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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Fuckin hell it’s almost like a bunch of pedophiliic Nazis bastards who should be given the Ashford Chair are running the fuck ‘n free world

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Oh wow I just remembered I have BlueSky

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Hey everyone...LOOK OVER HERE! It's Lt. Col. Bone Spurs declaring war on an American city!!! Does his rough tough cream-puff cosplay make you forget about the EPSTEIN survivors, their lifetime of trauma & their courage to speak the truth in public? Yeah, me neither. #ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

New York City is a man, #Chicago is a lady, and Los Angeles is genderfluid. No, I don’t know why but prove me wrong.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Child: when you were my age, what did you want to be when you grew up? Me: ...Baz Luhrmann’s version of Mercutio. Why do you ask?

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

HELLO EVERYONE HI. The shit…has hit the fan. But I’m glad you’re here. Welcome to the shitshow. To help: gofund.me/c22965bc

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

He forgot the name of the prime minister of Japan while speaking live and just called him…Mr. Japan. Mr. Japan, folks. This is where we’re at. Mr. Japan.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

If you’re feeling overwhelmed to the point of numbness and fatigue, remember: two decades and trillions of dollars were spent trying to sever you from your compassion and humanity. You feel like this because it didn’t work on you, babe.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Apparently there’s been a 400% increase in violence against ICE agents since February 2025, but I think we as a country can do better than that. Those are rookie numbers.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I think the most fun part about American medicine is one doctor saying HEY STUPID WHATEVERR YOU DO, DON’T STOP TAKING THIS MEDICINE ABRUPTLY. And two months later another doctor demands you ABRUPTLY STOP TAKING THESE MEDS OR YOU WILL EXPLODE INTO THOUSANDS OF BATS IF YOU HEAR THE WORD “SURGERY”

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Over $220 million has been paid out to sexual abuse victims by clergy in the state of Illinois alone. Calm down. It’s the same shit over and over.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Vaccines are less expensive than child-sized coffins.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

@Cory Booker really living the porkroll egg and cheese SPK mission statement rn: if you pose a credible threat to the people of this country, someone from New Jersey will stand up and yell at you for 24 hours straight.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

If you see me standing in line - ANYWHERE FOR ANYTHING - just know that the person in front of me is Colin Robinson.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

[At this point, I’m not even worried that there will be a nuclear exchange triggered by an ACTUAL event. I’m worried that these absolute urinal cakes in charge are gonna mistakenly drop the football codes in a group chat with the gulag man.]

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I go live on tiktok with a block of text that reads “you have never lived in a world without trans people and you never will” and it has filled so many magat diapers lately 🤣

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

March 12th, 2025. Imperial Decline Era. Day fifty one summary:

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I’m not saying that ALL men are problematic but the ONLY boy cat in this house shot a blood clot out of his peener and even the vets went “oh wow”after zooming in on the picture.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

There are few things as satisfying as telling your doctor that insurance denied your life-saving treatment and watching them just quietly seethe, knowing full well that someone on the other end of a headset is going to have a deadass VERY bad day VERY soon.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

My #patreon costs a buck at the lowest tier and it’s fun.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

So like, in lieu of life-saving meds to stabilize the chemical imbalances in our brains, at these Wellness Camps, will the work set us free?

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Well, thank god all of those canaries are blissfully silent, now.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I am tired of waking up and every day feeling like a punishment.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Reading books isn’t enough, I need @levarburton.bsky.social Burton to suplex Elon Musk live on national television.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Stop trying to justify your existence to people who Magneto would have turned into 3” meat cubes. #magnetowasright

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

The Wunderkind crew and Hapsturmführer Moon Moon fired 300 staffers at the NNSA on Thursday night. Apparently they had no idea the NATIONAL NUCLEAR SECURITY ADMINISTRATION oversees ALL OF OUR nuclear weapons. They started rescinding the terminations Friday morning. HAHAHAHAHAHAOHGOD

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

People are leaving new reviews for The Repeater 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️ amzn.to/3X2YJeX

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Day nine of The Repeater not being a viral literary sensation. Thank you to everyone who has picked it up so far. It means the world to me.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Renaming my taint to the Gulf of America. #gulfofdeeznutz

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I don’t know a fucking thing about the Super Bowl but I know that Kendrick is dope, white people are sloppy online, and every part of his performance probanly made every degenerate ignorant cracker in your Facebook feed shit nickels and I love that for them.

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KSlatteryResist @kslatteryresist.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

American Medical Association is providing regular updates on bird flu and other infectious diseases on YouTube. I highly recommend subscribing to their page, especially since CDC has been axed by FOTUS #Voices4Victory m.youtube.com/user/AmerMed...

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The American Medical Association (AMA) is the largest and only national association that convenes 190+ state and specialty medical societies and other critical stakeholders. Our mission is to promote ...

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Thank you to everyone who is grabbing a copy of my book, The Repeater. It’s a good gift. Even for yourself. Also, how do I trick the magat idiots into buying like, 10,000 copies so they can burn them? amzn.to/4jK1dbX #queerliterature #books #readthis

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The Repeater: A Collection of Broken Records

The Repeater: A Collection of Broken Records [Kolarik, Allison] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Repeater: A Collection of Broken Records

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Me reading the news with one fragile, blinking brain cell this morning: “McConnell, you fall risk ass bitch.” The cats: …

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Nazis get the doxxies. Pass it on.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Remember at the b finning of the pandemic when the CDC was like “hey it’s a really good idea to wash your hands” and an alarming number of people, mostly white, mostly male, got real indignant about not washing their hands? Y’all still nasty. Nobody is ever gonna forget that, smearfingers.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I was told that BlueSky is where indie #authors get their boosts. So here ya go.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Oh thank fuck Old Testament Gaga is back.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I’m writing another book. I don’t know how to do preorders through spamazon but I’ll figure it out

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I realized that I have to many white people for this to hit.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Dear parents of #disabled kids: what is your worst case scenario, and what action plans do you have in place to mitigate harm against your family? You don’t have to answer here. My messages are open on insta, and I’ll be checking my requests.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Is…is California about to Lemonade this shit?

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

My new favorite insult for homophobes and transphobes is “gaper”. It’s disgusting, but also not technically vulgarity. And they’ll have to google it, so bonus.

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