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A.J. Packman

@ajpackman.bsky.social

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A.J. Packman @ajpackman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

CO-PILOT: Hey, look down at that beach!

PILOT: What?

CO-PILOT: I think someone wrote out "HELP" in stones!

PILOT: (Squinting) No, I'm pretty sure that says "HE LP." Like, "That guy? He's an LP. A long-playing record. That's what that guy is. He LP."

CO-PILOT: Huh. Maybe. I guess— Oh, hey! Some guy just ran out of the jungle, onto the beach, and he's waving his arms and yelling!

PILOT: (Squinting) Yeah, he LP.

A.J. Packman @ajpackman.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Post: Slipping a note to a bank teller which reads: "I have a gun. It's in my safe deposit box."

Reply: Horrible idea as most financial institutions prohibit firearms to be stored in a SDB

A.J. Packman @ajpackman.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

A.J. Packman @ajpackman.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

Men will hunt moths solely beyond the confines of south-eastern and eastern Europe instead of seeing a Therapis.

A.J. Packman @ajpackman.bsky.social · 12/08/2023

A.J. Packman @ajpackman.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

Class distinctions officially abolished

A.J. Packman @ajpackman.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

You must get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of grain across a river. Across the river is another fox, another chicken, and another sack of grain. There's also another you. You wave to each other, both with the same tentativeness. You notice that there's a holster on their belt. You reach down and feel a holster on your own belt. You notice that the you across the river is also touching their holster.

A.J. Packman @ajpackman.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

It's nice to live in a country where the citizens and the judiciary agree on fundamental issues.