Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 2hI just checked the mailing list and she's not a #SecretLawyer. Never paid her dues either. 000
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 7hHaha - these dipshits have no idea. I returned my ballot last week & it's been received by my county election office. Checkers vs. Chess 010
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 13hstatic.klipy.comThat's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!ALT: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works! 000
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 14/10/2026@thefienprint.bsky.social Eagerly awaiting your memoir Nanopants 010
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Chest X-ray? Yup, chest X-ray. Dollars to donuts, this is a case of strolling pneumonia 010
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026friend said that herDr said that GLP-1 can delay/impact absorption of THC ingested - can take up to 2x-3x times longer to hit you 030
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Could really use a defensive stand right here. Like, Dan Bunz-level of stand 110
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Pretty bummed - on bag 6 of 11, I just realized that I need to take this damn Lego Jaguar set apart. Made some mistake during bag 2 - FUCK 000
Reposted by Aka MeatforkBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 440543
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Halloween approaches ... Here is my favorite Trick-or-Treat Candy Top Ten List 10. 100 Grand bar 9. Junior Mints & Abba Zabba (tie) 8. Whatchamacallit 7. Mounds 6. Butterfinger (original recipe) 5. Kit Kat 4. Peanut Butter M&M's 3. Twix 2. Snickers 1. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups 010
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I just want you to have a puppy. Will call them whatever you choose. DO IT!!!! 010
Reposted by Aka MeatforkGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026(artist's conception) 1817
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It's a sick Saturday for me (head & chest cold - I'll survive) Here's my plan: At laundromat doing laundry Will grab some medicinal tacos Fold laundry and watch sports Nap intermittently Hydrate Baseball!!! Popsicles 000
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Former catchers make great managers - give Jorge a shot 010
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Umm, that's E-40 not Too Short sitting next to Valkyries bench. Can tell that without my glasses on from the couch 020
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Tig is the best - enjoy the show (and keep mustard out of your hair) 110
Reposted by Aka MeatforkJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I talked to someone who had studied the philosophy of psychology. She said there was a big debate in those circles as to whether or not a “person” is defined as a collection of stories. And I thought it was crazy and wrong but after 10 seconds, I was like, yes of course. We are anthologies. 1011820
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026While my ancestors might blanch, I say this to the White Sox tonightstatic.klipy.comLeslie Nielsen: We're All Counting On YouALT: Leslie Nielsen: We're All Counting On You 000
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Pretty sure there's a side quest at the end of my driveway 010
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ditka is driving the bus in heaven now #RIPDitka 000
Reposted by Aka MeatforkLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4073526910613
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yes, but what if you live in California? Don't want to fall into the sea either 010
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026@valerieblaise.bsky.social Have you seen any of the new Subaru ads with the 'Clifford the Big Red Dog' sized dogs in them? If not, you should 010
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yes, and that whole scene at the shareholders meeting was SO MUCH ACTING. 010
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026December 15, 1973 - same as it ever was #Doonesbury 010
Aka Meatfork @akameatfork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Young Ones because it's got Motörhead performing Ace of Spades 020