision) for fucks sake

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

What’s particularly infuriating is while we watch these NAZIS grab and consolidate power, pearl-clutching moderates are pleading for us to remain polite. FUCK THESE NAZIS/MAGAts!

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I feel like January 6th, 2028 is coming early this year.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

KEEP CALLING THE MAGATs WHAT THEY ARE, NAZIS. it's working

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

BREAKING: ICE IS A GROUP OF MURDEROUS THUGS wow, NPR's on the beat...

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Say it with me and say it often: TOTAL ASSET FORFEITURE

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Big News: I will not be starting a podcast.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Have you lost your cyclosporiasis 15 yet?

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

“traffic stops” what a quaint euphemism for curbside executions…

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I’m cool with sacrificing 1 state where we can put all the data centers and all the NAZIS; an ethno/techno state. I submit Nebraska.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I know I'm late to the party. That said, Sam Neil proved that you don't have to be a total piece of shit to succeed in this world. You can achieve your aspirations while maintaining your dignity, decency and integrity. This isn't taught enough.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

with each passing day they act more and more like NAZIS. who could of seen it coming? oh, wait...

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