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I feel like the resumption of hostilities between the United States and Iran is simply to distract us from the fact that Mitch McConnell is still dead.

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one of the lesser-appreciated flip flops from the GOP is how accountability (once touted as a priori) is now considered a sign of weakness reserved for soi-boys and cucks. God, I loathe these fucking NAZIS

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We are rapidly approaching two choices: GENRAL STRIKE or Revolution. I prefer the former --a lot less violent.

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James Dolan is less pleasant than bloody rectal cancer and more obnoxious than a drunk finance bro; so he’s got that going for him.

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Mitch McConnell looking to spend more time in his formaldehyde bath

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I feel like giving Americans a massive case of explosive diarrhea is a little too on the nose, god

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At this point, the only way he can redeem himself is if he were to pour gasoline all over himself and light a match

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White dude: How the fuck could this have happened to our country? The most deranged, lying, hateful, sociopaths are in control of everything. The Indigenous and Black populations: …

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James Dolan is, and will always be, an absolute talentless, nepo-baby, who’s fundamentally loathed by a vast majority of New Yorkers. His fucking shitty dad invented paid-for television programming (Cable Vision) for fucks sake

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What’s particularly infuriating is while we watch these NAZIS grab and consolidate power, pearl-clutching moderates are pleading for us to remain polite. FUCK THESE NAZIS/MAGAts!

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I feel like January 6th, 2028 is coming early this year.

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KEEP CALLING THE MAGATs WHAT THEY ARE, NAZIS. it's working

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Say it with me and say it often: TOTAL ASSET FORFEITURE

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Big News: I will not be starting a podcast.

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Have you lost your cyclosporiasis 15 yet?

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I’m cool with sacrificing 1 state where we can put all the data centers and all the NAZIS; an ethno/techno state. I submit Nebraska.

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I know I'm late to the party. That said, Sam Neil proved that you don't have to be a total piece of shit to succeed in this world. You can achieve your aspirations while maintaining your dignity, decency and integrity. This isn't taught enough.

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Lindsey Graham has reached his preheat temperature of 4560°

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Not once did I ever say, "he sucked" Re: Sam Neil; solid actor, and apparently a mensch. Go easy Mr Neil

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Akoltchak @akoltchak.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Who's gonna replace Lindsey Graham at the White House Glory Hole?

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I hate to say I told you so, but I posted this 3 days ago

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I honestly don’t which is worse, the lying, the greed, the misogyny, the racism, the sadism, the blatant power grab, or the random curbside excursions; luckily the GOP doesn’t make me choose between any…

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Boy, if they keep this up, republicans aren’t going to be able to eat in any of the best restaurants.

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Have you lost your Cyclospora 15 yet?

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Top 10 things not to do on NYC subway 10- Getting on train without first letting people off 9- Take up extra seat[s] with your bag[s] 8- Man spread 7- Remove shoes 6- Watch/listen to phone without headphones 5- Clip nails 4- Eat 3- Preach 2- Smoke 1- Shit

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A petulant, ever-shitting, racist toddler. That is our president.

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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" One of the greatest lines, all-time

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