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Aka Meatfork

@akameatfork.bsky.social
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lover of Stanford football, Portugal/Azores, C4L, tacos, Reese's PB cups and salty carbs.

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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 2h
I just checked the mailing list and she's not a #SecretLawyer. Never paid her dues either.
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 7h
Haha - these dipshits have no idea. I returned my ballot last week & it's been received by my county election office. Checkers vs. Chess
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 13h
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That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
ALT: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@thefienprint.bsky.social Eagerly awaiting your memoir Nanopants
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Chest X-ray? Yup, chest X-ray. Dollars to donuts, this is a case of strolling pneumonia
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
friend said that herDr said that GLP-1 can delay/impact absorption of THC ingested - can take up to 2x-3x times longer to hit you
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
sounds like a dream
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A digital illustration depicting Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo in his signature rumpled raincoat, shown in profile looking to the right, nearly nose to nose with his basset hound, Dog, who is leaning out of the open window of a car looking back at the detective. A word balloon next to Columbo's head contains lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
(Kids, go ask your grandma)
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Could really use a defensive stand right here. Like, Dan Bunz-level of stand
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
THIS ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
MIKE FUCKING EVANS
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oof
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hope the seahawks muff the KO
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jenny @jponrye.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
GRACEN HALTON!!!!!!!!
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And that's why you take a knee
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dre tossed?? Bullshit
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FRED
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Estimated Prophet too
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Field position is key
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A takeaway???
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hope he barfs on some defenders
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pretty bummed - on bag 6 of 11, I just realized that I need to take this damn Lego Jaguar set apart. Made some mistake during bag 2 - FUCK
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
handshake meme with Wernher Von Braun and Jags/Eagles shaking hands over "doing war crimes in London"
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Halloween approaches ... Here is my favorite Trick-or-Treat Candy Top Ten List 10. 100 Grand bar 9. Junior Mints & Abba Zabba (tie) 8. Whatchamacallit 7. Mounds 6. Butterfinger (original recipe) 5. Kit Kat 4. Peanut Butter M&M's 3. Twix 2. Snickers 1. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just want you to have a puppy. Will call them whatever you choose. DO IT!!!!
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nope
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(artist's conception)
the far side where a snake eats garfield, except it's biberty
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck it, I'm making chicken soup
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's a sick Saturday for me (head & chest cold - I'll survive) Here's my plan: At laundromat doing laundry Will grab some medicinal tacos Fold laundry and watch sports Nap intermittently Hydrate Baseball!!! Popsicles
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Former catchers make great managers - give Jorge a shot
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Umm, that's E-40 not Too Short sitting next to Valkyries bench. Can tell that without my glasses on from the couch
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tig is the best - enjoy the show (and keep mustard out of your hair)
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I talked to someone who had studied the philosophy of psychology. She said there was a big debate in those circles as to whether or not a “person” is defined as a collection of stories. And I thought it was crazy and wrong but after 10 seconds, I was like, yes of course. We are anthologies.
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every. Single. Day.
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
While my ancestors might blanch, I say this to the White Sox tonight
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Leslie Nielsen: We're All Counting On You
ALT: Leslie Nielsen: We're All Counting On You
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pretty sure there's a side quest at the end of my driveway
Picture of a long driveway with two dumpsters at the end. One of the dumpsters has a bunch of helium balloon balloons hanging out out of it.
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ditka is driving the bus in heaven now #RIPDitka
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, but what if you live in California? Don't want to fall into the sea either
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Way to go, Ogilvie!!!
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@valerieblaise.bsky.social Have you seen any of the new Subaru ads with the 'Clifford the Big Red Dog' sized dogs in them? If not, you should
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, and that whole scene at the shareholders meeting was SO MUCH ACTING.
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memesofthedan @memesofthedan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Top panel: The text asks, "is there gas in the car?" next to the 3D Meme Man holding his head in distress, labeled "Panik".

Middle panel: The text reads, "yes there's gas in the car" next to Meme Man looking composed and still, labeled "Kalm".

Bottom panel: The text reads, "i think the people down the hall know who you are" next to a motion-blurred Meme Man clutching his head again in heightened terror, labeled "Panik".
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
December 15, 1973 - same as it ever was #Doonesbury
A Doonesbury comic strip - Mike sitting in a chair watching TV

First Panel - "Today at a press Conference, the president lashed out at the television media for what he called biased coverage of the Watergate affair"

Second Panel - "Said Mr Nixon, 'In all my years of politics, never have I seen such outrageous, vicious, distorted, and erroneous reporting!"

Third Panel - "He went on to condemn television commentators for 'the vindictiveleers and sneers directed at the great office of the presidency."

FInal Panel - "Most reporters present agreed the president was being his usual, asinine self"
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and even when they miss, they don't miss
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My office mate today
A Chihuahua dachshund mix lying on a blanket, a top of a bunch of pillows. A cpap mask is in the background
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
💕
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Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Young Ones because it's got Motörhead performing Ace of Spades
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