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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦

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The Definite Article, you might say. ajollynerd.com #cisgender he/him #VoiceActor: #SupaStrikas. #AudiobookNarrator: ‘Infinitum One: Origin’. #VO #PerformanceMatters

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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 28/09/2026
I’m not sure anyone else is still playing #Wordle, but does anyone else have an almost perfect normal distribution of guesses?
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 23/09/2026
Breaking news: in solidarity with major news networks, Kermit the Frog will not be participating in the White House press pool
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 09/09/2026
It’s been a long time since #Apple made a product that wowed me at first demo. #iPhoneDuo managed to do it.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 05/08/2026
None of the feeds of the #spacexmooncrash that I watched detected the impact. No surprise, though. I mean, it IS #rocketscience after all.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 27/07/2026
I’ve seen trailers for #StuartFailsToSaveTheWorld. I don’t know what they’ve chosen for a theme song, but if it’s not “Where Are All the Scientists” by @JukeboxtheGhost it will have been a huge opportunity missed.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 18/07/2026
Do not give the cactus a hug, no matter how much it wants one.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 07/07/2026
I guess it doesn’t matter that Trump cheated after all. #USvBEL #FIFA
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 12/06/2026
Futurama already did this.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 10/06/2026
But can they solve a problem like Maria?
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 10/06/2026
What a coincidence! I’m not inclined to give a shit.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 26/05/2026
Do #Brits call the front storage area of an EV a “froot”? #linguistics #slang
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 17/05/2026
Found at #Marshalls: Rechargeable battery. Portable. Face.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 03/05/2026
Sign the petition to give Bob Mortimer a knighthood! c.org/ppjLBXrCp7
c.org
Sign the Petition
Award Bob Mortimer a knighthood
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 15/04/2026
What if you’re old and YDK?
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 02/04/2026
I feel like we sparrows are just being fed a load of horseshit.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 02/04/2026
“Trickle-down economics” was the greatest lie ever told.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 15/03/2026
Deep Thought of the Day: “There’s a lot of trash cans in the world, and not all of them will have a half a banana.” - Mike Heck, The Middle
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 14/03/2026
Went to Winners and what do I find? Just some BS.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 08/03/2026
Heaven forbid parents should talk to their children about anything challenging. 🙄
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 06/02/2026
Fuck Donald Trump #RacistInChief
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 24/12/2025
Merry Ho Ho to all my follows! Have a warm and wonderful #yuletide season #xmas #solstice #festivus
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 13/09/2025
If your intention is for any VO to say that phrase out loud, I can only reply, “How. Dare. You.”
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 12/09/2025
I just saw Trump’s Oval Office response video, and it’s AI, right?
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 24/08/2025
@hankgreen.bsky.social You wanted suggestions for Focus Friends? How about being able to trade up existing decorations for a reduced number of socks? #FocusFriends
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 22/07/2025
Has anyone else noticed that the Hal-life of memes is a fraction of what it was 10 years ago? Like, I remember “the dress” being at the front of the social consciousness for a couple of months, at least. Now, the Coldplay Cheaters memes seem to have tapered off after a couple of weeks.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 20/07/2025
Maybe the universe has an eccentric hub…?
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 16/07/2025
Just realized “sleep juice” could be a nice way of saying neurotoxin, and I don’t think any amount of tomato juice would fix that.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 16/07/2025
I thought maybe there was some kind of skunk evolution that happened, and they’re making sedative now.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 02/07/2025
I didn’t even spot that; I was so grossed-out by the thought of being connected to Kirkland-brand Trump in any way.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 01/07/2025
Ew, LinkedIn. No. Just no. #cdnpoli #gross
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 18/05/2025
Maybe they mean AI will match the power of THEIR brains.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 17/05/2025
I can’t believe my phone used the f-word like that.
Weather notification stating “flurries soon”
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 05/05/2025
Is there no penalty for making an oath to uphold the constitution, then shitting all over it?
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 29/04/2025
I just read an article about Arcade, Marvel’s version of the Joker (but maybe better?), and I suddenly want him to be the big-bad for a phase of the MCU. I see maybe Bill Skarsgård or Domhnall Gleason.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 28/04/2025
That banging sound you’ve been hearing lately is just us stomping on the floor to get y’all to quit your shenanigans.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 15/04/2025
Just a little something I whipped up in literally a few seconds. #canpoli #election2025 #NevrePoilievre #NeverPoilievre
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
An important lesson from Jean-Luc Picard that I’m still sharing all these years later.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 11/04/2025
Several weeks ago would’ve been better.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 08/04/2025
@hankgreen.bsky.social Just watched the “Skeptical Hedonism” video, and find it interesting that you felt you needed to rephrase “selfishness”.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 04/04/2025
It is totally off.
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Every day I wake up to the news
Four frames from the movie Glass Onion. “It’s so dumb.”it’s so dumb it’s brilliant!” “No! It’s just dumb!”
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 30/03/2025
They’re all right there in the picture with him.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 28/03/2025
A fair assessment.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 28/03/2025
Is it just me, or is Tulsi Gabbard giving serious Valentina Allegra de Fontaine vibes? #uspoli #mcu
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 28/03/2025
Everything he’s done is out of the fascist playbook. That and Mein Kampf are the only two books he owns.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 22/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman wearing glasses and a white t-shirt is sitting in front of a screen that says #taskmaster
Alt: Actor Sue Perkins wearing glasses and a white t-shirt is sitting in front of a screen that says #taskmaster
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 21/03/2025
Saw this van parked behind my house. My first thought: Is someone trying to fool ppl into thinking they are legit Home Depot?
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 05/03/2025
When I was in my early 20’s, my city had several coffe shops open ‘til 4am. It was lovely.
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 05/03/2025
I mean… is it wrong, though?
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🎙️THE A Jolly Nerd VO 🇨🇦 @ajollynerd.com · 04/03/2025
If @POTUS and @VP want to be treated with respect in the #OvalOffice, they need to earn it. #ImWithZelenskyy #FuckTrump
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