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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So sick of Yoo
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tom from trillbillies came sooooo close to coining the term "neoklansical" this week that I am going to nudge it across the goal line.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vargas unlucky with an xBA of .630 on that lineout. ChiSox cannot buy a baserunner after chasing Brown.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tilting at pinwheels
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Instead of an incandescent rage, try going into a fluorescent fury.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My condolences to the Watters family.
Perhaps the Fox News host isn't completely wrong. After all, I am a woman and I am about to entice you to look up the story about how [Jesse] Watters courted his much younger second wife. It's very intriguing.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not Soto having worse range in left field than Baty.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sure it can prove theorems but can GPT solve a cryptic crossword?
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Brent Staples @bstaples.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Coming this winter from Yale University Press
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ICE on the prowl in Indy. Eyes up.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What's the run expectancy to the end of the inning with two outs and a baserunner caught in a rundown?
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nothing more American than union-busting retailers promoting "Labor Day" sales.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not the dumbest walkoff win imaginable!
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Canadians should all be thanking the Good Ol' USA for having a nation somehow more racist and self-destructive so fucking close. You're welcome, hosers!
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He should fly out a day early
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Szukalski, one of my problematic faves.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There are some topics that bluesky draws too bright a red line around if you think bluesky is a university debate club. But it isn't that, is the thing.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Waiting for that aggregator site to call this Mets loss a "blown save."
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ok, both PCA and Randy followed their leadoff/walkoff games with leadoff homers what is even happening
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Never gonna understand the MLB dot tv blackout rules that let me watch only the middle game of a three game series in Chicago.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you're antiwar because of inflation, I got news for you about you, and you aren't gonna like you.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hamilton, starring Immortal Technique
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
Rolling out “academic freedom” as a rallying cry now, after the CRT panic led to a bunch of Black scholars and theory to be literally banned from classrooms, shit is too rich lol
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Deshaun, if you want personal and disrespectful, my DMs are open. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/a...
theguardian.com
Browns QB Deshaun Watson laments ‘disrespectful’ booing by team’s own fans
Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson has called the booing he heard from the team’s own fans during Saturday’s home loss to Buffalo ‘personal’
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@libertybirb.bsky.social yo, good job on the last PTS episode. so happy to hear you guys hitting this angle. ♥️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I respect Shoemaker for using AI to "write" the Hulk Hogan Hagiography. Go ahead and steal a bag but don't rot your brain lying for that piece of shit.
static.klipy.com
Camel Clutch Hulk Hogan
ALT: Camel Clutch Hulk Hogan
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
19 months later, the IDF admits what was obviously true at the time. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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Israel admits its soldiers fired at car in which Hind Rajab was killed
Military orders criminal investigation into deaths of five-year-old and six family members in Gaza in 2024
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Goddamn Tatis is so cool.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I wouldn't push him off a bridge, but I wouldn't stop him from jumping off, either.
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Abuse of Power Watch @abuseofpowerwatch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
📍 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐀: Indian jazz guitarist Pritesh Walia, who has lived in the U.S. since 2019 on an extraordinary-ability artist visa, was arrested by ICE at LAX and taken to the troubled Adelanto detention center over an alleged visa overstay. #AbuseOfPowerWatch
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Indian Jazz Guitarist Pritesh Walia Arrested at LAX and Held in ICE Detention
Indian jazz guitarist was arrested at Los Angeles airport for overstaying his artists visa. He is being held at Adelanto icrocessing cente
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just read "canonized" as "canoed" and those are two very different things to have happen to you.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The 2nd through 9th batter for the Padres in this game went: single, single, single, single, walk, hit batsman, walk, sac fly. McLean leaves the game ahead 2-1 after 6 innings pitched.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think 103.9 mph for an outfielder is a plus arm, idk.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tell me the Padres have challenged the call at the plate. Definitely beat the tag.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Carson Fucking Benge!!!! Absolutely legendary!!!!
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Francisco Alvarez is such a tough kid.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is there anything more beautiful than a smiling Kodai Senga? My guy has been unhappy for three entire calendar years and now he's laughing like a child in his new role as closer! #lgm
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I love seeing a happy Kodai Senga
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Did Gabe Kidd tell a Brexit joke in the middle of a wrestling match? ("used to be European")
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#twitch is the verb we use to describe what bodies that are dead but don't know it yet do
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
hillary clinton ran in two elections that were supposed to be glide paths to victory and ate shit both times i hope she has some advice for me about voters
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Brett Baty with the bfg out there!
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Delightful when If Books Could Kill interrogates the shitty bestsellers that I cannot say anything negative about due to professional obligations.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finally, an AI debt collection agency, so I can't even tell people to quit their jobs to make the world a better place anymore.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If Os are selling, send Pete back to the Mets for Bo straight up.
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Can't believe I'm looking at a guy with a career ERA of 12.00 and saying to myself, "well his FIP is only about 7 and a half...." #lfgm #firestearns
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akahige @akahige.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What a coincidence.
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I still don't know what "can't afford" means. If an investment in an expensive baseball player goes sideways, how does that impact the owner of a baseball team or his family? Do people just not get the gap between "a baseball player's salary" and "the wealth involved in owning a sports franchise"?
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