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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️

@ajmckay.bsky.social
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OFMD and Good Omens brainrot at the moment. Don’t expect rational thoughts. Banner art by @pogonr I have pronouns but Kate doesn’t get to know them so they aren’t posted here. 😘

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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Calico Jack buys this shirt and turns it into a crop top and wears the belt with it. Yes, he does say it’s his clitter belt (loudly) whenever he gets comments on it. #ofmd #calicojackwarning
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Font choices matter.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someday I’m going to do a “self-insert”(cat-insert?!) her into a fic and it’ll all be about her finding cuddles and causing chaos with the pirate crew. She’s a narcissist like that. 🥰
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The clingiest of beings, Margo Evelyn, will make any loyal dog seem like a traitor. She is always just right here…🧡🧡🧡
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mine is in there. Not my best work and I need to concentrate more on improving. Overall fun experience and a work of art from many of my favorite people. 💜💜💜
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello. For anyone worried about the horrors lately this might lower your blood pressure for a couple moments.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t talk to me I’ll be here listening to Orville Peck’s new album on repeat.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watched the trailer for Helluva Boss season three…finally. So fucking excited.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why is Torchy’s Tacos so good?! Why don’t they have these in Minnesota?!
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My one gripe with Merlin fanfic (when I was in the midst of it) was that it lacked really good Merlin/Morgana long fics. Yes, I know write it yourself, but damn a girl (gn) just needs a low effort buffet once in a while.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I called to wish my 9 year old nibbling a happy birthday. One of the cats popped into our FaceTime call. My nibbling asked to see my spiders and geckos next. This little girls excitement to see my other pets…she’s just like me. 🥰
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Love it when I have an issue at work and two separate IT teams (our team and the clients) can’t figure it out for months…then I figure it out myself and the IT person is like can you show me what you did? 😅
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Walking, talking cliche here.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ok, it’s pretty here but bougie. I’m definitely out of my Midwest element. 🌴
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Once again I’m going to say how much I love the Minneapolis airport. Superior experience. And…going to California for the first time in my life. For work but it counts. ✈️
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The grim reaper is a jackass.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why is there so many Hannibal fanfics crossed over with THAT fandom?! And so many recent fics in the last couple years knowing all the transphobic bs from the creator and the racism in the source material. Did OFMD really just spoil me? Do we just have some basic standards? Gah.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Rewatching Hannibal. Why is this show such a comfort show while being as fucked up as it is?! I first watched during Covid & then rewatched A LOT. For me it’s the beautiful acting, the language physically & verbally, & the epic scene production. It’s a stunningly delicious show on every level. 😋 😅
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ok, this guy is a Stede Bonnet. Calypso ran away from his tank just like Stede ran away from Ed. He knew it was the wrong move but it took a bit of coaxing to get him back to his beloved tank.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Let’s resurrect something (not my dating life) but OFMD question of the day. Question of the day…which OFMD character does your pet act most alike?
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ok, I was out of town. Giving up. Like does Calypso even like me?! Thanks to the soothing voices of @otsanda.bsky.social @jesktheaccountant.bsky.social @emmaloo.bsky.social @itsmfgames.bsky.social I was able to bring my problem child home. He’s now back in his tank.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Not caught. Stupid fucker. I am on a work trip out of state…again. Rest assured my pet sitter knows the deal.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
New box who dis?!
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I got called a transwoman on tik tok from someone trying to insult me. Excuse me while I feel elated that anyone would put me in the category of goddesses. Note: I am not a transwoman. 😅
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Still have not caught the stinkiest of all stinkers who have stunk. I have fixed the shoebox. I have added wax worms. Now, we wait and hope 🦎
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Already working!!!!
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Multi-layered trap set. I’ll get that wabbit..
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Family gc: 24 year old niece shares a video of bison on her trip to SD. She is safely in a car from a distance. Her mother: don’t pet them Niece: I won’t pet the fuzzy cows Her mother: you know most cows are assholes too right? Lesson learned: cows are assholes and don’t pet the fuzzy ones.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Calypso of the fridge dwellers is still on the loose. A 4:30 am sighting had him fully out of the fridge and he looked healthy. Little shit. Time for plan b.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Update my mother found out about the group chat (which she was mentioned heavily) and is asking me for screenshots. 😭 I do not want to participate in any of this.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I was trying to set up an appointment for her but due to her continuously loving headbutts while doing so…😅 Margo Evelyn clearly does not want to go to the vet.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Update: the sneaky fridge dweller Calypso has still not been caught. Stinker.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What are you doing this lovely Thursday night? Me, trying to catch my leopard gecko who I haven’t seen in a month. Turns out he’s been living under the fridge. Don’t worry I tend to drop crickets when I feed the tarantulas and the crested gecko…he’s well fed. 😭
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have three sisters…I ended up in a group chat with all of them and they are going at it… I’m now ignoring it all even the private messages because dang…family is exhausting sometimes.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hi Izzy.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There’s a bat on the belly of the big blue bear. 🦇 🐻 💙
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My children come in two sizes. Little chaos gremlin and giant chonky princess who hasn’t ever done anything wrong in his life.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Look, I’m only channeling Calico Jack energy here. In another life he would have used these instead of coconuts. Would have been less painful.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dropping this here because something something oranges and cornhole something something. 😏 🍊 🌽
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Feeling cute. Might delete later.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Stede Bonnet would become Stede Teach without a second thought. Fuck the hyphenation.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My dad using the word “spendy” makes me remember where I live. 🤣
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This Indian place I’m ordering lunch from…their heat choices are on point.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Eating the homemade Reese’s cup edible might have been a mistake. For context I’m also dog sitting.the edible came from the cleaning person.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Shades of all things red and pink. 🤔
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Frenchie made a move.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Roach is it.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Lucius Spriggs thinks it smells.
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AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️ @ajmckay.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ed Teach would never.
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