Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The doctor said I had terminal Rockafeller Skank. When I asked how long I had left, they said “Right about now” 000
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Gonna introduce my nieces to the Metroid series, because my girls need a strong girlboss rolemodel 010
Reposted by Kris SalterAndy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Will google and Apple Maps rename New Mexico now? Where do they draw the line? 915717
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026One of the best things about being an artist; I can draw Hamtaro whenever I want. 000
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Figured I’d stream Transformers Devastation in memory of the GOAT twitch.tv/akgaimertwitch.tvakgaimer - TwitchCartoonist/Gamer/Voice Actor/Human Potato — akgaimer streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 011
Reposted by Kris SalterLiz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP to two of the best to ever do it 1979023217
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026First Dolly, now Tim. Grim Reaper really pissing me off this year. Maybe get the OTHER guy who was in Home Alone 2? 000
Reposted by Kris SalterEros @ eclipse @gayvenusian.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026I guess this is a good time as any to mention. Dolly's Imagination Library has locations nationwide to provide free books to young children, and if there's a local branch to you to check it out/encourage the young families in your life to sign up for free books. imaginationlibrary.comimaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 04948
Reposted by Kris SalterDigital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026breaking: hackers have leaked gameplay footage of the new fisher price baby fun light up toy car with musical wheels. the ip owner has vowed to have the leaker eliminated "by any means necessary". 52215731
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I have voted, and in doing so; I have obtained Vast Political Power 042
Reposted by Kris SalterScott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 17/08/2026All those actors better keep their goddamn names from ever getting out, because they should be blackballed from the industry. 3647178
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Either I’ve made a new friend, or a powerful enemy. 000
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’m gonna attempt to summon my people. Baa Ram Ewe Baa Ram Ewe 000
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Art I spend hours, even days, trying to make it look cool: A couple views and 1-2 likes Art I spent 2 hours on where the punchline is a dick joke: 10000 views and likes and a few death threats. Make it make sense. 000
Reposted by Kris SalterSuvidriel 🌸 VTuber Developer @suvidriel.com · 12/08/2026Twitch... could we like not have these features on by default? 45711
Reposted by Kris SalterZach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec... 24288918671
Reposted by Kris SalterBryn Buck 🏳️🌈💛🤍💜🖤 @showmeasign.online · 08/08/2026Net Zero has taken a bit of a twist. 29741203
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026@littlekuriboh.bsky.social is going by ‘Bea’ now. Good for her. I hope my brain doesn- “𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗕𝗢𝗛” 000
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026WHY DID THEY LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THE TEXAS ROADHOUSE ROLLS!? 000
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026When life gives you lemons Bite into that shit like an apple Life is pain 000
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I didn’t shake the bottle enough and squirted a lot of pre-ketchup on my burger and now my day is ruined 000
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026“It wouldn’t kill you to smile for a picture!” Probably not, but why risk it? 110
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I’ve been at work for 15 hours straight , time for more Star Fox at twitch.tv/akgaimertwitch.tvakgaimer - TwitchCartoonist/Gamer/Voice Actor/Human Potato 0100
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’ve been working 13 hour shifts for the past 3 weeks, time to finally play Star Fox twitch.tv/akgaimertwitch.tvakgaimer - TwitchCartoonist/Gamer/Voice Actor/Human Potato 000
Reposted by Kris Saltermelissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 02/07/2026if you want to help me make rent i have a bunch of stickers and stuff available on my shop 🥺💖 mcapriglione.art 4750413
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026“I can only make good decisions with these,” he said, as he proceeded to make some of the worst decisions ever 000
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“Jax, I know we don’t get along, but turn on the Tv; They hit the fucking Pentagon.” 010
Reposted by Kris SalterBrandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Devastated to hear that Daveigh Chase (known for Samara, Lilo, and Chihiro) just passed away. Major condolences to her family and close ones. May she rest in peace. 572510788
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026How I'm entering the group chatstatic.klipy.comSquidward Gets Enhailed by SpongebobAlt: Squidward Gets Enhailed by Spongebob 020
Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Guys, I have a confession. I have yet to start Digimon Beatbreak. I just love this goober 162