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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I set a picture from Sydney Sweeney's Novig Sports photoshoot as the Lock Screen on my phone. Now I keep forgetting what I picked up my phone to do.

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm not enthusiastic about praising any aspect of American culture, especially in 2026. BUT... ...I had my first peanut butter and jam sandwich today, and it was really nice!

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

How any Argentinian could be proud of their national team after the way they behaved last night is beyond me. When that kind of dirty, dishonest, aggressive and disrespectful play is synonymous with your team, it’s time to take a good, hard look at your culture of sportsmanship.

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The IBS anxiety of eating a meal in a restaurant, feeling digestively “stable” afterwards and wanting to leave and travel home right now, because you don’t know how long that’s going to last, but the other people don’t want to leave yet, is something.

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

There may be a touch of autism, anxiety and past-trauma in this statement, but; People who make noise or play music between 10pm and 7am, audible to anyone else, deserve to spend eternity in Hell suffering from cock-rot and their entire bloodline should be cursed until the sun burns out.

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

YouTubers! Don't put anything important in the first six seconds of your video. That's how long it takes me to turn off Annotations.

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Telling me how many Calories there are per 100g, but they're sold in 160g packets, and that a packet contains 6 portions, and that a portion is 5 sweets is absolute wasting-my time bullshit. So here's the maths: Bag of Haribo Tangfastics = 553.6 Calories. Individual Sweet = 18.5 Calories.

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Am I doing "investing" right? When do I get my yacht??

A screenshot of a notification from an investment website, showing the owner receiving a dividend payment of 91p.

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I don't care how many Game Awards your game wins, if your boss fights have a second health bar, you're not respecting my time.

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Look, I can't stress this enough, retailers, companies, traders, sellers... don't use Evri. Just don't, please.

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Does anyone have any personal experience of using Cinch to buy a used car? Good or bad. It's just that buying a car online that I've never seen in-person or test driven and picking it up in the ASDA carpark doesn't scream "good idea!" at me.

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Boxing Day... Turkey and pickled onion sandwiches, dry roasted peanuts and Toblerone for breakfast. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year!

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Ah yes, my favourite time of the year. When I can almost constantly smell smoke and am permanently paranoid that our house is on fire. So glad that wood burners became fashionable for a brief period a few years ago and all of our neighbours just had to rush out and buy them!

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Nothing brings home the fact that you’re 42 and not 18 anymore quite like thinking; “That car’s pretty close to mine, I’ll get in the passenger side and climb over”.

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

If I have learned one thing from the Internet, it's this... ...never hold a cake with one hand.

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AKASteveUK @akasteveuk.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I hate that it takes just one tiny moment to fill me with rage and days to burn it back off. It then takes a Herculean conscious effort not to pass that anger on to others. Be aware of your behaviour people, anger spreads like a virus.

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