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@ajtigner.bsky.social
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
As someone with absolute dogshit taste, I fully agree
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
I remember when the Iron Fist show came out and wanting to make a similar argument: that making Iron Fist Asian wouldn't have fixed the story, it would have, at best, been telling a different story. But then that show was so much nothing that it wasn't worth the heat lol
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
There's no time.
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
my infant daughter has put like 5 of these things in her mouth this month, people need to chill out
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
going Defected mode
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Wondering why karaoke ever got popular when you can just have a baby and scream Thunder Road in her face when she wakes you up at 4 AM
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
The Most Evergreen Tweet
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
I think there's something about especially bad acting and production that makes some horror movies even scarier for kids. Like it's so much worse than other things you've seen that it feels like it's breaking a rule, like anything could happen next
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Cock and balls reverser He'll make your penis worser
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
my only complaint is how much it lionizes podcasting. I hope Spiderman 3 starts with MJ selling her BlueYeti on eBay while cashing a reprehensible amount of PPP checks
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
i do not know with what instruments the fourth wave of ska will be made, but the fifth wave of ska will be made with sticks and stones
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
*getting off a psyche-destroying call with your former romantic partner, perfectly illustrating the quiet emotional terrorism that addiction inflicts on the ones you love the most* "I see the cis male defenders have logged on"
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
The Shadowheart quest rules because it meets all the conditions of your roughest DUrge goal without anyone getting mad at you
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Counterpoint from a DUrge: have you ever thought about how funny itd be if she stabbed that lady
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
I still think this was the funniest moment of the 2016 primaries www.nydailynews.com/2015/12/29/p...
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Presidential candidate Martin O’Malley draws just one voter to Iowa meeting in snowstorm — and h...
WASHINGTON — Maybe he should’ve canceled after all. Democratic presidential candidate Martin O’Malley fought through a brutal snowstorm in Iowa to keep up his scheduled events, on…
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Unions work. There is nothing else that can do what they do.
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Mass Effect 1 was the best one because it let you make your guy look like Guy Pearce in the freaky old man makeup from Prometheus, but taking him across games would slowly make him more generic and handsome
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
I think the thing I love most about Strange New Worlds is that it gets back into contained stories in the way the other new Treks don't. So even if it lands on something awful like the musical episode, you're not stuck with another dumb superweapon plot for 9 hours
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Whenever certain people talk about this, I'm always reminded of when my high school cracked down on an "organized calculator stealing racket," and it was just like 5 kids stealing like a thousand dollars worth of stuff and one guy who knew how to use eBay
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
they should have never brought back X Play. They should have brought back GAME BRAIN youtu.be/i3j2B-TyJ7I?...
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
It's a configuration... you know... For kids!
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
"That act of intimacy was reserved for just a few rows of unconsenting strangers at the Beetlejuice musical, and you had to cheapen it"
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
The worst thing the Boba Fett show did was remove the one thing that gave him character in the original series: he seems like kind of a hothead that acts on impulse. He shouldn't be some zen badass, he should be getting yelled at by his ex wife for giving their daughter an interrogation droid
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
The Boba Fett show would've been so much cooler if it was actually about Fett fighting crimelords in Tattooine, not as some bland warrior king but as a slick but overconfident space cop that had to actually ingratiate himself to the locals to save the most vulnerable. Also Walton Goggins is there
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
this is literally the only way we got rid of smoking indoors and if people want to match that energy for any other public health battle, they're just going to have to invent new ways for people to smell bad
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
clawing his way out of the dark abyss of oblivion muttering "What if a bunny rabbit ran an aerospace museum with their uncle"
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
the emotional core of the "good" Geth/Quarian ending is a much more satisfying argument for the exact opposite point, and they make it in the same video game!
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
It stinks because ME3 contained great endings for the series (Genophage Cure, Geth/Quarian War), but the very end almost goes out of its way to downplay all that stuff. I enjoyed replaying it more because I could just focus on the non-Reaper parts
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
the four marital statuses in Washington:
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
I agree these movies have gotten way too long for no reason, but its kinda nuts how much of the positive hype for this movie sounds like a high schooler getting really excited their next assigned reading is only 80 pages and the margins look really big
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'The Marvels' Runtime Finally Reverses the Worst Part of the MCU
The MCU's highly anticipated sequel to 'Captain Marvel' and 'Ms. Marvel' could reign in franchise fatigue with a quick adventure.
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
I didnt like a lot of Fallout 4's dialogue, but yeah this seems like a very "throw the baby out with the bathwater" type of criticism. I loved Alpha Protocol (and I'm sure a lot of FO4 haters did too) and it was a pretty similar system
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
hades was maybe the only video game that made me excited to wake up too early on accident, because it let me get a quick run in before work. Unfairly good video game
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
this is the most ominous looking bus I've ever seen
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Abortions should be handled on a subscription basis, and if you don't use them all by the end if the year, they will NOT roll over
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
the Okada Cruise is the greatest wrestling stable of the 21st century
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
“lol”, said the canary in the coal mine as it started to feel faint, “lmao”
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Also if it's a more obscure flavor like grape or Mello Yello or something, that shit hasn't been changed in like a year
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
As someone who used to clean them: probably not nearly enough. The little washable nozzle thing turns into a concentrate of the worlds worst flavors after like 8 uses, which is why everything tastes faintly of a middle schooler dumping every soda into one cup no matter what you get
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Call her Operation Gladio the way she makes me stay behind
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AJ @ajtigner.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Nah, I'm pretty sure this new way of Posting will finally be the one that makes people happy and less alienated
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Mrs. E.V. Debs @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
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