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Kris Salter

@akgaimer.bsky.social
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Alaskan Grown Born to be a Silly Goose, forced to be a Locked-In Pelican. Caucasian/Aleutian Cartoonist, Gamer, Voice Actor He (But I can never be Him) twitch.tv/akgaimer youtube.com/@akgaimer www.patreon.com/akgaimer

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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I refuse to do any actual work at my job
Drawing of Samus from Metroid Fusion
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sonic: will my hamburger be long?
Waitress: burgers are fucking round
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The doctor said I had terminal Rockafeller Skank. When I asked how long I had left, they said “Right about now”
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gonna introduce my nieces to the Metroid series, because my girls need a strong girlboss rolemodel
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Will google and Apple Maps rename New Mexico now? Where do they draw the line?
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
THAT IS NOT A NIPPLE
Baby goat chewing on a finger
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One of the best things about being an artist; I can draw Hamtaro whenever I want.
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Figured I’d stream Transformers Devastation in memory of the GOAT twitch.tv/akgaimer
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly, now Tim. Grim Reaper really pissing me off this year. Maybe get the OTHER guy who was in Home Alone 2?
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Eros @ eclipse @gayvenusian.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026
I guess this is a good time as any to mention. Dolly's Imagination Library has locations nationwide to provide free books to young children, and if there's a local branch to you to check it out/encourage the young families in your life to sign up for free books. imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
FUCk! Not Dolly!
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
breaking: hackers have leaked gameplay footage of the new fisher price baby fun light up toy car with musical wheels. the ip owner has vowed to have the leaker eliminated "by any means necessary".
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Kyle Hebert @kylehebert.com · 20/08/2026
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have voted, and in doing so; I have obtained Vast Political Power
Selfie of a man with glowing eyes and mouth with an Alaskan “I voted” sticker on his forehead
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So I’ve been liking the new Ghost in the Shell
Major Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell 2026
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
All those actors better keep their goddamn names from ever getting out, because they should be blackballed from the industry.
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Evite to suffer (there’s cake)
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Either I’ve made a new friend, or a powerful enemy.
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m gonna attempt to summon my people. Baa Ram Ewe Baa Ram Ewe
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Art I spend hours, even days, trying to make it look cool: A couple views and 1-2 likes Art I spent 2 hours on where the punchline is a dick joke: 10000 views and likes and a few death threats. Make it make sense.
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Suvidriel 🌸 VTuber Developer @suvidriel.com · 12/08/2026
Twitch... could we like not have these features on by default?
Twitch settings showing generative ai model training turned on by default
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
Training for Generative AI

Allow your channel content to train generative AI content models at Amazon. Turning this off does not opt you out of Twitch and Amazon using your channel content for other purposes described in the Twitch Privacy Notice, including using AI-supported Twitch features that benefit the community by facilitating streamer growth and monetization (such as real-time sponsorship campaign assistance), viewer discovery (such as recommendations), and community safety (such as AutoMod). Learn more
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Bryn Buck 🏳️‍🌈💛🤍💜🖤 @showmeasign.online · 08/08/2026
Net Zero has taken a bit of a twist.
Home generators powered by Cum.
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@littlekuriboh.bsky.social is going by ‘Bea’ now. Good for her. I hope my brain doesn- “𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗕𝗢𝗛”
Kuriboh from Yu-Gi-Oh as a bee with a red and yellow background
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
WHY DID THEY LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THE TEXAS ROADHOUSE ROLLS!?
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
When life gives you lemons Bite into that shit like an apple Life is pain
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Bruh, what?
Nintendo advertising adult game on Facebook
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Brian on a stock clouds background with the text "you're not the same person you were a year ago. You're even worse now"
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I didn’t shake the bottle enough and squirted a lot of pre-ketchup on my burger and now my day is ruined
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“It wouldn’t kill you to smile for a picture!” Probably not, but why risk it?
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’ve been at work for 15 hours straight , time for more Star Fox at twitch.tv/akgaimer
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pov: you are frieza after having been split in half by trunks' sword
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Artists quote with your blue art! 💙🩵 🔵🦔🤖
Sonic racing Metal Sonic
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hue hue hue
Sonic racing against Metal Sonic with Robotnik and Amy in the background
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’ve been working 13 hour shifts for the past 3 weeks, time to finally play Star Fox twitch.tv/akgaimer
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
if you want to help me make rent i have a bunch of stickers and stuff available on my shop 🥺💖 mcapriglione.art
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Dezi (Boto) @boto.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
( ._.) oh
Screenshot of CUM
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“I can only make good decisions with these,” he said, as he proceeded to make some of the worst decisions ever
Ninja stars and a cat
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“Jax, I know we don’t get along, but turn on the Tv; They hit the fucking Pentagon.”
Kaufmo from Amazing Digital Circus
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Devastated to hear that Daveigh Chase (known for Samara, Lilo, and Chihiro) just passed away. Major condolences to her family and close ones. May she rest in peace.
Erma and Samara holding hands.
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
How I'm entering the group chat
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Squidward Gets Enhailed by Spongebob
Alt: Squidward Gets Enhailed by Spongebob
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Guys, I have a confession. I have yet to start Digimon Beatbreak. I just love this goober
Sketch of Gekkomon from Digimon
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That’s twice a regular at work gave me free beer.
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Artists, Quote with your yellow art!
Bumblebee from Transformers and Metabee from Medabots
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Apparently Sriracha Mayo goes hard on a glizzy
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Kris Salter @akgaimer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
None of us are free of sin
Poll of what to draw
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